Cat: Oh my gawd, I'm alive!
Sauce: Is there NO god?!?!?
Cat: *Glare*
Sauce: *Glare back*
Cat: So anyways, I was gone cuz I was in a major car accident. My mom was trying not to hit a squirrel, then the car flipped over into a ravine and I was in the hospital for threw weeks. I was told I had only two days to live, but it was God's miracle!
Mel: Oh my god, are you okay???
Kim: You are such a liar! You just went to New York for two weeks! And you don't even believe in God!
Cat: Yeah but… MY STORY WAS COOLER!
Kim: . Idiot.
Cat: Anyways, Kim's right. I went to New York and if you're reading this, I just got back. BUT. Kim doesn't know the new plot twist I have planned! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Mel: Can you tell me??
Cat: Perhaps. Anyway, you guys are lucky I went to New York! Six days in a car (3 days to get there, 3 days to get back) is a long time and I read like 4 books so I ran out and was forced to either write this or be bored. It was like 20 something pages in my binder, but then again I write big. But I planned a LOT more.
Mel: This AN is like a page and a half in her binder so Kim and I are gonna wrap this up.
Kim: Warnings are Cussing, Violence (coughcoughSakura), Drunk behavior, Some offensive terms, and probably some other shit but none of us feel like checking.
Mel: Cat doesn't own Naruto but she owns a new blister on her ring finger and thumb (I hold my pencil weird, I know) cuz some of you guys are fucking greedy, story eating savages. But we still love you all!
Kim: Dedications are to her new I *Heart* NY shirt, and the "In the Heights" album, cuz she listened to all the songs while writing this and it's a fucking awesome musical.
Mel: Read, review, enjoy, and listen to In the Heights!
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Recap:
Sakura walked up to Neji after she yelled at Gaara and said: "Hey, Neji, I'm gonna, like, talk to you in private later, mkay?" in a very flirtatious voice.
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Chapter 7 – Destroying, Whores, and Drunk Men
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(Tenten's POV)
Why do I feel like I want to rip Sakura's pretty pink hairs from her head, one by one at a monotonous pace? I shouldn't… But I still want to… But I still shouldn't, nor should I feel like I want to. Neji isn't mine, and I'm going out with Kiba.
Maybe I'm just trying to protect my best friend… Yeah, that must be it. I just don't want him to get involved with that annoying bitch, I mean, my other best friend, and get hurt like Gaara did. And, if, no, when they break up, I don't want to piss Sakura off by taking Neji's side.
Crap. That reminds me.
Who should I choose? Gaara or Sakura?
Sakura is annoying, but my best friend.
Gaara's been my best friend for a short time but he still understands me. And he's not annoying…
Hm… This is a tough decision. Whatever. I'll figure that out later. Now, I have to stop Neji from being Sakurafied.
"NEJI!" I yelled.
"TENTEN!" He mocked.
My eye twitched. "Not funny. Anyways, I want you to remember something." I grabbed his shoulders and stared into his pale eyes.
"Okay… What is it?"
"Sakura is a bitch."
He stared at me. "But isn't she your—"
"Shit! We have class! Bye, Ne-kun!" Hopefully that will help keep Neji away from Sakura.
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(Neji's POV)
What a weird girl. She says the randomest things at the randomest times. But I guess that's why she's my best friend and unbiological sister.
Well, off to Kurenai's room.
The halls were emptying fast so I had to run to get there. But I was on the water polo team and the swim team at most of my other schools so it wasn't like I wasn't in shape.
Once everyone was in their seat and the bell rang, Kurenai started the morning announcements.
Standing at the front of the class, she began. "Okay, class. Due to an… incident in his old homeroom, we have a student transferring into our homeroom today." No response from the class. The door opened and in walked Sasuke.
"I'm sure most of you know Sasuke Uchiha. Mr. Uchiha, you can sit next to Neji in the back of the room." A few fangirls squealed and obsessed over the fact that they're in the same homeroom as "the Sasuke Uchiha!"
"Hi." I said to Sasuke.
"Hey."
"What did you do to get kicked out of your old homeroom?"
"I didn't. Tenten did."
I sighed. "What did she do this time?"
"She started a fangirl mob on me and Kakashi decided it would be better for me to switch homerooms."
"Ah. I hate those girls."
"You have fangirls too? Nice." We pounded firsts.
"Mostly just Kin, Ayame, and a few others."
"Well the reasons I have so many are, one: Well, look at me." He gestured towards his face then down his body. "Two: I'm a genius. And, three: I act stoic. Girls think that's sexy."
"Hm… Maybe I should try that."
"It's easy. Just don't show emotion, don't talk a lot and say "Hn" a lot."
!#$%^&*()()*&^%$#!
(Tenten's POV) 1st Period
"Oh my effing gawd, I hate this!" I yelled. Sakura and I were working in Anko's office again. "I want to make pancakes again, dammit!"
"I don't think anyone is, like, ever gonna, like, let you, like make pancakes, like, ever again."
"Hey, Sakura, have you ever tried shutting up?"
"I'm, like, gonna ignore that comment."
"I'm, like, not gonna care."
"Whatever." Gawd, I hate this bitch sometimes. I took a paper and crumpled it.
"Hey, look Sakura!" I called to her. She turned and I threw the paper ball in her face. Her face scrunched up.
"Bitch."
"Ho." She threw her own ball at me. It hit me on the leg. I think she was aiming for my face… She is such a girl. We kept throwing and shouting.
"Your buns are crooked!"
"Your straightener missed a spot!"
"You have a stain on your shirt!"
"Is that a gray hair I see?" I dodged a stapler.
"You're a tomboy!" I stopped throwing.
"Way to stop the insults, wannabe blonde!"
I ducked and one of those shredder machines broke on the wall behind me.
"Jesus Christ, Sakura!" A paperweight hit my shoulder. Ouch. "Hasn't anyone ever told you you're too competitive?!" I threw a can of pens and they rained down on her.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!" Uh-oh. Anko.
"Um… We started a paper fight…" I looked around the room. Chairs were overturned and papers were scattered all over. There's the shredder there… and there… oh, and a little there too… Um… At least the paperweight survived… "Then we coughcoughSakura got competitive…"
"God dammit…" Anko sighed, looking around. "Do you guys know you're my least favorite students?"
Sakura and I gasped. "Omg, that's, like, such an honor!"
"Whatever. Get out. And you have to pay for the shredder, Sakura."
"But-" The bell cut her off. I looped my arm through hers and started pulling her.
"Come on, Saku." Once we were in the hall, Saki turned to me with a serious expression on her face.
"Tenten, you're good friends with Neji, right?"
"Yeah…"
"Like, how close are you guys?"
"Well, we've been friends since daycare, which was about a year before preschool."
"So, like, really good friends, right?" I nodded. "Well, like, what does he, like, think of me?" Oh god.
"Um… He thinks it's annoying how you're always saying, "like", but he doesn't hate you as much as the rest of us do."
"Ten, I'm trying to have a serious conversation!"
Me too. "I don't know! We haven't talked for years! Why do you ask, anyways?"
"Um… Well… I'm… Self-conscious…"
Sakura? Self-conscious? Those two shouldn't be in a sentence together unless a "not" is in there. "Right." I said sarcastically.
"Uh… well… like, I gotta get to gym! Bye Ten!" She ran off in the wrong direction.
She came running back and awkwardly said, "Uh, yea, like, gym is the other way." And added a nervous laugh.
Wait… Doesn't Neji have gym next? Shit.
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(Neji's POV) 3rd Period
As I was walking to gym, I suddenly felt about 90 pounds of weight land on my back.
"What the-?"
"Hi, you!" a girly voice said into my ear. After a few seconds, I recognized it.
"…Sakura…?"
"Yes, Cutie?"
"Can you get off me?"
"Hmph. Fine. But I'm, like,-" she paused. "I mean, I'm gonna talk to you later, mkay?"
"Umm, sure."
"What was that about?" A lower voice behind me asked. Sasuke.
"What was what about?"
"You and Sakura. I thought you liked Tenten."
"What?!"
"I saw how you were looking at her. And she seems to like you too."
"But she's with Kiba! I can't mess with another guy's girl!" The truth was, I couldn't stop thinking about her. And I didn't know why. But Sasuke's theory was insane! I guess I'm just happy to see her again.
"Hn. The guys are coming over to my house after school today. My brother can get us some beer. You in?"
"What about your parents?"
"Dead."
"Oh. Sorry…"
"Don't worry about it." He shrugged. "So are you gonna be there?"
"Yeah, what time?"
"We'll go right after school."
"Is Kiba gonna be there?"
"Probably. Why?"
"Uh, no reason. We're gonna be late."
!#$%^&*()()(*&^%$#!
This was the first day of gym since health and gym switch off and we had health yesterday.
In every school I've been to, on the first day of gym, you don't change into your gym clothes. In this school, however, you do.
I don't mind gym since I'm pretty athletic, I just think we should learn in school, not play sports. If kids want to play sports, they should join an after school club.
The gym teacher, (Who was quite hysterical, always yelling at us about our "springtime youth") made us run twenty laps around the gym.
Sasuke and I were running a little behind a giggling Sakura and another giggling girl, whose name I don't know.
Sasuke nudged me and pointed to Sakura's lower half and whispered to me, "Look at that ass! You scored big, Hyuuga!"
"I don't know what you mean. I mean, yeah, she's hot, but she's kind of annoying…"
"Well, if I were you, I'd tap that."
"Why don't you then? You said all girls love you."
"All girls but two." He corrected. "Sakura and… Tenten…" Did I just hear sadness in his voice? No, it couldn't be. I brushed that thought off. "Sakura and I are only friends. Plus, what if I knocked her up? I can't have the possible heir to the all mighty Uchiha clan have pink hair!" His voice was almost at shouting level. Then his tone changed. "I'm totally kidding. I think she secretly dyes it."
Suddenly, Sakura slowed down to our pace.
"Hey, Sauce." She said to Sasuke. "I'm gonna talk to Neji-kun so if you could, like, go away, that would, like, be perfect." Sasuke smirked at me then slowed down so he was out of hearing range.
"So, Neji, you're gonna, like, take me out to dinner on Friday, right?" Maybe if I go out with Sakura, I can get my mind off Tenten.
"Uh, sure, except I don't know any fancy restaurants yet."
"That's totally fine. Naruto once took me out to a ramen stand, then he, like, totally spilled ramen on me."
"How about we go to my mom's restaurant?"
That's totally fine with me. The bell's gonna ring soon so we have to change. Bye, Neji-kun!" She kissed my cheek, then ran upstairs to the girl's changing room.
"Looks like that went well." Sasuke smirked. "Now you don't have to worry about getting on Kiba's bad side. Gaara's, however…"
"I guess I'll deal with him later. Let's go change."
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(Tenten's POV) 4th Period
"Dammit, Tenten wake UP!" I was rudely woken by an eraser jumping on my face and Kurenai's loud voice.
My reply was: "BANNANAS!"
"Do you always dream about food?" Neji asked.
"Eh. Mostly. Actually, every dream I've ever had was about food."
"You've never even dreamt about a boy?"
"Well, once I had a dream Sasuke was a grape so I smushed him."
"Well, that's lovely."
"Would you two shut up?" Kurenai yelled at us.
"I always thought Kurenai was a nice teacher until today." Neji whispered.
"Yeah, I seem to have that effect on teachers."
"I swear to god, you two will fail if you don't shut up for the rest of class."
I gasped one of those over exaggerated gasps that are almost sarcastic and covered my mouth dramatically. "Is that a threat?"
"Yes. Now shut UP!"
So for the rest of the class, Ne-kun and I passed notes.
Ten: So what class do you have next?
Neji: Tech Ed.
What other extra classes are you taking?
Welding and English.
I'm taking welding too! I chose that instead of a language.
So what else are you taking?
8th Period Music and 1st Period Family Consumer Science.
So I'm guessing it was you who burned down half of the FCS lab.
Yep. Pancakes are hard to make.
So you're also the one who killed Anko's office?
No, that one was mostly Sakura. She's really competitive.
Anko must hate you guys.
Yep! We're her least favorite students!
Oh my god, that's an honor!
I know! AH! KURENAI'S LOOKING!
We both sat up straight and looked at the white board, nodding to whatever Kurenai was saying.
Neji: Just 7 more minutes of shutting up.
Yep! So you're sitting with us at lunch today?
I think so. Is Saku sitting with us?
Why do you ask?
Because if she isn't I'm going to sit with her.
Why?!
Because I think I should sit with my girlfriend
"WHAT?!?!" I jumped up and started horrified at Neji.
"Hyuuga! Takara! I warned you, and now you both have F's!"
"I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A BITCH THOUGH!"
"TAKARA! Kurenai Barked. "GO TO THE OFFICE!"
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD GO OUT WITH THAT WHORE!"
"GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW!"
"FUCKING GLADLY!" I ran out the door and slammed it. Everyone was watching me from the window, and for once, I cared. I turned around and flipped them off over my shoulder.
I took off and ran as fast as my legs could carry me.
Why is this affecting me so much? Because Sakura won? Won what? Because it'll hurt Gaara? Since when do I care so much about Mr. Eyeliner? Because I'm possessive? Did I think Neji shouldn't date because I knew him first? Did I want him to myself?
"Or is it because you like him?" a male voice asked.
I practically jumped out of my skin. "Jesus, Shika, don't scare me like that!"
"Answer the question. Do you like Neji?"
"Why are you here? How did you know what I was thinking? Why do you even care?"
"I have free period right now and I'm pretty sure everyone in the school heard your yelling. It was loud enough to wake me up. As for your second question, you were talking out loud, not thinking." I immediately felt stupid. "And I care for a few reasons. One, you've been my friend for three years. Two, Neji's a good guy and he's also my friend. The third reason… Well, I guess you'll figure that out eventually."
I blinked. "Huh?"
"You need to get to the office or Tsunade will be even more pissed."
"Ugh. I hate how you're always right, Shika. See ya at lunch."
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(Tenten's POV) 5th Period (Principal's Office)
"So, let me guess. Another fight with Sakura?" Tsunade asked.
"Nope. That was this morning. Kurenai sent me because I yelled at Neji."
"And how many times did you yell at him before she sent you?"
"None. We were just talking. Kurenai said if I said another word, I'd fail, and after I yelled, she yelled, and I kept yelling at Neji and she told me to come here."
"My god, Tian-Tian—"
"Tenten" I corrected.
"This is the second day of school and already you've destroyed property, skateboarded inside the school, started a mob after Sasuke Uchiha, burned down the FCS lab—"
"Nah-uh. Only half."
"Disrupted countless classes, destroyed Anko's office, and cussed out Kurenai. Why do you always do stuff like this?"
"Well, destroying property was because I was skateboarding too fast and I was skateboarding because it's fun." Tsunade chuckled at this. "I started that mob after Sauce 'cause he's a douche." She glared. "Okay, because he called me annoying. The whole FCS thing wasn't my fault. It was the god damn pancakes. Madre always said I was naturally loud, so it's technically not my fault I disrupt classes. I didn't' destroy Anko's office… that much… well… it was mostly Sakura."
"What about the situation in Kurenai's room?" I looked at the floor.
"I'm not sure…" I said quietly. I looked at the clock and gasped. 5th period was almost over and lunch was next. The only class I have with both Neji and Sakura. My last chance to see if they were really together. "Miss Tsunade, may I please leave early? I have something really important to do at lunch."
"She sighed. "Come back tomorrow."
"Thanks, Tsunade!" I ran out the door and ran right into a hard, muscular chest.
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(Neji's POV) 4th Period
"FUCKING GLADLY!" Tenten yelled at Kurenai. I watched as she slammed the door and flipped us all off. For the last six minutes of class I couldn't focus at all. When the ball rang, it took me a couple seconds to realize it was time to leave for Tech Ed.
When I got up, Kurenai called me over to her desk. I figured she was going to give me detention.
"Neji, I have some advice. Girls, no matter how boyish they are, like to know they're right. Think about that." She winked at me and motioned for me to leave.
And I did think about that. I barely listened to a word in Tech Ed. I was too absorbed in my Kurenai's words. Luckily Naruto was there to nudge me when the teacher called on me.
I left the Tech lab five minutes early and told Naruto to tell the teacher I went to the nurse.
It was two minutes until class was over by the time I reached Tsunade's office. When I was standing outside the door, it opened and someone crashed into me, almost knocking me over. Tenten. I knew what I had to say.
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(Tenten's POV) 6th Period
"Neji?" He was holding me up since my retarded legs decided to chill and not work.
"I'm sorry." He blurted. "I should have… asked you… first…?" It sounded like a question.
"You should've." I agreed. "What were you thinking?!"
"Well, you're going out with Kiba." He said, defensive. "I don't remember you calling me and asking for permission!"
"That's different! I didn't know your phone number or that we would ever even see each other again!"
"This is a dumb argument!"
"I like this argument and happen to find it very intelligent!"
"Okay, now you're just trying to pick a fight."
"It's just that I feel like best friends should consult before going out with someone. You've stayed my best friend for the seven years we were apart."
"More than even Sakura?"
"I hate that bitch!... okay… not really… but you are higher up on the list. Number one."
"I like you more than Sakura too. You're my number one too." Okay, I don't care how corny that is, it still gave me butterflies. "Wait. More than Kiba?"
"Yep. So are you gonna dump Saku?"
"Are you gonna dump Kiba?"
"Fair enough. But next time, tell me before you go out with a whore."
"To lunch?" Neji asked, holding out his arm.
"To lunch." I agreed, looking my arm with his.
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10th Period
All of us have Free Period at the end of the day, except Kiba (Fans: Ha! Take that Kiba!) and Shika. Neji and I were catching up by playing Rock Paper Scissors and the winner asks a question about the other. Naruto and Kiba were making bets on football teams, Gaara and Sauce were having a glaring contest for no apparent reason, and Saki was filing her nails.
Scissors vs. Paper. Neji wins. "What's the weirdest thing you've ever witnessed?"
"A game of truth or dare in our group." I shuddered. He chuckled. But that's because he's never seen one.
Paper vs. Scissors. I win. "Do you have a car?"
"Yes."
"What kind?"
"That's two questions." He smirked.
Rock vs. Scissors. (Neji's always gonna be the first one)
"Why did you change your name?"
"Which sounds cooler, 'Tian-Tian', or 'Tenten'?" I made my voice disgusted for "Tian-Tian" and normal for "Tenten".
"Point taken."
Paper vs. Rock. Dammit.
"Why did you go out with Kiba?"
"He asked me."
"That's all it takes?"
"No, I give every guy with the courage to ask me a chance, then if I like him, I stay with him."
"Haha, you just gave me two answers." He laughed. My eye twitched. "Damn Hyuuga."
RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Oh my gawd, I hate that bell!" I exclaimed.
"Who doesn't? Naruto asked rhetorically.
"Hey, Neji, what's your cell nu—" I got cut off by warm lips on my own. It was a possessive kiss, like so many of his are lately.
"Hey, baby, I'm canceling our movie date tonight." The kisser stated. Jerk.
I sighed. "Do you have to cut me off, Kiba?"
"I'm sorry, babe, you just make me crazy. I can't help myself." He gave me his perfect puppy dog eyes that only he can do. I kissed his cheek and he pulled my face towards his lips so we were making out again. This time, though, the kiss was sweet instead of possessive.
"It's weird to watch you guys kiss since Ten seems like one of the guys." Naruto commented.
"Then don't watch." Kiba pulled my face toward his again to make a point. I pulled away before he could kiss me and turned to Neji.
"So, anyways, as I was saying, before I was interrupted," I glared at Kiba playfully, "Neji, what's your cell phone number?"
He gave me his number (which I cannot repeat for security reasons) and I put it in my crappy track phone and we were off to our neighborhood.
You might be wondering how a poor, underage orphan could live in the same neighborhood as a Hyuuga or Uchiha, along with all my other rich friends.
Well, it's because I'm not poor. Well… I wasn't poor. I don't have Madre and Dad's inheritance money yet, but last year, I won the lottery. I was so shocked!
When I was buying my once-a-month lottery ticket, I heard something in my head telling me the numbers and I wrote them down without thinking about it.
I won two million dollars, so I moved out of my crappy apartment and into this great neighborhood.
I have a small job and since I'm careful with money (which explains my phone), the rest should last at least until I'm eighteen and can use my inheritance.
When we got to Sauce's house, all the guys went in.
"The hell…?"
"We're all going to Sasuke's house." Naruto stated. I turned to Kiba.
"THAT'S why you cancelled our date????" I demanded.
"Well… I have to hang out with the guys once in a while, babe." He started to do the puppy dog face and I was scared I would fall for it and let him off the hook. Again. So I did what any other girl would do in this situation.
I slapped him.
Everyone gasped except Kiba who was wincing and holding his cheek and Neji, who seemed amused and close to laughing. He, unlike the rest of the group, doesn't know how hard I hit. I glared at him then turned to Kiba.
"You hang out with them all the time!"
"Uh… Not Neji!" He stammered. "I haven't gotten to know Neji yet!"
"Uh, yeah, Tenten, we were doing this so we could all get closer to Neji." Kankuro added nervously.
This is what I hate about the guys. They stick up for each other because of the oh-so-helpful saying, "Bros before hoes" which all girls hate.
Also because when I'm mad, I'm "scary" apparently.
Since Saki and I are the only girls, guys vs. girls isn't very fair. And I don't stick up for Saku. Her boyfriend does.
That usually leaves me to fend for myself. Which I am fine at, by the way.
I looked at Neji to see if they were lying. His tongue was in his cheek, a habit he has when he lies.
I decided to be the nice girlfriend instead of the bad guy and let them get away with it.
I turned to see Kiba. I loved his face. It was cute and boyish and his messy brown hair hung in his eyes. His cheek had a reddish, pink handprint forming, which I immediately felt bad about. I kissed it and he winced.
"Better?"
"A little." I kissed his mouth, just a little peck, though. "Okay, now it's better."
"Have fun, puppy." I called, as Sakura and I started walking home.
"Hon, that was, like, totally scary!" Sakura exclaimed. "I thought you were gonna, like, totally rip his face off! The guys were totally dead on when they said you were scary when you're mad!"
"They were lying." I said solemnly, looking at the ground.
"Huh?"
"I can tell when Neji's lying. Kiba just didn't want to hang out with me tonight."
"Aww, honey it'll be alright." Sakura hugged me and I hugged back. This is one of the comforting times when Sakura and I weren't bickering. "How can you tell when Neji-kun's lying?" At that moment, when I hear the suffix, I stopped loving Sakura. A competitive urge came over me. I wanted to be the only one who could tell when he lied.
So, of course, I lied.
"Uh… just… years of being near him."
!#$%^&*()()*&^%$#!
(No POV) Sasuke's House
The guys were playing poker and, of course, totally wasted.
Beer cans littered the floor, all of them completely drained to the last drop.
"Um… Um… Uh… GO FISH!" A drunk Naruto yelled.
"You're… you're… a… d-DOBE!" Drunken Sasuke yelled. "That's GO FISH, you DICKFACE!"
Kankuro found that statement hilarious and burst into fits of giggles.
"Hey… hey… hey, you guys!" Gaara was stumbling towards the stereo with a My Chemical Romance CD. Once he put it in, Vampire Will Never Hurt You started blasting, almost knocking him over. "I don't even CARE about that pinky bitch anymore!" He shouted over the music. Kankuro was giggling at the words, "pinky bitch".
"Hey, P-Pinky Bitch is… is my WIFE!" Neji shouted. He ran over to punch Gaara for making fun of his "wife", but tripped over the passed out Shikamaru.
The song changed to Cubicles and Sasuke gasped. "Hey, guys! I-I know this song!" He started singing drunkenly, out of key, and off-beat to the song.
"Sh-shut up, FAGGOT!" Naruto shouted, throwing his empty beer can at Sasuke's head, knocking him out cold. Kankuro giggled harder and started yelling "FAGGOT" and throwing cans in random directions.
"Oh my gawd, WHAT is going on in here?" Tenten shouted, opening the door. "I can hear you guys all the way down the street at my house!"
"Tenten!" Neji yelled, running to her and clinging to her. "Save m-me!" He belched in her face. It smelled heavily of alcohol.
"Gross, Neji!" Tenten pushed him off her. She was in her red, plaid pajama pants and white tank top. Her hair was, as usual, in its two buns.
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY BABY!" Kiba yelled, charging at Neji. Neji ran, screaming, causing Kiba to fall against Tenten. He started making out with her and she tasted the beer.
"KIBA INUZUKA!" Tenten roared. "YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T DRINK ANYMORE!"
"I'm sorry, baby cakes." He belched, then grinned a grin that would normally make Tenten forgive him. But this time was different.
What did I see in him, again? Tenten wondered. "That's it. If you really want me, come apologize to me tomorrow, when you're not totally stoned. Then we'll talk. Neji, I'm taking you home. Auntie Ami must be worried."
"Her name is 'Mom'!" Neji corrected.
Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke's older brother, walked in the room. He shared the same onyx eyes and raven hair as Sasuke. They almost looked identical, but Itachi looked much more aged.
"I assume this is your doing, Itachi?" I accused.
"I didn't think they're end up this drunk…" He explained, rubbing the back of his head.
"Well, I'm taking Neji, but the rest of them are your problem." She grabbed Neji's hand and pulled him out the door. "Have fun, Itachi!" She called in a fake sweet voice.
"Itachi!" Sasuke yelled. He apparently woke up. "Piggy back ride!" Sasuke jumped on his older brother, making them both fall. "Wheeee!!!"
Oh god…
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Cat: Ahhhh! 26 pages (in notebook, only 17 in word document :[). Finally done! You guys better be happy! I can't feel my right hand!
Kim: You know, this is the longest thing you've ever written?
Cat: … are you SURE? I thought it was the shortest!
Naruto: You're dumber than me then!
Cat: Speaking of Naruto, I almost left my Naruto doll at a hotel. I freaked out! We were like, a few miles away and I was like: "MOM! I LEFT NARUTO AT THE HOTEL!" so we made a U-turn and got him.
Naruto: YAY! I WAS SAVED!
Kim: Dobe.
Cat: And while I was writing this sentence, I was on Kimberly road!
Mel: Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the extra long chapter!
Cat: Review please!
