Author's Comments: WOOT! 2 new OC's which will be introduced in the fic! They are, Dek and Nej! YAY! Ok, I only got a few questions for this fic, and a dare. I looooove the dare! Haha, enjoy the fic!
DISCLAIMER!: INVADER ZIM BELONGS TO JHONEN VASQUEZ! HOSTGIRL AND ZIS BELONG TO INVADER ZIS AND HOSTGIRL! I OWN JACKIE! KATHERINE BELONGS TO CANDYCANESANDCHRISTMAS! DEK BELONGS TO INVADER DEK! NEJ BELONGS TO COMMANDERSLAYER!
The stage lights turn on and without knowing, Jackie and Hostgirl randomely walk on stage, fighting eachother with lightsabers. "HAHA! Luke, I am your father!" Jackie said joke-ingly as if pretending to be darth vadar. "Uhhh..." Hostgirl and Jackie then notice the show started a few minutes ago. They both then switch there lightsabers for there mikes. "Sorry for.. that.. Now then, LETS GET THE CONTESTANTS DOWN HERE!" Hostgirk shouts. Every single contestant comes down, except the new ones. "Which reminds me, we have 2 new contestants! Jackie get them" Hostgirl then pushes Jackie backstage to grab the 2 new contestant. She then comes back with Dek, and dragging Nej. "GAH STOP DRAGGING ME!" Nej says, clawing on the floor. "GO ON YOUR DAMN SEAT" Jackie then throws him to his seat. "She scares me..." he whispers to Dib. "She's just like that to only you I guess..." says Dib. "Unless you scare the crap out of her then it's different" Tak explains to Nej. "Ok, welcome to Invader Zim Gameshow! We only got questions from CommanderSlayer so this should be extra fast! Hopefully..." Hostgirl tells the audience. "First question! - How have you been coping in fanfics ever sense Vasquez lost your green ass back in 2002?" Jackie says reading the question. "Eh? What do you mean? I just do for some reason, some hyoo-mans kidnap me and threaten to rape me and some hyoo-mans actually come to my base, which I have no idea how they find it!" then Zim curses to someone under his breath. "Uhuh... that was strangely normal... for even you!" Jackie says. "YOUR LYING!" Zim shouts randomly. "No I'm not..." Jackie replys with a 'realy?' look. " Next question! - Do you realize that you being Johnny as a kid makes more sense then it should? Cut off your scythe looking thing off your head and loose the glasses. You'll see the weird irony." Hostgirl then said reading. " I can do that for you Dib-thing..."Zim says evily. "Wait... WHAT ARE YOU-" Zim then laughs evily while throwing Dib's glasses and cutting off his scythe hair-cut. Everyone then stares at Dib weirdly. "That's just... awkward..." Dib then grabs his glasses back (Which one lens have been cracked) and slaps Zim. Zim then pepper sprays him ."OW MY EYE!" Dib then runs and hits more stuff... "OK... GIR Commanderslayer asks - I love you. XD Do you love me?- wait a second WHAT THE F***?" Jackie swears."It's not good to swear!" Keef says, his normal 'happy-go-lucky' self. "So?" Katherine said in her normal not-caring voice. "Sorry we're late again Hostgirl!" Zis said running on stage. "You better be..." Hostgirl says in a angry tone. "Naawww... I love you too!" GIR then (somehow) hugs Commanderslayer. "Ok..." Dek says, finally speaking. "You can talk?" Katherine says, surprised. "Ofcourse... I'm not that kind of person that is boring" Dek said awkwardly. "Almost final question! - I want you and Nej to go on a date! Oh, and I'm free after the date, we can go and have the pokemon battle. MY NINETAILS AND ABSOL SHALL KICK YOUR ASS!" Hostgirl then stares at him awkwardly. "pfft, whatever." Gaz then continues playing her Gameslave. "That was... Stoopid.." Tak says awkwardly. "FINAL QUESTION!... you know what? I'm just gonna give it to computer since he's just backstage. I have no idea why..." Jackie walks backstage and hands computer the information. "Scanning complete! Zim's personal information has been scanned and stored" Computer says handing back Jackie the hard drive. "Wait... NO NO NO COMPUTER DELETE THOSE FILES!" Zim said running to computer, blushing for some reason (A/N: Those personal stuff must have his crush too huh? XDDDD). "Ok, after commercial we'll move to the dare!" Hostgirl explains, walking to turn on the commercial. Zim then comes running back with his Journal and personal things, then Jackie randomely steals his Journal, and opens to read. "Wait a second... YOUR CRUSH IS...Oh my god..." She then breaks down laughing. "SILENCE!" Zim shouts, still blushing. Before Zim could even try destroying Jackie, the commercial begins playing.
Commercial - Narrator: BEHOLD! The new toy kids will love! The Skooter 3000! The fastest transportation device ever made! But if you don't believe us, believe this satisfied costumer!
Tak: This helped me a lot on DESTROYING my enemies... - Tak's scooter then breaks to thousands of pieces - And don't ride it in land mines...
Narrator: See? That costumer sure was satisfied! Buy now at your local super markets!
WARNING person: WARNING; The Skooter 3000 may cause major injuries like cancer, MORE internal bleeding, headaches, and heart strokes. We are not incharge of any injuries.
After those... events, Dib's eye and scythe haircut are healed, Zim has lost his tantrum, and GIR has gotten more insane. "Now this is how the dare works, is pretty easy, Dib, Zim and Gaz have a lightsaber battle. Ok, we got some real lightsabers thanks to GIR." Hostgirl then see's Jackie putting a Darth Vader costume on Zim, Luke skywalker costume on Dib, and a Princess Lia costume. "Here's your lightsabers. Gaz, you get a gun." Jackie says handing out the lightsabers, and gun. "What? That's not- WOAH" Dib then almost gets hit with a lightsaber. "HAHA! Pay attention stink-beast!" Zim and Dib then have a lightsaber battle, with Gaz just watching. Everyone also watches, and shares the popcorn with GIR. "Losers..." Gaz then shoots Dib's lightsaber. His lightsaber then breaks. "Ehehehehe..." Dib then runs off the stage. "MWAHAHAHAHA! VICTORY FOR ZIM!" Before Zim could actually do his victory, Gaz shot him (but luckily missed) and Zim jumped on Dek. "Um...ow?" Dek then drops Zim. "How dare you touch ZIM?" Zim then says a bunch of random things in irken. "Ok...Awkward" Jackie sighed. "Well, thats it for now, see you in two weeks!" Hostgirl waves. When the stage lights turn off, Zim has a confused look on his face. "What do you mean in 'two weeks?' " Zim said, un-amused. "The creator is going to Florida for one week, and has to finish her skool work the week she comes back. So she won't be able to finish the-" Jackie was cutted off with a "YOU LIE" from Zim. Jackie grumbled, then threw Dib at Zim. "OW! Hey that's not what you do to your best-" Dib then saw the awkward position that he and Zim were in. "Get off me alien!" Dib and Zim then have an arguement, while Hostgirl cutted them off by - removed for the kiddies! To violent XDDD -
Author's Comments: Yes I'm really going to Florida. Haha theres a singer called Flo rida. So rushed this btw, thanks for reading! Send in questions and more OCs! And also bbtw, I might've not got the personalitys right... Sorry! Fixing mistakes two weeks from now! I hope...
