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There was quiet for a while, Lady Cassandra stopped finally and spoke to the crowd

"Oh, now, don't stare. I know, I know it's shocking, isn't it? I've had my chin completely taken away and look at the difference! Look how thin I am." The Doctor laughs silently but heartily, he looks at both Rose and Danny, Rose just looks Shocked, Danny looks like he wants to burst out laughing, so is turned away looking at some of the other aliens. Cassandra continued talking

"Thin and dainty! I don't look a day over two thousand. Moisturize me, moisturize me." One of the two men in white coats either side of her, takes the canister he is holding and sprays it over Cassandra. The aliens seemed to be enjoying this display.

"Truly, I am The Last Human." Rose started to creep closer to get a better look, Danny turned to The Doctor

"No wonder, if I could choose between looking like that or one of these guys, I would rather be a Tree," Danny whispered, The Doctor nodded and replied

"Just let it go and enjoy yourself," Danny just smiled and turned his attention back to Cassandra.

"My father was a Texan. My mother was from the Arctic Desert. They were born on the Earth and were the last to be buried in the soil." As Cassandra had been talking Rose had been walking around to the other side, to get a better view, she finally got there and notes that she is completely flat.

"I have come to honour them and... she sniffs pausing for a second before continuing.

"...say goodbye. Oh, no tears." One of the bodyguards wipes her eyes, Danny frowns having seen no tears at all.

"No tears. I'm sorry. But behold! I bring gifts. From Earth itself - the last remaining ostrich egg." From behind one of the staff walks in with an egg in its arms, it displays the egg to the room.

"Legend says it had a wingspan of 50 feet and blew fire from its nostrils." Both Rose and Danny look on confused, The Doctor looks over at Rose a little bit concerned.

"Or was that my third husband?" The Doctor, Danny and the rest of the room laugh at the joke Rose just rolls her eyes.

"Who knows! Oh don't laugh. I'll get laughter lines!" she laughs and mumbles something to herself, from behind her an old earth jukebox is rolled into the room, Danny raises an eye and whispers something to The Doctor,

"Doctor is that?" The Doctor nods but says nothing letting Cassandra continue

"And here, another rarity. According to the archives, this was called an iPod. It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers." Danny Groans when she thinks it's an iPod, Rose just looks amazed.

"Play on! Cassandra exclaimed. One of the Staff pressed a button and a record falls into place and starts playing a song from Rose's and Danny's time, Tainted Love by Soft Cell. The Doctor and Danny both bop around appreciatively, Danny seemed to be having more fun with it than The Doctor.

"Refreshments will now be served. Earth Death in 30 minutes." The steward spoke up once Cassandra had finished. Danny heads over to take a look at some of the drinks, some are old fashioned Earth while overs are new and very alien. Danny takes something called Aluspop, he takes a sip and almost looks as if his eyes are going to pop, it was very sour. Rose has a lost overwhelmed expression on her face. Everywhere Rose looked were aliens, no humans at all. She rushes from the gallery, The Doctor concerned follows her, but is stopped by Jabe.

"Doctor?" she snaps a Photo of him with a strange device of hers, she smiles

"Thank you," The Doctor proceeded on, Danny who was watching all that frowned and decided to watch Jabe for a moment. He takes another sip from his drink, and frowned, Jabe seemed to be trying to figure something out, with the machine she took the picture of The Doctor with. When Jabe finally makes a face that looks as if she has come to some impossible conclusion, Danny finally decides to follow after The Doctor, taking a small biscuit he stuffs it in his mouth and walks out of the room.


Rose Found herself in another part of the ship, she heads for the window and looks out of it at the raging sun. Rose jumped when another one of the staff walks into the room, this one is female unlike the others Rose had seen.

"Sorry, am I allowed to be in here?" Rose asked unsure. The employee looked around uneasily and spoke.

"You have to give us permission to talk." The staff member said, she looked at Rose expectantly, Rose looked at her unsure.

"Uh... you... have permission...?" she sayed a little bit confused.

"Thank you! And, no. You're not in the way. Guests are allowed anywhere." Said the staff member answering Roses earlier question.

"'Kay." Rose said. The staff member goes to a panel in the wall and enters a code. Rose watched her

"What's your name?" Rose asked her

"Raffalo." Raffalo answered.

"Raffalo?" Rose asked trying to confirm if that actually was her name or not.

"Yes, Miss. I won't be long, I've just got to carry out some maintenance." Replied Raffalo. Raffalo knelled before one of the air vents.

"There's a tiny little glitch in the Face of Bo suite. There must be something blocking the system - he's not getting any hot water." She continued telling Rose exactly what she was doing.

"So, you're a plumber?" Questioned Rose

"That's right, Miss."

"They still have plumbers?"

"I hope so! Else I'm out of a job!" Answered Raffalo almost as if it was an obvious thing. Rose laughed before asking another question.

"Where are you from?"

"Crespallion." She answered

"That's a planet, is it?" Rose asked, Raffalo answered straight away

"No, Crespallion's part of the Jaggit Brocade, affiliated to the Scarlet Junction, Convex 56. And where are you from, Miss?" Raffalo stoped for a moment trying to remember her place.

"If you don't mind me asking." She added on. Rose answers her not minding one bit.

"No! Not at all. Erm... I dunno, a long way away... I just sort of, hitched a lift with this man." She suddenly realised the risk she has taken.

"I didn't even think about it... I don't even know who he is... he's a complete stranger." Raffalo looked at her slightly worried. Rose snapped herself out of it.

"Anyway, don't let me keep you. Good luck with it!" she began to walk away

"Thank you, Miss. And—" Rose turned around to listen to Raffalo

"Thank you for the permission. Not many people are that considerate." She said, Rose smiled before speaking

"Kay. See you later." Raffalo nodded and smiled at her, as Rose walked away she turned back to her work.


Danny was walking down one of the corridors having no idea where The Doctor or Rose is, he was about to head into one of the viewing gallery's when the Stewards voice came over the loud speaker.

"Would the owner of the blue box in private gallery 15 please report to the steward's office immediately. Guests are reminded that use of all teleportation devices is strictly forbidden under Peace Treaty 5.4/cup/16. Thank you." Danny grinned now knowing where The Doctor would be, he looked up and said a silent thank you to the steward. Danny was about to head off when he heard scuttling behind him, he turned around and saw nothing, confused he turned back and headed in the Direction of The TARDIS, unaware of the small metal spider creature that had just Crawled up the wall moments ago.


In one of the corridors The Doctor is watching as the staff are dragging the TARDIS away.

"Oi, now, careful with that. Park it properly. No scratches." The Doctor called after them. One of the Staff members walks up to The Doctor, squeaks at him and hands him a card, he walks away again. The Doctor looks down at it reading it, the card says 'have a nice day' he looks up at the staff member as if he's completely mad and heads off, unaware of the metal spiders scurry up the wall. As he walks out the room he meets Danny who nearly collides with him.

"Hey what's the hurry?" asks The Doctor, Danny stops for a moment catching his breath

"Nothing, where is Rose?" Danny asks finally getting his breath back.

"Not sure let's find her," he grins and both The Doctor and Danny head off in the direction of Rose.


Rose is in one of the viewing Gallery's, the same one that Danny was going to head into earlier. The spider that had broken out of Roses hand earlier was scanning her hand, it jumps and runs for the air vent, when Danny's and The Doctor's voice can be heard.

"Rose?" Danny asked hoping he was there

"Rose? Are you in there?" The Doctor asked. Both Danny and The Doctor walk in, the Spider gets into the air vent just in time, Danny however frowns and looks around once again hearing the scuttling. Danny goes and sits down on Roses right.

"Aye aye!" The Doctor says as he sits down on Roses other side.

"What do you think, then?" The Doctor asks the both of them

"Great! Yeah... fine. Once you get past the slightly psychic paper..." Rose says, The Doctor laughs then looks at Danny who replies.

"It's fantastic, better than anything I have ever experienced, the food is like nothing I have ever tasted, and that drink well my eyes are still watering from trying that," The Doctor grins and speaks to Danny glad he is enjoying it.

"No wonder your eyes are watering, you tried the Aluspop, its alien alcohol, you're a bit young to be trying that," The Doctor teased .

"Hey I'm sorry not on earth so those rules don't count," he grinned back at The Doctor jokingly. Rose laughed at the both of them. A moment of silence then Rose continues from what she was saying earlier.

"They're just, so alien." Both The Doctor and Danny look at her questioningly."

"The aliens. Are so alien. You look at 'em... and they're alien." Danny finally understands a little what she means The Doctor just jokes.

"Good thing I didn't take you to the Deep South." Rose looks at him as if looking at him properly for the first time.

"Where are you from?" Rose asked

"All over the place." The Doctor answered, Danny realised he had just answered by not actually answering the question, Rose just continued talking.

"They all speak English."

"No - you just hear English. It's a gift of the TARDIS. Telepathic field, gets inside your brain - translates." Replied The Doctor, Danny smiled

"Well that explains that then, does that mean to them we are speaking their language ?" The Doctor nodded

"Exactly." The Doctor replied rather proudly. Rose however did not seem all that happy about this

"It's inside my brain?" she asked

"Well, in a good way." The Doctor replied. Danny good see where this was going and stood up walking to the window. Rose spoke but her voice sounded colder and angry.

"Your machine gets inside my head. It gets inside and it changes my mind, and you didn't even ask?" The doctor is completely thrown by this.

"I didn't think about it like that." The Doctor replied , Danny from over near the Window smiled a little.

"No! You were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the Deep South! Who are you then, Doctor? What are you called? What sort of alien are you?" Rose asked angrier now. The Doctor sat up straight and looks away from her, Danny turns around and looks.

"I'm just The Doctor." The Doctor replied.

"From what planet?" Rose pushed

"Well, it's not as if you'll know where it is!" The Doctor said not really wanting to talk.

"Where are you from?" Rose pushed even further.

"What does it matter?" The Doctor questioned

"Tell me who you are!" Rose shouted at him, she had pushed to far as The Doctor suddenly got angry

"This is who I am, right here, right now, alright? All that counts is here and now, and this is me!" The Doctor shouted over at her.

"Yeah, and I'm here too because you brought me here, so just tell me!" Danny finally had enough and glared at Rose

"Rose stop!" he shouted over at her, they looked at each other locking eyes for a few moments. The Doctor gets up and walks down the steps away from her. The computer speaks over the silence

"Earth Death in 20 minutes. Earth Death in 20 minutes." After a few moments Rose gets up and follows The Doctor and walks down the steps. Danny walks over to the both of them.

"Alright... as my mate Shareen says... don't argue with the designated driver..." The Doctor who has his back to the both of them smiles, Danny just grins at her. Rose takes her mobile phone out of her pocket.

"Can't exactly call for a taxi... there's no signal. We're out of range. Just a bit!" The Doctor turned around

"Tell you what... he walks up to her and takes her phone, he turns around to Danny and holds out his hand.

"Come on trust me," Danny smiled and took his phone out of his pocket giving it to The Doctor.

"With a little bit of jiggery pokery..." he takes the back off both phones.

"Is that a technical term, 'jiggery pokery'?"

"Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you?"

"Nah, failed hullabaloo." Danny laughed at the both of them, but did not join in.

"Oooh. " The Doctor fits a new battery in both phones and hands them back.

"There you go." Both Danny and Rose take their phones, Rose looks at The Doctor uncertain. The Doctor nods. Danny walks off to Phone his mum, Rose gets her mum's number onto the screen and puts her phone to her ear, it rings.

"Hello?" Jackie's voice came from 2005.

"Mum? Replied Rose.

"Oh, what is it? What's wrong? What have I done now? Oh, this red top's falling to bits! You should get your money back. Go on! There must be something, you never phone in the middle of the day!" Rose laughs

"What's so funny?" Jackie asked.

"Nothing! You all right, though?" Rose asked

"Yeah! Why wouldn't I be?" Jackie asked Rose a little bit confused.

"What day is it?"

"Wednesday. All day. You got a hangover? Oh, I tell you what, put a quid in that lottery syndicate, I'll pay you back later."

"Yeah, um, I was just calling 'cause I might be late home." Rose said

"Is there something wrong?" asked Jackie worried.

"No! I'm fine! Top of the world!" Rose answered which caused The Doctor to laugh. Rose and Jackie hung up the phone at the same time.

Over near the other side of the room Danny was on the phone to his mum

"Mum I meant to say the other day but things happened and never got around to it, but I have gone travelling with one of my mates, I finally got the money , I may not be back for a few months, you're ok with that right?" Danny heard his mum sigh from the other side of the Phone

"Well I have to be now, seeing as you have already left." Danny smiled there was a moment of silence before his mum spoke up again

"You will be back for your dad's funeral right, you can't miss that." A tear fell down from Danny's eyes and he quickly wiped it away.

"Yes I will I promise," he answered sadly, he said goodbye and hung up the phone. He walked back to The Doctor and Rose. The Doctor smiled at the both of them.

"Think that's amazing, you want to see the bill."

"That was 5 billion years ago. So... she's dead now. Five billion years later, my mum's dead." Danny smiled rather sadly not in the mood to laugh

"Bundle of laughs, you are." The Doctor replied. The ship shudder suddenly.

"That's not supposed to happen..." The Doctor was seemed pleased and curious about this.

A/N: Had Danny doing a few other things what do you think? and would you like to see him going to the funeral at some point. Sorry for the long wait guys.