A/n Not really a note, just a massive thank-you to the people reading this. I hope you continue to enjoy. There's some things my Luci does that don't quite coincide with the show Lucifer, but I think, if the writers could fully unleash him, it would be something like mine. Anyways, enjoy. /
Despite the Do Not Disturb Tag on the door, the hotel maid entered pushing her cart without so much as a knock. She surveyed the room and crossed herself, looking at the broken lamps. The headboard of the bed was now impaled in the wall and Chloe was sprawled in a chair, her legs still hung over each arm. Lucifer was on the balcony smoking and noticed the movement in his room. He was back inside, standing guard in front of his wife.
"Oh, hello, can you not read? Now, get out", he said covering Chloe's intimate parts from the prying eyes of housekeeper."
He flashed his eyes at her a moment and she ran out screaming a litany of prayers to his father. It never got old and amused him to no end. The true believers frightened so easily, believing all the lies told about him over the centuries. It's not like anyone would believe her if she told them what she saw. He would have to pay for the damages to the room, of course. Chloe did indeed have move that made the devil blush. Round 2 was extraordinary. Once she came out of her shell, she took total control. He was having a hard time keeping up with her, not that he would ever admit that out loud.
He looked down at his bride and took pity upon her. She couldn't walk after round 5 last night and pleaded with him to just leave her in the chair as she fell asleep. He picked her up and laid her on the bed. She was going to be stiff from sleeping like that. She was everything he ever wanted, except for that whole being able to kill him or get him killed. He decided to experiment and see just how vulnerable he was now.
He found his trousers half way across the room and pulled his knife from his pocket. He toyed with it for a moment before flicking the blade out. He closed his eyes and ran the blade across his palm just like he had done many time before. Nothing, no cut. What the devil? This was a rather startling development. Had his immortality been restored?
"It's too hot in this five star hell hole" Chloe shouted, throwing the comforters to the floor.
Lucifer laughed at stroked her brow, remembering the time she was drunk and all over him and he turned her down. She would never understand why he didn't take advantage of her at her most vulnerable state. Even then, he loved her. He was devil enough to admit it, now.
He reached over and turned the in room Air Conditioner on. He loved the modern conveniences, like A/C, running water, all the good things these mortals take for granted. Humans really didn't understand how good they had it now compared to when they were first created.
Speaking of created, his father's most perfect creation was now sitting up and staring at him. Her mascara had run during her sleep, her lipstick was a smeared red stain across her face and her hair was a mess but Lucifer still hadn't seen anything more breathtaking.
"Hi", she said shyly.
Was she embarrassed by her behavior the night before? Well, he couldn't have that. Perhaps she was waiting for him to berate her like Dan had done? Well, no matter, he wasn't Dan and he would show her she had nothing to fear.
"Good morning, my vixen. I hope you're not too sore. I did try to be as gentle as possible but you didn't seem to like that. What was that you said? Ah, yes I recall now, I believe it was 'Gimme more, Luci, fill me up', you minx, I never knew you were so flexible. Were you a gymnast before you joined the force?" He watched as the delicious red flush colored her cheeks. "No matter, I'm not ever going to complain about that. I'll be more than glad to satisfy your every whim, and I do mean every."
Chloe raised an eyebrow, that was not what she was expecting at all. She was sure he was going to complain or say he wasn't satisfied. Instead he seemed delighted. She had tried so hard to make sure he enjoyed it, maybe it worked.
"Wow, that's something coming from you. So, what are we now? I know we're married and part of that is monogamy, but can you even do monogamy? Will I be enough for you?"
She was still so insecure he thought. He would just have to reinforce all of his prior compliments and show her his love. Besides, other women or men for that matter could never make him feel the way she did. They were merely receptacles for his lust.
"Oh, darling, do you even have to ask. You're more than enough. In so many ways."
"If you cheat on me, I'll shoot you. Be warned."
"How, when you don't have your service revolver, anymore?"
"Who said that was the only gun I own? Now help me up and into the shower. I don't think I can walk on my own."
"No words that have ever passed my ears have pleased me more than that. Well, besides you saying you really love me. We'll have to keep shagging, you know, other wise you'll end up stiff."
"Well, join me in the shower, I'll need help washing myself."
"I don't know if that's such a good idea, darling. Look around you, we destroyed this room. I'd hate to tear down a shower. I'll go broke paying for repairs."
Chloe gave him a sly look and sauntered towards the restroom, she held up a hand and winked at him,"I guess I can just use these, then", she said wiggling her fingers.
"Like bloody hell you will, your digits can't replace me."
She licked her lips,"Prove it", she whispered running into the bathroom.
What kind of monster had he created? Was she becoming one of those sex addicts or was she simply addicted to him? Either way, he would benefit greatly. Or his penis would break. Glutton for punishment her was, he chased her into the shower, finding her running soapy hands all over her chest and stomach.
"Round 6 it is."
"Are you keeping count of how many time we.."
"Yes, as a matter of fact I am."
"Perv. Come wash my back."
He ended up washing more than her back. He washed every inch of her after he got her filthy. She was so spent by the time he was finished, he had to carry her back to bed. When Lucifer tried to lie her down, she wouldn't let go of his neck. She kissed him hard and in her sleepy voice, she told begged him to never leave her. As if that would happen.
"Not going anywhere, love."
She mumbled something and rolled onto her side. He decided to call Maze and check on the spawn for Chloe then he was going to order something from room service. She had to be hungry after all of that. Come to think of it, he was a wee bit famished himself.
The phone rang twice before Maze answered, "How was she? As promising as you hoped?"
"More than that. She felt indescribable and her taste was impeccable. You can actually taste the Christ blood in her. Maze I cut myself and didn't bleed. I think I'm back to my old self."
"Well, well. This is good news. What do you intend to do now? Are you really going to stay married to her. It's ruining your rep."
"Hello, Satan. My rep. was ruined eons ago. Of course, I'm going to stay married to her. She belongs to me, now. And, if I recall correctly, which I do, so do you. Why are you questioning me, yet again?"
"It's bad for business, you're supposed to seem aloof but available and knowing Chloe, like I do, you'll no longer be available."
"What would you have me do Maze? Really?"
"I don't know, maybe you could share her, so I don't feel so left out."
"Not. Happening."
"You're getting soft on me, Lucifer."
"Perhaps. My hardness seems to be only for Chloe at the moment. Anyhoo, how's the spawn doing? Chew on any more boybanders in my absence?"
"No, but she did take a few swings at Amenadiel when he stopped by. I kicked his ass for her."
"Did he come with a heavenly message?", Lucifer asked chuckling at the image now in his head of the girl attacking his massive brother.
"Maybe he had one, but he didn't tell us. He was too busy guarding his face from claws. She really went after him. I was expecting her to flash red eyes for a moment. She reminds me more of you everyday."
"Well, she is learning from the best. You and I."
Maze laughed and hung up the phone. He was in so deep, there was no way he could dig himself out. Well, now time to feed the wife. It was in the contract and he did so love a good contract.
Chloe was dreaming again. Gone was abusive Dan and in his place was Lucifer. He had brought her coffee and croissants, sitting her at a table covered in flowers. He held her hand as he fed her bites of the bread, covered in a sweet butter. Stroking her cheek, he told her how beautiful she was and that she meant the world to him. All the things a girl wants to hear. Then suddenly on his hip, a baby appeared, a little boy with her nose and Lucifer's dark hair. He was beautiful just like his father, well except for his flaming red eyes.
Chloe sat up and looked around the room, remembering where she was. Okay, she was still having nightmares but the theme had changed. On the tray by her bed was sweet cream butter, triple espresso and croissants.
