Okay, I was looking through a Marine Catalog of Marine based apparel and decided to put some of the quotes on here to lessen the seriousness of this collection. So, here it goes...
Diclaimer: I do not own these items or quotes.
Shirts:
"Death smiles at everyone, Marines smile back."
United States Marine Corps: First to Fight, Last to Die."
"Guarding the Gates of Heaven. Marines don't die, they get promoted."
"Only the Dead have seen the end of war."
"Remembering those who gave all."
U.S. Marine Corps: No better friend, No worst enemy."
"Semper Fi 'Til I Die."
"The marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthest hands, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any animal I have ever seen. Thank god for the United States Marine Corps."
*"Marines don't die, they go to hell and regroup."
*"Not as LEAN, Still as MEAN, ALWAYS A MARINE."
"United States Marine Corps: What you call hell, we call home."
*"We took the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, the rope from the Army and on the seventh day, the globe from God."
"One mind, any weapon."
"Leathernecks: We fight, what you fear."
*"I may look harmless but I raised a United States Marine."
*"If you can read, thank a teacher... If you can read in english, thank a Marine!"
"There are NO ex Marines."
"USMC: Brotherhood of the world's greatest fraternity."
*"For those who fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know."
*10 Reasons Chicks Dig Marines:
1. Honor, Courage, Commitment
2. Was green before it was cool
3. Girls just look better with a Marine
4. Your best friend or your worst enemy
5. Know which is for shooting and which one is for fun
6. First in, last out
7. They do it in the air, on land, and sea
8. Alice and Molle are the other women
9. Always locked and loaded
10. Dress Blues
"Vietnam: We were winning when I left."
*" I support world peace... One carefully placed round at a time."
"From the outside you can't understand it. I can't explain it from the inside."
"Marines: Keeping hell populated. Since 1775."
*"Real friends don't let friends join the Army."
*"Ain't nothin' MEANER than a MARINE cept his MAMA."
"Woman Marine: The Fewer, The Prouder."
"Woman Marines are: Too strong to be tamed!"
Licence Plates:
"Once a Marine, always a Marine."
*"USMC 09/11/01. Terrorist hunting permit. No bag limit, tagging not required."
Bumper Stickers:
"USMC Combat Engineer: Fire in t'hole!"
*"Heaven won't take us and hell's afraid we'll take over."
*"USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight."
"Marine Sniper: You can run but you die tired."
*"When in DOUBT, EMPTY the MAGAZINE."
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines Don't Have That Problem!"
"Nam Vat: Been there... Done that!"
"Happiness is... a Belt-fed weapon."
*"We are in the ass-kicking business, business is good."
"Where the HELL is 29 Palms!"
*"Before Boot Camp There was MOM!"
"Artillery brings dignity to what would otherwise be just A BRAWL."
*All men are created equal, then some become Marines."
"One nation under God and his Marines standing guard."
*"OOHRAH! It's a Marine thang."
"You will die. I will die a Marine."
*"It's GOD's job to forgive bin Laden, IT'S OUR JOB TO ARRANGE THE MEETING!"
"Providing enemies of America an oppurtunity to die for their country since 1775."
"All women are created equal, then some become Marines."
"If You Can't Stand Behind the Troops... Stand In Front of The Them... PLEASE!"
"Brother to the end!"
*"Hell was so full, I came back!"
"He who shed blood with me shall forever be my BROTHER."
*"Life, Liberty and the pursuit of anyone who threatens it."
"Don't make me call my Marine!"
*"I'VE GOT A MARINE and I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE HIM!"
"Peace through superior firepower."
"You're making the wrong assunption that a MARINE by himself is outnumbered."
"Travel to Exotic Places, Meet New People, KILL THEM."
"Cold Warriors: They took one look at us and didn't want to fight."
"I'd rather die for something, than live for nothing."
*"Unless you're a Drill Instrutor, GET OFF MY ASS!"
*"Not as LEAN, Twice as MEAN, always a MARINE."
"SCREW JANE FONDA!"
"It can't always be someone else's SON!"
"What have you done for your country today?"
"The Navy has Hospitalmen, MARINES have CORPSMEN!"
"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy. Blessed be the peacemakers."
*"U.S. Marine: We don't suffer from insanity. We enjoy every minute of it!
*"What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? RECOIL!"
"Old, Mean, and still a Marine!"
"Some heroes wear capes, mine wears Kevlar."
"Marine Wives Automatically go to Heaven."
Blankets:
"U.S. Marines: Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest."
And there you have it, all the funny, and true quotes of the Marines. If you want any of the stuff order it online at grunt/dot/com.
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