Alright, readers, reviewers, followers, favoriters, whatever you are, THANK YOU OH SO MUCH! It seems that my updates will be slower and slower since school is coming soon(not that I'm excited or anything)! I want to give you all huggles and kissies and set Lussuria on you all to show my love! Though I suppose that much isn't needed... Read & review, please~ Feedback for the flames, remember!


Liz heard a vehicle approaching. "Ding, dong!" The doorbell sang sweetly. Dino rushed to get the door, only to step on the nice, plush carpet and smash the beautiful mahogany French doors open at Larissa's neon pink platform shoes. Liz winced. "Dino, you are definitely gonna have to work on just walking to the door." Larrisa raised one of her immaculately groomed eyebrows. "Is that all you have to say for our first meeting in person in ten years?" Liz facepalmed. "To think I left you to these fails of Mafiosi..."


So, for the next three hours, the tall, middle-aged fuschia-dyed woman inspected thee Chiavarone mansion in all corners. Even the bedrooms(boy was Dino's a mess). When Larissa and Liz entered her room, Larissa urged(read: forced) Liz into her chair and began...La Interrogation.

"Did you learn how to fight?"

Wincing and rubbing her forearms, "Yes, ma'am."

"...Did they give you food?"

"Yes!"

"What weapons can you use?"

"...Umm, a metal fan, katanas, bo's, maces, knives-"

"Good. Do you know how to cook?"

"...Yes. How is this relevant-"

"Do you still have your virginity?"

"YES! What the fuck are you-"

Larissa shoved a soap bar into Liz's mouth. "Manners, little lady."


Striding into the rec room, Larissa found a group of tired looking Mafiosi sitting in chairs and drinking, playing poker with Liz. She didn't notice that Liz was grinning like the second coming of the Chesire Cat, who put down her cards. "Royal Flush, peeps."


1st POV

So I was sweeping in the chips, and the pink devil tapped my shoulder. 'Holy schnitzels!' I screamed mentally. With my awesome deadpan expression, I stated, "It isn't very polite to scare all the shit outta me when I'm in the middle of collecting my money." Larissa blinked. "Wait a sec there buddy, did you just say money?" Larissa's eyes were covered by a shadow. Romario answered for me and told her that yes, I was going to take their real money. Pink-Lady-of-Blindness was about to go 'BOOM', so I told her this was how I got an allowance. "I actually have about 17,000 euros. It's a very profitable business."


3rd POV

Dino walked into the rec room because he had lost sight of his guest. "Romario, have you seen the baby's caretaker?"

"She went to the kitchen, Boss."

"Thanks!"

He rushed back up the stairs and nearly tripped again on another carpet. He sighed. Sprinting into the kitchen, Larissa turned around and held up a beautiful pastry. "So, Dino, would you be willing to try to eat my special homebaked scones?" Liz was waving her arms at him to not even touch it, but was sadly ignored. Dino took one bite...And facefloored. With cracks in the supposedly hardest tiles in the world.


So, my fellow humans, how was it? I need feedback or I'll be sad! TT^TT Don't ignore meee!