(Machete note: Yo, welcome back to New galactic order, sorry for not updating, i've been working on a seperate project, but i'm back!)

BROTHER!" a tall purple figure asked frieza

"COOLER?" frieza asked

"ha great family reunion lets go fight vegeta senior" Piper said

"seriously, this is good and all but i don't want to be a slave to a spike haired d***" sting said putting his trenchcoat on

"can we come too?" kid goku asked

"why not?" br asked

"Woohoo," Kid Goku replied.

"Wait, Vegeta Senior? Is that your father?" Young Bulma asked Vegeta.

"Yes... unfortunately," Vegeta replied.

"Vegeta's kind of cute," Young Bulma thought.

"he's a mad tyrant exterminating all of my people" luna explained "if it wasn't for broly i would have stayed dead."

"that b*** is gonna get a piece of me" piper thought

" ok one question before we go, who's this cooler guy?" br asked

(ngo)

"vegeta, get me a soda while your up" brock said

"i am the king not you pes..." brock picked up vegeta and f-5 him

"i do what i want when i want, only reason i let you act kingly eo long was so people didn't expect i was gonna take over, why the hell do you think i killed kakarot? i wanted people to think i was the muscle, then again i never told you my plan either, bray was going to leave me the milky way to rule as he devoured the rest of the universe. " brock mologued

"Ha! Do what you want to do, but I will rule the universe," King Vegeta replied, folding his arms like his son does.

"your an idiot, wyatt is going to kill and eat you! d*** i'm trying to save you, this is pretty out of character for me!" Brock shouted "i don't even usually speak! i just let paul do the talking, i needed to pull you away to warn you!"

{past}

"It's me. I'm Cooler," Cooler stepped up, "And my father's favorite."

"You know that's a lie!" Frieza argued back, "Father loves me more!"

(past)

"wow daddy issues ok let's go" br said as wyatt got up and disappeared cackling "what the f***!?"

"ok we need to leave like Now!" piper said "like now now" she stepped through the portal.

(ngo)

"hey vegeta! you ruthless b***, why did you exterminate the tuffles? why did you kill my mother" piper asked "then you go and try to kill my grandpa and father...broly"

"BROLY BROLY!" Brock shouted powering up to super saiyan 4 a legendary super saiyan four. paul walked into the room slowly "why did you say broly?! that's his trigger word!"

"my dad's name is his trigger word...why?"

"because brock is a dna enhanced clone of your father, you know br2.265...don't you? he was a failure, brock is the perfect engineered killing machine created by the us army and funded by a dead company called ECW" paul heyman panicked "were all gonna die thanks to you!"

"is everyone a f*** super saiyan?" br asked the group overhearing the conversation and walking into the room

The Tuffles are a piece of trash with very low power levels. We didn't need them to be on the planet with the true warrior race. I wanted to rule the planet, so I did that. That was also why I killed your grandfather and father. Broly was a threat to my empire and your grandfather pleaded to keep him as a possible weapon against Frieza, but he was going to threaten my empire even more so I exterminated them both," King Vegeta explained, then when he looked at Frieza, he laughed, "Frieza, I didn't think you would join these buffoons."

"At least I have people who respect and like me for who I am, unlike you. Your ignorance is going to cost you your life," Frieza replied.

"Ehhh" BR said sticking his hand out shaking it side to side

"Ha! What friends do I need? I trust no one. You will all be pulverized once and for all!" King Vegeta said, shaking his fist.

"You dare doublecross brock? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Brock ripped king vegeta i two and ran towards goku "KAKA KAKAROTTO!"

"RUN NOW" brock whispered to goku before chuckling

"WHAT YO YOU MONSTER!" Kane said

"HYPOCRITE!" br shouted as randy orton appeared and rko'd brock

"thanks randy" piper said

"everybody gets one" randy said

"yeah apparently everyone gets one" goku said

"RANDY! ARE YOU HERE TO HELP US?" Goten asked

"i'm not gonna stand by and let bray wyatt and lesnar take over and devour this universe, i still have a bone to pick with him, especially since his damn fidge attacked me, he's got it coming" orton ran and elbow dropped brock before locking him in the accolade like rusev

"We're not running. We're here to defeat you too," Goku said to Brock.

"i am sitting on his back arms under his neck, he's not gonna respond!" randy said "fuckin moron"

"yeah he has him in an accolade lock, it's inescapable" sting explained

An idea came to Goku and he whispered to Warrior while Randy was fighting Brock, "Hey, Warrior, how much power will it be when we fuse?"

"alot" warrior said "like alot alot"

"That can be our back up plan," Goku whispered back to Warrior.

just then brock got up, threw randy off him and charged piper as the ash and smoke cleared piper was holding brock's fist " it's not nice to hit a girl you know" she drop kicked him then set him up for a tombstone, brock got up and chuckled before f5ing her and then hitting her with a german suplex.

"Leave my sister alone!" br said as brock let go of the limp piper who was gasping for air, cena picked her up and gave her a senzu bean. "now" piperr smiled as she and her brother put on potara earings, a new being forming

"I am briper2.265 but you can call me the woman who defeated you" the skinny female saiyan fusion said " superspecialkamehame-erasergundrillbeammehamemeha wave" a godly beam shot through the fused siblings hands through brock making him fall as raditz came in the room.

"What? You guys are here?" Raditz said to the Z-Fighters before looking at a dead King Vegeta on the ground.

"Wha... WHAT? Who did this?" Raditz said in shock and anger kneeling down to the king's side shortly before getting back up.

"Why are you giving respect to someone who never gave respect to you?" Frieza asked Raditz.

"He was the king of all Saiyans. Even if he doesn't respect me, I still respect him," Raditz replied.

"You sound brainwashed," Bardock said.

"Good ol US government brainwashin'" Briper joked

bray walked into the room with the wyatt family "oh he isn't he has just awakened to the truth, the truth of bray wyatt"

brock also got up healing slowly "you didn't think that was it did you? you thought i was that weak didn't you? poor child, it'll take more than that, i was expecting kakarot and warrior to fuse, but you your just a weakling" he chuckled as briper picked him up and powerbombed him before locking him into a sharpshooter.

she began to power up "YOU WILL NOT HURT MY FAMILY!"

when the red eyed saiyan stopped powering up and the fire cleared, she had long golden hair down to her now golden tail and was covered in a lightning aura, she had red and gold face paint and tassels on her arms...she was the legendary super saiyan warrior.

Is that, the Legendary Super Saiyan Warrior?" Raditz asked in shock as his eyes were wide

"What...what am I seeing?" Cooler asked in shock.

"That is a Legendary Super Saiyan Warrior, I believe," Frieza replied.

"What?" Everyone, but Goku, Warrior, and Vegeta replied in shock.

"Wait, I was told that it was only legend," Cooler said.

"Yeah, me too, but it's no legend. I've seen the truth about Super Saiyans with my own eyes before as well. Now, we see the Legendary Super Saiyan Warrior and he or she comes every 3,000 years," Frieza replied, "We can actually defeat Bray and Brock!"

"I hope so," Cooler thought.

"With this newfound power, I believe that we have a chance," Goku thought as he was smiling.

Broly smiled as his arms were folded and he thought, "Go get em'."

hey bray" briper said "wanna fight i'll let you throw the first punch"

"really?" bray asked

"shuriken" briper said like ryu from street fighter uppercutting bray before hitting him with a kinshasa knee strike to the face followed by a scorpion death drop and then a peoples elbow. she then got up and powerbombed bray as he got up before spearing him like goldberg.

"that's my boy...ummm girl" luna said

harper a mindless member of bray's posey attacked the group by surprise before suplexing frieza.

"supererasercannonkamehamehabeamgunblast" briper shouted blasting bray with the powerful move before superplexing him as brock sat down to watch on the sidelines. briper sweet chin music'ed bray before hitting him with a pedigree and a curb stomp. "Everyone i need your energy" briper said foot on top of wyatt before brock german suplexed the sibling(s?) followed by a powerbomb and an armbar allowing bray to get up.

warrior tackled bray and locked him in the camel clutch as briper began to attack brock, dropkick followed by a pedigree and an atomic leg drop

"Hey, Warrior, do you want to fuse now?" Goku said to Warrior before throwing one of the Potara earrings towards him.

"the warrior feels like briper has this" warrior said

"HEYO CHICO!" a deep voice said as a cuban american man with a greasy black mullet in gold chains and a vest came out as sting and hogan's jaws dropped as he walked in trunks and goten asked the man for an autograph but he f*** kicked them into the kitchen cabinets as hogan runs up to the man "SCOTT WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

"Hulk?" scott hall asked

"yeah scott, why are you working for bray?"

"i don't work for anyone chico, you know that!"

"you used to work for me" hogan smirked uncharacteristically

"THAT'S MY SON!" vegeta charged at razor ramon (scott hall) and hit him with full force making him collapse on the ground "how big of an army does bray have?" goku asked as ALL OF D'GENERATION X came out only there was something off about them, triple H had his hair and everyone's eyes were pupiless, goku couldn't put his finger on it

"THERE POSSESSED D***! GO AND KICK THE S*** OUT OF D'GENERATION X!" sting shouted

"SUCK IT B***!" triple h shouted as michaels pretended to do the crued act of sucking an imaginary well you know and xpac laughed while motioning his hands towards his crotch before triple h grabbed his sledgehammer and slammed it across Goku's skull

After being suplexed by Harper, Frieza shot a Death Beam towards Harper's chest. He shot a lot of ki blasts towards Harper with his other hand.

"Nobody suplexes me and gets away with it!" Frieza said afterwards.

"Ah!" Goku yelled in pain after the sledgehammer was slammed against his skull. He rubbed his head shortly after that. Goku then threw an intense punch towards Triple H's face and then, he followed it up with an intense kick.

this did not affect the kick of kings and he powerbombed goku before hitting him with the hammer repeatedly

briper kinshasa'ed brock before picking him up and gorilla pressing him " guys energy...now" briper said charging a spirit nuke as everyone gave her the energy the ball of fire grew to the size of a trex [this is the moment brock knew he f*** up] Then she F*** OBLITERATED HIM INTO BILLIONS OF PARTICLES wyatts jaw dropping at this sight

D GENERATION X FIRES THE FIRST SHOT, THE FIRST SHOT IN THE WAR OF WYATT" triple h said into a megaphone as kane ran at him full force and speared him like edge (... not effective then? no it is) "Goku is it, get to your highest form and go face road dogg and billy gunn, now"

"does kane really not remember?" taker thought outloud to the younger bulma and kid goku "he commited mass genocide!"

Goku charged to Super Saiyan Warrior. Whenever he saw Road Dogg and Billy Gunn, he punched them both in the stomach. They both yelped in pain, but they slowly were able to get back into their normal stances. As they were about to punch Goku in the face, Goku took both of their fists and he collided their heads together.

the two shortly got up and performed a double team sidewalk slam on goku before HBK leg dropped kakarot before sting batted through the degenerates knocking some sense into them

"what the hell hap- sorry goku" HBK got up as bray smiled "the time is nigh for the prophecy of the gods, two shall enter the ring of wire barbed on a day much like any other, one the warrior of super saiyans and a savour the other lord of demons known as an eater of worlds" bray said to briper

"soooooooo monday on RAW?" briper asked

"Would this fusion of Briper be forever? Hmmm, I wonder," Goku thought.

bray chuckled and disappeared with his minions into dust as did the entire house!

"wh why is the house disappearing?" raditz panicked as the building dissolved

"well i did light it on fire...twice" randy said "thank god too his f*** fridge was so damn annoying"

"his fridge, his fridge attack you?" frieza asked

"last year at payback, i fought in a match against bray wyatt, it was a no holds barred match in his house...this house was an illusion, last time it was in san jose, california, this time it was in osaka,japan" randy said "he has powers beyond this universe to some sort of broken universe"

"are you saying there is another realm as psychotic and violent as bray himself?" briper asked

"yes, that must be where he draws his power from" randy reasoned

"WHAT?" Raditz said, panicking again.

"Raditz, stop being a coward," Bardock said.

"Who are you calling a coward?" Raditz said angrily.

"Man, things are just getting more and more confusing," Kid Goku said.

"how about we explain what's going on before we do anything" sting said "bardock you seem to be explaining stuff a lot, can you tell your son and his friend what's happening"

"Okay," Bardock nodded before turning to Kid Goku and Young Bulma, "Okay, so Kakarot and Bulma, was it? So you guys know that we all came from the future, but from the same timeline. And you guys know about the story of Kane."

"Yes," Young Bulma and Kid Goku both replied.

"While some of us are Saiyans and some of us are humans, there are also deities of different roles as well. So, for example, Bray, along with Beerus, are deities of destruction, but here's another thing. They are from different universes. So, we and Beerus are in one universe while Bray is from another universe," Bardock explained.

"Oh," They both figured out what he was saying.

"So, I know from what you were explaining to Kane, he wanted to take over Planet Vegeta and Planet Earth. However, you guys destroyed him, but he came back to take over Planet Earth again. Bray's doing the same thing except he is a deity from another universe. I get it now," Bulma connected the dots, "I've heard about parallel universes. Is it what is going on here?"

"Yes," Bardock replied.

"Okay. That makes sense now," Goku replied.

"but the universe is broken in a way, a twisted form of our own" kane said "a broken universe if you will"

(Author's note; and were back! What would you like to see? RnR!)