Sorry if some of these have been harsh before or have offended anyone and sorry if I didn't reply to people who wanted me to. Oh! And EGGplantISHevyROXurSOX it would be wonderful if you could still send me those suggestions x Now on with the…I was going to say story but I suppose…..insults…yes…..ON WITH THE INSULTS!

Edward

Ask him what's it like to be older then your mum

Remind him he has no soul-ghostmctavish

Remind him he's stolen Bella's soul

Remind him that by not using protection he almost killed Bella

Jasper

Ask him how does it feel to lose the civil war Ray-moe-nay

Give him books with all the wrong facts of the war in them-T Achelle Cullen

Angela

Tell her she has to write out all of her addressments for graduation again, because they caught fire and were never sent.- Straight Down From Heaven

Tell her that you can't find any of her addressments for graduation day

Once she's written them out again magically find them

mike(thanks for all your suggestions here Jen)

Ask him what it feels like to be everyone's second choice

Keep telling how amazing Edward is

Remind him the Cullen's are richer then him

Remind him the Cullen's are stronger then him

Remind him the Cullen's are hotter then him

Remind him the Cullen's are faster then him

Remind him the Cullen's are just Generally better then him

Tell him awesome Bella and Edward's wedding was

That's all I got for now any more will be welcome though I don't know when I'll update, I'm also considering to a weekly advice kind of thing where I can answer any problems people send me in a comic buy useful way, do you think it will work? Please message me.