Chapter 7: Who All Knows?
Getkaraandlenatogether2k17
(Tuesday 8:14pm)
stayinyourlane: wow
alwayswinning: I mean…
thethirdolsen: idk wat to say
TheCatGrant: This is remarkable.
spacedad: I'm glad progress is being made. Although it is rather disturbing.
alwayswinning: yeah alex ur sister is filthy
stayinyourlane: its actually kind of a turn on?
TheCatGrant: ^^^ I didn't know she had it in her
yourmagjesty: she's about to have lena in her
thethirdolsen: amazing
gunscotch: speaking of lena….
gunscotch: what a gay mess
TheCatGrant: She's the gayest mess I know
alwayswinning: woah woah woah woah woah
alwayswinning: I have a question
alwayswinning: we're always saying how they should get into each other
alwayswinning: but how exactly would that work?
thethirdolsen: ? I never thought of that
stayinyourlane: u guys dnt know how lesbian sex works?
stayinyourlane: it's magical, let me explain
alwayswinning: ew no
thethirdolsen: he's asking how does one have sex with someone thts literally made of steel?
yourmagjesty: damn….good question
gunscotch: gross
stayinyourlane: dang tht is a good question
stayinyourlane: lena could break her fingers right?
gunscotch: Gross
spacedad: I must agree with Alex.
TheCatGrant: That also means Lena could never leave any marks on Kara.
TheCatGrant: She can scratch and bite as much as she wants.
gunscotch: GROSS
thethirdolsen: damn another good point
stayinyourlane: imagine how much kara has to control her strength during sex
TheCatGrant: How does she control it when she orgasms?
yourmagjesty: SO MANY GOOD POINTS
yourmagjesty: I still wanna know about the fingers thing
stayinyourlane: dad give us answers
spacedad: I absolutely do not know the answers and I do not want to have any knowledge of such.
gunscotch: G-R-O-S-S
thethirdolsen: I know someone who could answer all of these questions
thethirdolsen added whoyagonnaKal and TheDailyLane to
the group getkaraandlenatogether2k17
alwayswinning: oh hell yeah
whoyagonnakal: What is this?
TheDailyLane: Read the group name, babe.
whoyagonnakal: Ah okay
alwayswinning: Love the name Kal
thethirdolsen: what a kiss up
whoyagonnakal: Don't be a hater all ya life, Jimmy.
whoyagonnakal: And thanks Winn!
thethirdolsen: whatevs
thethirdolsen: HEY LOIS!
TheDailyLane: Hello, Jimothy.
gunscotch: asdffsldkj;;dkjkln
yourmagjesty: Jimothy lmao
yourmagjesty: amazing
thethirdolsen: Y do you call me that?!
TheDailyLane: Because you broke my china cabinet!
thethirdolsen: That was 6 months ago!
thethirdolsen: I SAID I WAS SORRY!
stayinyourlane: dont sweat it james
stayinyourlane: she has a way of holding stuff over ur head
TheDailyLane: Lucy.
stayinyourlane: Lois.
gunscotch: that was surprisingly civil
alwayswinning: tru
alwayswinning: I like ur username by the way Lois
TheDailyLane: Thank you, Winn.
stayinyourlane: hmph. The daily lane?
stayinyourlane: more like the daily LAME
TheDailyLane: More like you stay being lame
gunscotch: jesus ur both lame
TheDailyLane: False
stayinyourlane: fake news
TheCatGrant: Lucy, darling, I think you've been spending a little too much time with Kara.
TheDailyLane: I wasn't aware you were in this chat, Catherine.
TheCatGrant: I wasn't aware my presence was that important to you, Louise.
gunscotch: LOUISE
gunscotch: asdfkjasdflkl im wheezing
yourmagjesty: lmao shook
stayinyourlane: I AM SCREAMING
TheDailyLane: THAT IS NOT MY NAME!
thethirdolsen: hurts doesnt it?
alwayswinning: amazing
whoyagonnakal: wait, darling?
TheDailyLane: yes?
gunscotch: yes dear?
alwayswinning: yes sweetheart?
yourmagjesty: yes cupcake?
thethirdolsen: yes honey?
stayinyourlane: yes babe?
whoyagonnakal: ridiculous
whoyagonnakal: but no
whoyagonnakal: Cat called Lucy 'darling'
stayinyourlane: Suddenly I cnt read
TheCatGrant: I don't know her
thethirdolsen: dey been fuckin!
gunscotch: a lot
yourmagjesty: foursomes and all
alwayswinning: a lotta kinky shit
gunscotch: the whole enchilada
whoyagonnakal: wow
yourmagjesty: theyre prolly in bed now
thethirdolsen: all cuddled up and shit
gunscotch: they probably cry every time they orgasm
TheDailyLane: I can't believe what I'm reading
gunscotch: yup its all true
gunscotch: they dont have any self-control
TheCatGrant: Says the one who cried after the sex behind the vending machine at the DEO.
spacedad: You did what?!
thethirdolsen: exposed
gunscotch: who told you that?!
gunscotch: also dad dont worry
gunscotch: you know we dont cry
yourmagjesty: I dnt think thts the part he was talking about babe
gunscotch: oh
spacedad: We'll discuss this later, Alex.
gunscotch: yes sir
spacedad: You too, Maggie.
yourmagjesty: yes sir
gunscotch: cnt believe you got us in trouble
TheCatGrant: Can't believe you two did it behind a vending machine.
TheDailyLane: Of all places.
gunscotch: Hey that vending machine is top quality! It gives out king size candy bars AND drinks!
thethirdolsen: shes right
stayinyourlane: yeah babe tht vending machine is legit
whoyagonnakal: Was it the one in hallway 34b? The one in the corner?
yourmagjesty: the very one!
whoyagonnakal: Damn. Yeah that's a good one.
stayinyourlane: we should try it out sometime kitty
spacedad: You will not.
stayinyourlane: yes sir.
alwayswinning: speaking of sex tho
alwayswinning: we had a question
stayinyourlane: oh yeah
yourmagjesty: Lois and Kal
yourmagjesty: how do u guys hve sex?
TheDailyLane: Excuse me?!
whoyagonnakal: uh
thethirdolsen: strictly professional question
yourmagjesty: well actually wat we wanna is
yourmagjesty: if kara and lena have sex would lena break her fingers?
alwayswinning: the ppl wanna knw
whoyagonnakal: First of all, gross, that's my cousin.
whoyagonnakal: but good question
TheDailyLane: Why don't you just ask Kara?
stayinyourlane: oh…
thethirdolsen: right I forgot tht was an option
TheCatGrant: I'll handle this.
Superfrans
(9:02pm)
TheCatGrant added TheDailyLane and whoyagonnakal
to the group Superfrans
donutqueen: Lois!
donutqueen: Kal-el!
donutqueen: I mean, Clark!
donutqueen: crap
lenaeclipse: Don't worry Kara, I already knew that Clark was Superman.
whoyagonnakal: What? How?!
lenaeclipse: Oh please. I'm a genius.
lenaeclipse: Also I saw you change in a back alley once.
gunscotch: adfjkjlaksdfs
yourmagjesty: classic
TheDailyLane: Smooth one babe.
whoyagonnakal: Well thanks for keeping my secret Lena
lenaeclipse: Don't mention it.
gunscotch: so does tht mean you know who SG really is?
lenaeclipse: You know what? I've never even thought about her having a secret identity.
yourmagjesty: prolly too busy thinkin about having supersex
lenaeclipse: Not true
stayinyourlane: I mean I dnt blame u
donutqueen: Lucy, when will your chill return from war?
thethirdolsen: hopefully never bc her lack of chill makes the show better
TheCatGrant: Anyway…
TheCatGrant: We had a question.
TheCatGrant: If someone were to finger Supergirl, would they break their fingers?
donutqueen: um.
lenaeclipse: Hell, it'd be worth it.
stayinyourlane: lena is so thirsty for SG its crazy
lenaeclipse: I'm not thirsty for her.
lenaeclipse: I'm simply saying that I'd volunteer to test it. I'm a scientist first.
TheDailyLane: Right. For science.
yourmagjesty: so wats the answer
donutqueen: I mean…theoretically…it could happen? I guess? It never has though
yourmagjesty: and how do u knw this?
lenaeclipse: Yeah how do you even know that?
donutqueen: I hate you Maggie.
donutqueen: SG and I are friends and we've talked about things like that before.
donutqueen: ANYWAY!
donutqueen: Lee and I are about to see a movie so leave us alone.
thethirdolsen: Rude…
yourmagjesty: Rude…
alwayswinning: why you gotta be so ruuudddeee?
gunscotch: dnt u know im human toooooo?
donutqueen: I hate you guys.
Laverne and Shirley
(Wednesday 10:36am)
lenaeclipse: Jess, where did this cake come from?
whosthatgirl: lol Maggie dropped it off while you were in the meeting
lenaeclipse: I loathe her.
whosthatgirl: well we both know that's not true
whosthatgirl: I'm hurt that you didn't tell us you had a date
lenaeclipse: Why are my employees so invested in my love life?
whosthatgirl: Bc we want to see you happy!
whosthatgirl: Also there may or may not be a bet going on.
lenaeclipse: What?! What kind of bet? Who's in on it?
whosthatgirl: A bet on when you and Kara will get together.
whosthatgirl: Well at first it was just all of L-Corp
whosthatgirl: but then CatCo got involved and the Daily Planet
whosthatgirl: and a few other hundred people joined this morning
lenaeclipse: What the hell?
lenaeclipse: How does that even work?
whosthatgirl: Well each company got together separately and decided on the date that they thought you two would get together
whosthatgirl: and then each employee from each company put up $100
whosthatgirl: so whichever company guessed the closest date wins
whosthatgirl: which means they get to pick which charity the money goes to.
lenaeclipse: Interesting
lenaeclipse: And what date did L-Corp choose?
whosthatgirl: Nope. Can't tell you that.
whosthatgirl: Anywho, like the cake says, Congratz on the date!
lenaeclipse: It wasn't a date.
whosthatgirl: Prove it.
lenaeclipse: ?
lenaeclipse: We didn't kiss?
whosthatgirl: did you hold hands?
lenaeclipse: ….yes?
whosthatgirl: close enough!
whosthatgirl: Congrats! I'll tell the team!
lenaeclipse: What?
lenaeclipse: Jess NO!
lenaeclipse: I hate you.
whosthatgirl: No ya don't.
lenaeclipse: No I don't
lenaeclipse: Btw, I'm putting the cake in conference room 24 if anyone wants some
whosthatgirl: We love you!
lenaeclipse: yeah yeah
Da Bet Fam
(10:51am)
whosthatgirl: Confirmed date from Miss Luthor.
whosthatgirl: No kiss but they held hands.
TedTalks: Progress.
JennyfromCatco: Dem hoes always holding hands
JennyfromCatco: Ready for them to suck face
gunscotch: I cnt believe yall have had this bet going for months & we're just now finding out about it
yourmagjesty: ^^^
Sassquez: I cnt believe J'onn made us stop everything at the DEO just to announce the bet
TheCatGrant: I can't believe I'm paying you people.
TheDailyLane: ^^^
FreddyisReady: We're all equals here!
TheCatGrant: Don't you have an article to be writing Fredward?
FreddyisReady: Nah
Bannedfromchilis: I can't believe that all of you know that Kara is Supergirl
Whosthatgirl: I'll help you with the paperwork, Pam.
SandraPanda: well kara does a shit job at hiding it
ChloBlow: truuuuuuuu
EatMyDustin: ur not wrong
BaileyPlanet: Nah I don't necessarily think she's bad at hiding it. I just think we've all been around both Kara Danvers and Supergirl enough to see the similarities.
LuckyPolly: Damn ur right
BaileyPlanet: Plus the glasses def don't help.
gunscotch: I keep telling her that!
yourmagjesty: Thts what I said!
whoyagonnakal: Hey! The glasses work great!
RoseCo: …
EatMyDustin: …
SandraPanda: …
BiPlanet: …
Sassquez: ….
Bannedfromchilis: …
alwayswinning: …
thethirdolsen: ….
gunscotch: ….
stayinyourlane: …
yourmagjesty: …
whosthatgirl: ….
TheCatGrant: …..
TheDailyLane: …..
whoyagonnakal: They're not that bad right?
whosthatgirl: …
whosthatgirl: Miss Luthor put cake in Conference room 24 if anyone wants some!
The Three Amighoes
(3:17pm)
gunscotch: guys im bored
yourmagjesty: same
stayinyourlane: wanna try to get winn and james together ?
gunscotch: oh yeahhhh
gunscotch: but we still dnt know if winn likes james or not
yourmagjesty: ill find out give me a few minutes
yourmagjesty made the group lets chat
yourmagjesty added alwayswinning to the group
(3:21pm)
yourmagjesty: so u like james or wat?
alwayswinning: wha
alwayswinning: what?!
yourmagjesty: Do. You. Like. James. Or. What?
alwayswinning: where
alwayswinning: where is this coming from?
alwayswinning: of course I like james
alwayswinning: he's my best friend!
yourmagjesty: oh sweaty
yourmagjesty: I mean do you LIKE JAMES
alwayswinning: psh what no we're friends
alwayswinning: just good pals
yourmagjesty: …
yourmagjesty: u expect me to believe tht?
alwayswinning: yes
yourmagjesty: …..
alwayswinning: …no ?
yourmagjesty: ….
alwayswinning: FINE I LIKE HIM OKAY? GOD!
yourmagjesty: ah there we go
alwayswinning: u are such a butt
yourmagjesty: thank you I graduated top of my class from Butt University
yourmagjesty: majored in assology
alwayswinning: ur not funny
yourmagjesty: yes I am I minored in comedy
alwayswinning: ugh
alwayswinning: how'd u knw anyway
yourmagjesty: r u kidding me ?
yourmagjesty: ive seen the way u look at ya boy
yourmagjesty: u want some of tht chocolate thunder
alwayswinning: pls stop
yourmagjesty: so wen r u gonna ask him out?
alwayswinning: what?
alwayswinning: nvr
alwayswinning: he doesnt like me like tht
yourmagjesty: uh huh
yourmagjesty: we'll see
alwayswinning: wait wat
alwayswinning: SEE WHAT?!
alwayswinning: MAGGIE DON'T TELL ANYONE
yourmagjesty has left the group
alwayswinning: I hate her
The Three Amighoes
(3:26pm)
yourmagjesty: im back & ive got the info
yourmagjesty: [ ]
gunscotch: noice
stayinyourlane: assology
gunscotch: proud
yourmagjesty: ikr
stayinyourlane: so how r we gonna do this?
gunscotch: I got it
gunscotch created the group Date Already
gunscotch added yourmagjesty, stayinyourlane, thethirdolsen, and alwayswinning
to the group.
(3:28pm)
gunscotch: hey guess wat
yourmagjesty: yall like each other
stayinyourlane: so get ur head outta ur assses
gunscotch: and date already
yourmagjesty: ur welcome
stayinyourlane: remember to invite us to the wedding
yourmagjesty: we out
gunscotch has left the group
yourmagjesty has left the group
stayinyourlane has left the group
thethirdolsen: im gonna kill them
alwayswinning: can I help?
thethirdolsen: yes please
alwayswinning: okay but youll have to carry the bodies
alwayswinning: and ill just drive the van
thethirdolsen: wat? Y
alwayswinning: bc ur stronger than me
alwayswinning: but im the better driver
thethirdolsen: truuu
alwayswinning: sooo
alwayswinning: is it tru?
thethirdolsen: yeah
thethirdolsen: im stronger than u lol
alwayswinning: u think ur so funny
thethirdolsen: I am?
thethirdolsen: but yes its true
thethirdolsen: I really like you
thethirdolsen: a lot
alwayswinning: wow
thethirdolsen: wow?
thethirdolsen: I tell u I like u and all u can say is "wow"
alwayswinning: im sorry! Im in shock!
thethirdolsen: why?
alwayswinning: bc I didn't think u would like me back!
alwayswinning: I mean ur u and im me
thethirdolsen: of course I like u ya knucklehead
thethirdolsen: ur smart and kind and dorky but also adorable so its really cute
thethirdolsen: and ur really cute and u ramble when u get excited about something which is the cutest
thethirdolsen: I mean I try my hardest to make u smile just so I can see ur dimples like come on
thethirdolsen: but overall ur just a really sweet, caring, passionate person
thethirdolsen: so how could I not like you?
alwayswinning: wow
alwayswinning: WHY DIDN'T U EVER SAY ANYTHING?!
thethirdolsen: r u kidding me?!
thethirdolsen: I didnt think u were interested!
alwayswinning: of course im interested! Ur an interesting person!
alwayswinning: ur noble and loyal and super respectful
alwayswinning: ur funny and ur always making sure people get a fair chance
alwayswinning: u have this charisma tht just….takes over the room wen u walk in
alwayswinning: and then ur smile is just like man
alwayswinning: I mean damn james I could listen to u talk abt photography all day
alwayswinning: even tho I have no interest in it whatsoever
alwayswinning: just to see tht smile tho
alwayswinning: I'd have to be an idiot to not be interested
thethirdolsen: damn
thethirdolsen: in light of this info I have a question
alwayswinning: shoot
thethirdolsen: Would you like to go on a date with me tonight?
alwayswinning: wow u used correct grammar and everything
thethirdolsen: I was tryna convey my seriousness!
alwayswinning: Well, I would love to accompany you this evening.
thethirdolsen: pick u up 7 ?
alwayswinning: cant wait!
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