The Slap
Pairings: UlquiorraxOrihime, ByakuyaxHisana, IchigoxRukia, KisukexYoruichi, ToshiroxRangiku
A/N: I do not own Bleach or any of its affiliates. It is owned by Tite Kubo.
The group left the restaurant area and went to the dealer's room.
"Oh my god, Ichigo, buy me that," Rukia squealed.
"Do you have any idea how much this trip cost me?," he asked her.
"Please," she said using her big puppy dog eyes.
"Fine. But this is it," he said as he bought her some RenjixShuuhei dojinshi.
"Rukia!," Byakuya shouted.
"Yes big brother?," she questioned.
"You do realize that Renji is my lieutenant correct?," he asked her with a serious look on his face.
"Yeah, but I just love him and Shuuhei together," she exclaimed.
"Oh my god, I love them together to," Torrie told her.
"Hey Ichigo, I found something out last night from Torrie," Grimmjow said.
"Oh yeah, what's that?," Ichigo asked him.
"I found out that Yumichika is here," he replied.
"Are you serious?," he asked getting pissed off.
"Yeah. But I bet that I can find him and kick his ass before you can," he said laughing at Ichigo.
"Oh yeah? You're on Grimmjow," Ichigo told him.
The two of them rushed out of the dealer's room, and towards the game room. Since this was the most likely place to find Shannon and Yumichika. Sure enough,
they were there, playing Dance Dance Revolution.
"Ha, I found you Yumichika!," exclaimed Ichigo.
Just then, Yumichika jumped out the window to avoid being killed by Ichigo and Grimmjow.
"Damnit Ichigo, You scared him away. We could have just snuck up and killed him from behind. Ninja style," Grimmjow stated.
"Grimmjow, for the last time, you're not a ninja. Get that through your head. Idiot," Ichigo said.
"I swear to god Ichigo, if you call me an idiot one more time, I'm going to release Pantera," Grimmjow said all pissed off at Ichigo.
"Idiot, idiot, idiot. What are you going to do about it?," Ichigo said laughing.
Just then, Grimmjow shouted "GRIND PANTERA!" All of the windows in the game room broke, as Grimmjow began to look more and more like his adjuchas self. When
the wind finally calmed down, Grimmjow darted at Ichigo. Right before he reached him though, Ichigo pulled over his hollow mask and used his bankai.
"You may have won last time Soul Reaper, but there's no way you can beat me now!," Grimmjow shouted.
"Ha, you think that you're any stronger than the last time we fought?," he replied.
"Kurosaki-kun, don't die!," Orihime yelled from outside the game room.
"What the hell is that all about?," Ulquiorra asked his wife.
"What?," he asked with a confused face.
"Why would it matter to you if your friend dies. I mean you're with me now," he told her.
"That doesn't matter. Before we even started dating, I loved Kurosaki-kun. And now, even though you and I are together, I still have feelings for him," she began to
tell him.
"Are you serious?," he questioned her.
"Yeah," she replied.
"Alright, well its either me or him. Now who's it going to be?," he asked her.
"This is stupid honey. I love you more than anything. Not to mention, Ichigo is married to Rukia. There's no reason for us to be having this stupid fight," she told him.
"Still, I wish that you wouldn't say things like that. It really upsets me," he told her.
All of a sudden, Orihime slapped Ulquiorra.
"Stop being such a pussy damnit!," she exclaimed.
"Ow honey," he replied.
"I'm going back to the room. Come and get me when you grow a pair," she told him as she stormed off.
After she was out of sight, Ulquiorra began talking to Kisuke.
"Women," Ulquiorra said.
"Don't worry man, its probably just that time of the month," Kisuke replied to him.
"Yeah your right. I just don't know why I have to suffer, just because its that time of the month for her," he said.
"That's just the life of men. Suffering for no reason, just because women have problems," he said chuckling.
"What was that dear," Yoruichi asked her husband.
"Nothing honey. It was nothing. I was just telling Ulquiorra here how much I love you," he lied.
"I love you too Kisuke. And by the way Ulquiorra. Just go up to your room and apologize to her. I'm sure that everything will be ok. Just remember, even if something
isn't your fault, because you're the man, you have to apologize all of the time," she told him.
Ulquiorra left to go and apologize. Soon after he left, Grimmjow and Ichigo stopped fighting.
"Why the hell were we fighting again?," Ichigo asked.
"I don't remember," Grimmjow replied.
"Oh well," Ichigo said.
"What time is it," Ichigo asked.
"It's 2:00pm," Kenpachi stated.
"Alright, well I'm starving. Who wants to go get some Chinese food?," he asked the group.
Everyone got really excited. They then went to get some Chinese food for lunch, and since Ulquiorra and Orihime were still in their room, they brought back some for
them.
"Thanks," Ulquiorra told Ichigo as he handed him the food.
"No problem. So is everything alright between you two?," Ichigo asked.
"Yeah, everything's fine. I just need to learn to think before I say things," he replied.
"Well duh man. I mean you're married now. The things you say have a deep impact on how you and your partner get through life," he explained.
"Alright well do you think that we could have a little privacy to eat and talk together?," Ulquiorra asked.
"Oh yeah, no problem man," Ichigo replied.
Just as Ichigo left their room, Grimmjow ran up and tackled him.
"Dude, what was that for?," Ichigo asked annoyed.
"Oh my god dude. Guess what," Grimmjow said.
"What man. What's so important that you have to tackle me?," Ichigo questioned him.
"Dude," he waited for a minute. "I'm getting married."
