Sorry if some of these have been harsh before or have offended anyone and sorry if I didn't reply to people who wanted me to. Oh! And EGGplantISHevyROXurSOX it would be wonderful if you could still send me those suggestions x Now on with the…I was going to say story but I suppose…..insults…yes…..ON WITH THE INSULTS!
Edward
Ask him what's it like to be older then your mum
Remind him he has no soul-ghostmctavish
Remind him he's stolen Bella's soul
Remind him that by not using protection he almost killed Bella
JasperAsk him how does it feel to lose the civil war Ray-moe-nay
Give him books with all the wrong facts of the war in them-T Achelle Cullen
Angela
Tell her she has to write out all of her addressments for graduation again, because they caught fire and were never sent.- Straight Down From Heaven
Tell her that you can't find any of her addressments for graduation day
Once she's written them out again magically find them
mike(thanks for all your suggestions here Jen)
Ask him what it feels like to be everyone's second choice
Keep telling how amazing Edward is
Remind him the Cullen's are richer then him
Remind him the Cullen's are stronger then him
Remind him the Cullen's are hotter then him
Remind him the Cullen's are faster then him
Remind him the Cullen's are just Generally better then him
Tell him awesome Bella and Edward's wedding was
That's all I got for now any more will be welcome though I don't know when I'll update, I'm also considering to a weekly advice kind of thing where I can answer any problems people send me in a comic buy useful way, do you think it will work? Please message me.
