A/N: Chapter SEVEN!! Time to see what other departments are up to!! As House thinks about what he has done (hopefully), the others are going to spy and see what they've got. Songs are: "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga, "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)" by Beyoncé, and "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift. This chapter WILL be confusing if you don't follow the guide.

House sounds like Sue Sylvester in this chapter (hehe Glee reference).

Foreman spying

Thirteen spying

Taub spying


"You want us to WHAT?!" Foreman asked incredulously, couldn't believe his ears. It's been a couple of days since House was at that meeting, and since then, House hasn't been participating in his solos or giving out ideas. Might as well have Taub on the team. At least he'll try.

"You heard me. I want a list of songs on my desk with comments. I want you guys to record EVERYTHING. Even if they are just drinking a drink of water for 2 minutes." His fierce and competitive impression gave the team the shivers. Seeing their boss all riled up about a stupid competition is rather creepy to them.

But they ignored this and got their notebooks.


"Something's up with House," Chase commented, right after they walked out of the office.

"Thanks for stating the obvious, Chase," Taub replied sarcastically, which got the wombat to give him an irritated look.

"Aren't you guys worried?"

"Nope, don't care," they said in unison.

"I'll check out Wilson," Taub continued, ignoring Chase's concern.

"I'll do Chase's ex-boss."

"The cardiology department." Thirteen joined in. They looked at each other, then split ways, leaving Chase all by himself.

"Well…I guess I'll check out on House!" he called to them, but they continued walking.

He sighed, putting his hands on his hips. "Am I the only one that cares?"

"Yes," House replied from behind. Chase jumped from fear, turning around clumsily. He puts his hand behind his head, chuckling awkwardly.

"W-w-what a-are y-you t-t-talking about?" Chase asked innocently, but it failed terribly.

"It's nice to see you care, but I'm not gay…well at least of what I know of." He pondered for a second, which made Chase take a step backward. Not the gay references again.

House winked at him, turning around. "I'm just kidding with you." He started to walk back to his office saying the words that Chase hates to hear from him, "You're not gonna find anything, mate!"

After asking numerous questions from nurses, each of the ducklings ended up where they're supposed to be. Taub ended up in the main theater, Foreman ended in the adjacent college's theater, and Thirteen ended up in the left wing theater. They all sat down in the very very back seat in the theater, and squinted their little and delicate eyes to see the stage.

Each of the respected teams finished stretching and doing vocal practices (which were horrible and painful to hear). As their own Heads scold them for coming super late they demanded then after to rehearse.

Thirteen was intrigued. It was a group of interns, mixed. All the guys dressed up like studs, while the girls dressed up really REALLY hot. The main girl dressed oddly…kinda like Lady Gaga, but Thirteen wonders if that's so special. She couldn't help but look at each of them, especially the girl in the pink sweats. Her ass never looked so…round. Thirteen awkwardly looked away, as the music starts to play:

Foreman sighed as the ER nurses set their mikes. It seemed like they were about to dance to something good, but he couldn't figure out what. The rings seemed so uber familiar, yet so distant. Hot N' Cold, maybe?, Foreman thought, thinking of Katy Perry's video. After it was all set up, the music starts to play:

Taub sighed once again, rubbing his temples. It's been minutes since he was here and Wilson and his team are impatiently waiting for their last member. It was interesting, realizing that they were all girls, and there was a lot of band equipment. They wore school uniforms, white shirt with a plaid blue skirt and a matching tie to tie eveyrthing together. It might be a rock performance. He sighed, not wanting to hear the loud and deafening music that was about to play. At least the girls were hot. The last girl arrived, apologizing quickly, but Wilson doesn't seem to care. The music reluctantly starts to play:

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Huh!

Thirteen's mouth dropped open. 'Oh My God' is the first thought that came to her head. As the guys dance along to the beat to the right side of the stage, the girls were busting it out on center stage. Their butts moved to the catchy beat, which made Thirteen sing along:

"I wanna kiss you

But if I do then I might miss you babe

It's complicated and stupid

Got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid

Guess he wants to play, wants to play

A love game

A love game

Hold--"

All the single ladies (all the single ladies)

All the single ladies (all the single ladies)

All the single ladies (all the single ladies)

All the single ladies

Now put your hands UP!

Foreman couldn't help but smile. He always had a soft spot on Beyoncé. Maybe it's the way she moves around the stage or in music videos. Whatever it was, he doesn't mind seeing several white girls dance along to the infamous song. He sang along to the lyrics, watching closely to their moves:

"Up in the club,

We just broke up

I'm doing my own little thing

Decided to dip and now you wanna trip

Cause another brother notice me

I'm up on him, he up on me

Don't pay him any attention

Just cried my tears, for 3 good years

Ya can't be that mad at me

'Cause—"

You're on the phone, with your girlfriend

She's upset

She's going off about something that you said

'Cause she doesn't get your humor

Like I do

Taub couldn't believe his ears. Taylor Swift?! Damn, House IS right. But ever since the VMA's, he felt bad for the teen sensation. Yeah, Kanye's an ass, but hey, that was TOTALLY uncalled for. He sat back on his chair, humming the lyrics:

"I'm in the rhythm

It's a typical Tuesday night

I'm listening to the kind of music

She doesn't like

'Cause she doesn't know your story

Like I do

'Cause—"

"If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

Oh oh—"

"Let's play a love game

Play a love game

Do you want love,

Or you want fame?

Are you in the game?

Know the love game

Huh!

I—"

"-f you could see that I'm the one who understands you

Been here along

So why can't you see?

You—"

"Don't treat to the things of the world

I'm not that kind of girl

Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve

Here's a man that makes me then takes me

And delivers me to a destiny

To infinity and beyond

Pull me into your arms, say 'I'm the one you want'

If you don't, you'll be alone

And like a ghost I—"

"—can see you standing there

From across the block

With a smile on your mouth

And your hand on your (huh!)

The story of us

It always start the same

With the girl and a boy

And a (huh!) and a game

And a game

And a game

A—"

"—driving to my house, in the middle of the night

I'm the one who makes you laugh

When you know you're about to cry

I know your favorite songs

And you tell me about your dreams

I think I know where you belong

I think I know it's meeeee

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you

Been here all along

So why can't you seeeee??

You—"

"—shoulda put a ring on it

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

Don't be mad when you see that he want it

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

Oh, oh—"

"Let's play a love game

Play a love game

Do you want love

Or you want fame

Are you in the game?

Know the love game"

Thirteen cheered softly in her head as the dancers cleared out of the stage. It was hot, sexy and possibly the best thing that's she ever seen (probably because she'd never seen sex being portrayed so true and Gaga-like). She continued to stare at one of the dancers' asses, who's drinking a bottle of water. She stood up, wanting to just take that girl and make out, but her job was done. She walked out, not before looking back at the dancer.

Each of them ended at the same time, with their right ring fingers (with a studded and shiny ring) up in the air. The ER Head clapped and cheered as Foreman would've done. They did a pretty good performance, Foreman thought to himself, still blown away. White girls CAN do Beyoncé.

Taub smiled then clap softly. They've done a good job. Taylor would've appreciated it. As they pack up the drum set and guitars, a girl walks up the aisles, looking for her bag. He ducked, making sure she won't see. But she did.

She pointed dramatically at him, then hollered, "SPY!"

Taub crawled out, embarrassed that he was caught. Hopefully, she wouldn't report to her boss.

She did.

A/N: This chapter was fun for me…especially picking out the songs that would match….just HAD to go the three featured artists….LOVE them.

Review, mate! Speaking of the Aussie....he didn't attend to these mind-blowing performances if y'all are wondering.