Hey 'yalls, I'm outta school today, yay! So, due to my boredom before a friend comes over, I present you with a random chapter.

Disclaimer- Oh, I hate these things, NOT MINE!

Chapter 7- Everybody's Got A Dark Side

"Bruce, get your skinny butt over here, now!" Tony called, excitement dripping from his voice. Bruce walked over to where Tony was holding something behind his back.

"I know how much you despise it when Big Green rips your clothes, so, doing much science behind your back, I present you with everlasting pants!" Tony pulled purple pants from behind his back, yet they looked normal size. "They are a special kind of polyester, so when you transform, they will stretch with you."

Bruce was flabbergasted. No one had ever done something so, ugh, he couldn't even find a word for it. No one had ever really cared.

"Thank you so much Tony, I really don't know what to…"

"Don't say anything," Tony interrupted. "You can thank me after we prove they work." Bruce gave him a lopsided grin, which made Tony's heart flutter. Bruce needed to smile more.

"Sir, Director Fury is requesting to talk to you as well as the rest of the team," JARVIS spoke.

Tony sighed. "Fine, patch him in. Ha, that was a funny pun."

"Stark?"

"Ahoy captain!"

"Stark, you refer to me like I am a pirate again and I will personally skin you alive."

"Fine, fine, now what's up?"

"We got a situation."

"What, did you lose your parrot?"

Fury growled. "No, we got a new villain in downtown Manhattan. Name's Xandrad."

"Yeah, ok, but are all of us needed? Even Jolly Green? It's one villain, not an army from outer space."

"I believe all of you need to fight; this man insane. Xandrad is able to manipulate minds, almost like Loki was with Barton, but is more actions than minds. He is dangerous. And yes, Hulk probably will be needed. Avengers Assemble immediately, the others have already gotten this message. Quinjet will be there in ten minutes. " His voice shut off.

"Well then, time for you to try out those pants."

BREAKY THING- IMAGINE A CHANGE IN TIME-YEAH-

All of the Avengers were in as Quinjet as it flew to where Xandrad was. They were all suited up, minus Bruce, who was only wearing a baggy t-shirt and purple pants, the special purple pants. Bruce would occasionally glance at Clint, who was a bit nervous, though he wouldn't say it out loud. He had hated it when Loki had taken over his mind, it was the worst feeling, and now he had to possibly go back into that willingly.

The Quinjet landed. All of the Avengers ran out, only to see who must have been Xandrad. He was wearing all black, and there was nothing very special about his appearance, except for the gold ring around his head. It was almost like a halo, bright and floating. His voice was surprisingly high pitched.

"Oh, are you here to try to stop me? How can you stop me if you can't even stop yourselves from hurting each other?"

"Banner, time to get angry," Steve muttered, and Bruce took a deep breath. He thought of everything terrible that had happened to him in his life, and soon the Hulk was in his place, sporting a giant pair of purple pants.

"Thunder and lightning will strike you down!" Thor yelled as he pointed his hammer at Xandrad. The sky instantly darkened, and lightning covered the hammer, but instead of hitting Xandrad, it struck a building behind him.

"Ha, you will never defeat me!"

"Ok, this bastard is getting on my nerves," Tony said, firing repulsor beams at Xandrad. None of them hit him, and Tony stopped, realizing they were doing nothing. Xandrad was in all of their minds, messing up who their target was.

Steve threw his shield, but yelled. "Natasha, watch out, it's coming toward you!" Natasha ducked. Hawkeye drew an arrow, but it, of course, missed the target. His arrow never missed. They needed to defeat this guy.

"Hulk," Hawkeye yelled, pointing at Xandrad, "Smash!"

Hulk let out a grunt, and charged towards the villain. Xandrad lifted his hand and pointed at Hulk, and muttered something inaudible. Hulk turned and looked at the other Avnegers. He shook his head sharply, as if trying to shake away some irksome fly.

"He's controlling Hulk," Natasha whispered. "Ok guys, we need to get Banner to transform back, now, before he destroys the city!"

Iron Man flew towards Hulk. "Hey buddy…" He received a punch in the chest, sending him flying backward. "Ok, maybe that wasn't the best approach, and ouch, that's gonna leave a bruise."

Xandrad laughed, which consisted of a high-pitched cackling noise. "Now that he can defeat you guys, I'll have him do my work for me." He muttered something to Hulk, who in turn roared.

Hulk lumbered to the nearest building, and ran a fist through it. Shrieking was heard, and all of the Avengers felt their stomachs drop. If Bruce ever found out what Hulk was doing, he would never forgive himself.

"Hulk, NO!" Steve yelled as Hulk…

Hahaha, cliffhanger! I'm so mean! Review, please, and the story shall continue so that you can find out what happens to our dear Bruce…..