Well after the sticker incident, Xiao was more then ready to go into the time machine

Chapter 7

Well after the sticker incident, Xiao was more then ready to go into the time machine. She quickly grabbed a kimono of olden times to wear and asked Dr. B to switch on the time machine and send her back in time.

Xiao Yelled, "Dr. B set the transfiguring, image distorter to value f(x) pi, and the time allocation device to server 40!!" Dr. B grimaced and winced and pulled out a rubber chicken from under his chair, (Yoshimitsu was chuckling in the back!) and said, "Don't Worry Miao Mu I just have to set the image distorter thingy to 80 and time thingy to pi! Got it! Oooh! What does this button do?" Dr.B was staring at a big pink button, "NOO! You got the calculations wrong …. Don't touch that button yet!! I'll go ba..." too late Dr. B already pressed it and Xiao was hurled into a mysterious dimension, in about as much time it takes Nina to say psycho-bitch.

Xiao Yu landed with a thud in the middle of a paddy field. She reached for her Bye-Bye Panda fun bag, yet shockingly, it wasn't there. Instead she had a red leather peasant bag, she reached inside and instead of lipstick there were powdered fish scales, instead of her mobile phone there was a rock with numbers written on it. She tried to dial the numbers but it was no use, after all how much connectivity do you expect from a rock pre-World War I? She yelled "I hate this icky leather bag!! I want my ribbons, and pinkness, and lovable adorable PANDA …. Business, but thank god that horrible animal isn't here, well I better start crying right now so …. WAHAHAN WAHAHAN!! HELP IM CRYING WAHAN I WANT FOOD AND MONEY HELP IM CRYING WHAHAN is anybody listening to me?? Well I guess I better go to the village and cry in the middle of it; oh and I can kick and scream too that always gets people's attention!"

So Xiao picked up her "icky" primeval belongings and started walking towards the village. While on the way she bumped into and amazingly handsome Japanese man, she saw his face and started to jump up and down violently and went and hugged him, and started jumping on him, up and down, the man was obviously shocked at first but started to enjoy the "up and down jerks" wink! He looked just like Jin, When Xiao was done playing deranged psycho farm girl bitch, she asked his name. He replied, "My name is Jinpachi, but everyone calls me 'Jin'"

Xiao was more excited then ever, she completely forgot that he was THE Jinpachi, and continued to call him, Jin, Jinni, Jin-Jin, and Gazpacho (I really don't know why the latter!)She though that Jinpachi was Jin because she felt that she and Jin were connected in some sort of cosmic and spiritual way, therefore, he also got teleported with her and his memory was replaced. So she settled down, convinced that this was indeed Jin.

She got married to him 4 years later, (what did you think, even though it may be the early 1900's Xiao Yu ain't easy!). Jinpachi was focusing on turning rice and cow shit into micro chips and robots, Japanese people knew the art of making robots since the time the last dinosaur was killed, by a Japanese person. Xiao became a housewife and called herself a 'stay at home mom' it just sounded professional. Although many village women didn't know what mom meant and they thought it was some sort of alien species. So 'Jin' and Xiao Yu had a baby together and Xiao named him 'Happy'. Jinpachi didn't understand what Happy meant so Xiao Yu suggested they name the baby after Jin's Grandpa Heihachi. Jinpachi said "I never had a grandpa called Heihachi!" Xiao Yu giggled and said "Silly! Of course you didn't you don't remember anything! Duh!"

So it was Happy's 2nd birthday and everyone was excited, especially Xiao Yu. Just as Xiao Yu was placing the cake on the table, she vanished! And the cake fell splat on Happy's head. Jinpachi was so upset that he left His son under the care of his sister and left to meditate in solitude at Hon Maru. And became this really big old guy who looked like a mountain! (And farted dust)

Back in Dr. B's Lab Xiao Yu was her normal 18 year old self again! "What Happened? Where am I, where's my Gazpacho!" Yoshimitsu spoke, he was wearing a T-Shirt that read, "I like Boys: Spring Break, Florida 1984", "Girl you hadn't gone anywhere! I mean you just vanished for a second, by the way I have some fresh cucumber and spinach Gazpacho given to me by my lying and cheating whore sister in crime, Kunimitsu!"

Xiao Yu was confused she started crying at the thought of Happy not being with her. Well she ran out of Dr. B's crazy lab and took the first plane to Tokyo. She had to find Happy, her baby, and of course her big baby Jin!

A/N: I have my SAT's comin up, so that's y I get a little late posting chapters, but trust me I'm not leaving this one on the tether! Love ya dil n rohit! You two are

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