Chapter 7: Who All Knows?

Getkaraandlenatogether2k17

(Tuesday 8:14pm)

stayinyourlane: wow

alwayswinning: I mean…

thethirdolsen: idk wat to say

TheCatGrant: This is remarkable.

spacedad: I'm glad progress is being made. Although it is rather disturbing.

alwayswinning: yeah alex ur sister is filthy

stayinyourlane: its actually kind of a turn on?

TheCatGrant: ^^^ I didn't know she had it in her

yourmagjesty: she's about to have lena in her

thethirdolsen: amazing

gunscotch: speaking of lena….

gunscotch: what a gay mess

TheCatGrant: She's the gayest mess I know

alwayswinning: woah woah woah woah woah

alwayswinning: I have a question

alwayswinning: we're always saying how they should get into each other

alwayswinning: but how exactly would that work?

thethirdolsen: ? I never thought of that

stayinyourlane: u guys dnt know how lesbian sex works?

stayinyourlane: it's magical, let me explain

alwayswinning: ew no

thethirdolsen: he's asking how does one have sex with someone thts literally made of steel?

yourmagjesty: damn….good question

gunscotch: gross

stayinyourlane: dang tht is a good question

stayinyourlane: lena could break her fingers right?

gunscotch: Gross

spacedad: I must agree with Alex.

TheCatGrant: That also means Lena could never leave any marks on Kara.

TheCatGrant: She can scratch and bite as much as she wants.

gunscotch: GROSS

thethirdolsen: damn another good point

stayinyourlane: imagine how much kara has to control her strength during sex

TheCatGrant: How does she control it when she orgasms?

yourmagjesty: SO MANY GOOD POINTS

yourmagjesty: I still wanna know about the fingers thing

stayinyourlane: dad give us answers

spacedad: I absolutely do not know the answers and I do not want to have any knowledge of such.

gunscotch: G-R-O-S-S

thethirdolsen: I know someone who could answer all of these questions

thethirdolsen added whoyagonnaKal and TheDailyLane to

the group getkaraandlenatogether2k17

alwayswinning: oh hell yeah

whoyagonnakal: What is this?

TheDailyLane: Read the group name, babe.

whoyagonnakal: Ah okay

alwayswinning: Love the name Kal

thethirdolsen: what a kiss up

whoyagonnakal: Don't be a hater all ya life, Jimmy.

whoyagonnakal: And thanks Winn!

thethirdolsen: whatevs

thethirdolsen: HEY LOIS!

TheDailyLane: Hello, Jimothy.

gunscotch: asdffsldkj;;dkjkln

yourmagjesty: Jimothy lmao

yourmagjesty: amazing

thethirdolsen: Y do you call me that?!

TheDailyLane: Because you broke my china cabinet!

thethirdolsen: That was 6 months ago!

thethirdolsen: I SAID I WAS SORRY!

stayinyourlane: dont sweat it james

stayinyourlane: she has a way of holding stuff over ur head

TheDailyLane: Lucy.

stayinyourlane: Lois.

gunscotch: that was surprisingly civil

alwayswinning: tru

alwayswinning: I like ur username by the way Lois

TheDailyLane: Thank you, Winn.

stayinyourlane: hmph. The daily lane?

stayinyourlane: more like the daily LAME

TheDailyLane: More like you stay being lame

gunscotch: jesus ur both lame

TheDailyLane: False

stayinyourlane: fake news

TheCatGrant: Lucy, darling, I think you've been spending a little too much time with Kara.

TheDailyLane: I wasn't aware you were in this chat, Catherine.

TheCatGrant: I wasn't aware my presence was that important to you, Louise.

gunscotch: LOUISE

gunscotch: asdfkjasdflkl im wheezing

yourmagjesty: lmao shook

stayinyourlane: I AM SCREAMING

TheDailyLane: THAT IS NOT MY NAME!

thethirdolsen: hurts doesnt it?

alwayswinning: amazing

whoyagonnakal: wait, darling?

TheDailyLane: yes?

gunscotch: yes dear?

alwayswinning: yes sweetheart?

yourmagjesty: yes cupcake?

thethirdolsen: yes honey?

stayinyourlane: yes babe?

whoyagonnakal: ridiculous

whoyagonnakal: but no

whoyagonnakal: Cat called Lucy 'darling'

stayinyourlane: Suddenly I cnt read

TheCatGrant: I don't know her

thethirdolsen: dey been fuckin!

gunscotch: a lot

yourmagjesty: foursomes and all

alwayswinning: a lotta kinky shit

gunscotch: the whole enchilada

whoyagonnakal: wow

yourmagjesty: theyre prolly in bed now

thethirdolsen: all cuddled up and shit

gunscotch: they probably cry every time they orgasm

TheDailyLane: I can't believe what I'm reading

gunscotch: yup its all true

gunscotch: they dont have any self-control

TheCatGrant: Says the one who cried after the sex behind the vending machine at the DEO.

spacedad: You did what?!

thethirdolsen: exposed

gunscotch: who told you that?!

gunscotch: also dad dont worry

gunscotch: you know we dont cry

yourmagjesty: I dnt think thts the part he was talking about babe

gunscotch: oh

spacedad: We'll discuss this later, Alex.

gunscotch: yes sir

spacedad: You too, Maggie.

yourmagjesty: yes sir

gunscotch: cnt believe you got us in trouble

TheCatGrant: Can't believe you two did it behind a vending machine.

TheDailyLane: Of all places.

gunscotch: Hey that vending machine is top quality! It gives out king size candy bars AND drinks!

thethirdolsen: shes right

stayinyourlane: yeah babe tht vending machine is legit

whoyagonnakal: Was it the one in hallway 34b? The one in the corner?

yourmagjesty: the very one!

whoyagonnakal: Damn. Yeah that's a good one.

stayinyourlane: we should try it out sometime kitty

spacedad: You will not.

stayinyourlane: yes sir.

alwayswinning: speaking of sex tho

alwayswinning: we had a question

stayinyourlane: oh yeah

yourmagjesty: Lois and Kal

yourmagjesty: how do u guys hve sex?

TheDailyLane: Excuse me?!

whoyagonnakal: uh

thethirdolsen: strictly professional question

yourmagjesty: well actually wat we wanna is

yourmagjesty: if kara and lena have sex would lena break her fingers?

alwayswinning: the ppl wanna knw

whoyagonnakal: First of all, gross, that's my cousin.

whoyagonnakal: but good question

TheDailyLane: Why don't you just ask Kara?

stayinyourlane: oh…

thethirdolsen: right I forgot tht was an option

TheCatGrant: I'll handle this.

Superfrans

(9:02pm)

TheCatGrant added TheDailyLane and whoyagonnakal

to the group Superfrans

donutqueen: Lois!

donutqueen: Kal-el!

donutqueen: I mean, Clark!

donutqueen: crap

lenaeclipse: Don't worry Kara, I already knew that Clark was Superman.

whoyagonnakal: What? How?!

lenaeclipse: Oh please. I'm a genius.

lenaeclipse: Also I saw you change in a back alley once.

gunscotch: adfjkjlaksdfs

yourmagjesty: classic

TheDailyLane: Smooth one babe.

whoyagonnakal: Well thanks for keeping my secret Lena

lenaeclipse: Don't mention it.

gunscotch: so does tht mean you know who SG really is?

lenaeclipse: You know what? I've never even thought about her having a secret identity.

yourmagjesty: prolly too busy thinkin about having supersex

lenaeclipse: Not true

stayinyourlane: I mean I dnt blame u

donutqueen: Lucy, when will your chill return from war?

thethirdolsen: hopefully never bc her lack of chill makes the show better

TheCatGrant: Anyway…

TheCatGrant: We had a question.

TheCatGrant: If someone were to finger Supergirl, would they break their fingers?

donutqueen: um.

lenaeclipse: Hell, it'd be worth it.

stayinyourlane: lena is so thirsty for SG its crazy

lenaeclipse: I'm not thirsty for her.

lenaeclipse: I'm simply saying that I'd volunteer to test it. I'm a scientist first.

TheDailyLane: Right. For science.

yourmagjesty: so wats the answer

donutqueen: I mean…theoretically…it could happen? I guess? It never has though

yourmagjesty: and how do u knw this?

lenaeclipse: Yeah how do you even know that?

donutqueen: I hate you Maggie.

donutqueen: SG and I are friends and we've talked about things like that before.

donutqueen: ANYWAY!

donutqueen: Lee and I are about to see a movie so leave us alone.

thethirdolsen: Rude…

yourmagjesty: Rude…

alwayswinning: why you gotta be so ruuudddeee?

gunscotch: dnt u know im human toooooo?

donutqueen: I hate you guys.


Laverne and Shirley

(Wednesday 10:36am)

lenaeclipse: Jess, where did this cake come from?

whosthatgirl: lol Maggie dropped it off while you were in the meeting

lenaeclipse: I loathe her.

whosthatgirl: well we both know that's not true

whosthatgirl: I'm hurt that you didn't tell us you had a date

lenaeclipse: Why are my employees so invested in my love life?

whosthatgirl: Bc we want to see you happy!

whosthatgirl: Also there may or may not be a bet going on.

lenaeclipse: What?! What kind of bet? Who's in on it?

whosthatgirl: A bet on when you and Kara will get together.

whosthatgirl: Well at first it was just all of L-Corp

whosthatgirl: but then CatCo got involved and the Daily Planet

whosthatgirl: and a few other hundred people joined this morning

lenaeclipse: What the hell?

lenaeclipse: How does that even work?

whosthatgirl: Well each company got together separately and decided on the date that they thought you two would get together

whosthatgirl: and then each employee from each company put up $100

whosthatgirl: so whichever company guessed the closest date wins

whosthatgirl: which means they get to pick which charity the money goes to.

lenaeclipse: Interesting

lenaeclipse: And what date did L-Corp choose?

whosthatgirl: Nope. Can't tell you that.

whosthatgirl: Anywho, like the cake says, Congratz on the date!

lenaeclipse: It wasn't a date.

whosthatgirl: Prove it.

lenaeclipse: ?

lenaeclipse: We didn't kiss?

whosthatgirl: did you hold hands?

lenaeclipse: ….yes?

whosthatgirl: close enough!

whosthatgirl: Congrats! I'll tell the team!

lenaeclipse: What?

lenaeclipse: Jess NO!

lenaeclipse: I hate you.

whosthatgirl: No ya don't.

lenaeclipse: No I don't

lenaeclipse: Btw, I'm putting the cake in conference room 24 if anyone wants some

whosthatgirl: We love you!

lenaeclipse: yeah yeah

Da Bet Fam

(10:51am)

whosthatgirl: Confirmed date from Miss Luthor.

whosthatgirl: No kiss but they held hands.

TedTalks: Progress.

JennyfromCatco: Dem hoes always holding hands

JennyfromCatco: Ready for them to suck face

gunscotch: I cnt believe yall have had this bet going for months & we're just now finding out about it

yourmagjesty: ^^^

Sassquez: I cnt believe J'onn made us stop everything at the DEO just to announce the bet

TheCatGrant: I can't believe I'm paying you people.

TheDailyLane: ^^^

FreddyisReady: We're all equals here!

TheCatGrant: Don't you have an article to be writing Fredward?

FreddyisReady: Nah

Bannedfromchilis: I can't believe that all of you know that Kara is Supergirl

Whosthatgirl: I'll help you with the paperwork, Pam.

SandraPanda: well kara does a shit job at hiding it

ChloBlow: truuuuuuuu

EatMyDustin: ur not wrong

BaileyPlanet: Nah I don't necessarily think she's bad at hiding it. I just think we've all been around both Kara Danvers and Supergirl enough to see the similarities.

LuckyPolly: Damn ur right

BaileyPlanet: Plus the glasses def don't help.

gunscotch: I keep telling her that!

yourmagjesty: Thts what I said!

whoyagonnakal: Hey! The glasses work great!

RoseCo:

EatMyDustin:

SandraPanda:

BiPlanet:

Sassquez: ….

Bannedfromchilis:

alwayswinning:

thethirdolsen: ….

gunscotch: ….

stayinyourlane:

yourmagjesty:

whosthatgirl: ….

TheCatGrant: …..

TheDailyLane: …..

whoyagonnakal: They're not that bad right?

whosthatgirl:

whosthatgirl: Miss Luthor put cake in Conference room 24 if anyone wants some!


The Three Amighoes

(3:17pm)

gunscotch: guys im bored

yourmagjesty: same

stayinyourlane: wanna try to get winn and james together ?

gunscotch: oh yeahhhh

gunscotch: but we still dnt know if winn likes james or not

yourmagjesty: ill find out give me a few minutes

yourmagjesty made the group lets chat

yourmagjesty added alwayswinning to the group

(3:21pm)

yourmagjesty: so u like james or wat?

alwayswinning: wha

alwayswinning: what?!

yourmagjesty: Do. You. Like. James. Or. What?

alwayswinning: where

alwayswinning: where is this coming from?

alwayswinning: of course I like james

alwayswinning: he's my best friend!

yourmagjesty: oh sweaty

yourmagjesty: I mean do you LIKE JAMES

alwayswinning: psh what no we're friends

alwayswinning: just good pals

yourmagjesty:

yourmagjesty: u expect me to believe tht?

alwayswinning: yes

yourmagjesty: …..

alwayswinning: …no ?

yourmagjesty: ….

alwayswinning: FINE I LIKE HIM OKAY? GOD!

yourmagjesty: ah there we go

alwayswinning: u are such a butt

yourmagjesty: thank you I graduated top of my class from Butt University

yourmagjesty: majored in assology

alwayswinning: ur not funny

yourmagjesty: yes I am I minored in comedy

alwayswinning: ugh

alwayswinning: how'd u knw anyway

yourmagjesty: r u kidding me ?

yourmagjesty: ive seen the way u look at ya boy

yourmagjesty: u want some of tht chocolate thunder

alwayswinning: pls stop

yourmagjesty: so wen r u gonna ask him out?

alwayswinning: what?

alwayswinning: nvr

alwayswinning: he doesnt like me like tht

yourmagjesty: uh huh

yourmagjesty: we'll see

alwayswinning: wait wat

alwayswinning: SEE WHAT?!

alwayswinning: MAGGIE DON'T TELL ANYONE

yourmagjesty has left the group

alwayswinning: I hate her

The Three Amighoes

(3:26pm)

yourmagjesty: im back & ive got the info

yourmagjesty: [ ]

gunscotch: noice

stayinyourlane: assology

gunscotch: proud

yourmagjesty: ikr

stayinyourlane: so how r we gonna do this?

gunscotch: I got it

gunscotch created the group Date Already

gunscotch added yourmagjesty, stayinyourlane, thethirdolsen, and alwayswinning

to the group.

(3:28pm)

gunscotch: hey guess wat

yourmagjesty: yall like each other

stayinyourlane: so get ur head outta ur assses

gunscotch: and date already

yourmagjesty: ur welcome

stayinyourlane: remember to invite us to the wedding

yourmagjesty: we out

gunscotch has left the group

yourmagjesty has left the group

stayinyourlane has left the group

thethirdolsen: im gonna kill them

alwayswinning: can I help?

thethirdolsen: yes please

alwayswinning: okay but youll have to carry the bodies

alwayswinning: and ill just drive the van

thethirdolsen: wat? Y

alwayswinning: bc ur stronger than me

alwayswinning: but im the better driver

thethirdolsen: truuu

alwayswinning: sooo

alwayswinning: is it tru?

thethirdolsen: yeah

thethirdolsen: im stronger than u lol

alwayswinning: u think ur so funny

thethirdolsen: I am?

thethirdolsen: but yes its true

thethirdolsen: I really like you

thethirdolsen: a lot

alwayswinning: wow

thethirdolsen: wow?

thethirdolsen: I tell u I like u and all u can say is "wow"

alwayswinning: im sorry! Im in shock!

thethirdolsen: why?

alwayswinning: bc I didn't think u would like me back!

alwayswinning: I mean ur u and im me

thethirdolsen: of course I like u ya knucklehead

thethirdolsen: ur smart and kind and dorky but also adorable so its really cute

thethirdolsen: and ur really cute and u ramble when u get excited about something which is the cutest

thethirdolsen: I mean I try my hardest to make u smile just so I can see ur dimples like come on

thethirdolsen: but overall ur just a really sweet, caring, passionate person

thethirdolsen: so how could I not like you?

alwayswinning: wow

alwayswinning: WHY DIDN'T U EVER SAY ANYTHING?!

thethirdolsen: r u kidding me?!

thethirdolsen: I didnt think u were interested!

alwayswinning: of course im interested! Ur an interesting person!

alwayswinning: ur noble and loyal and super respectful

alwayswinning: ur funny and ur always making sure people get a fair chance

alwayswinning: u have this charisma tht just….takes over the room wen u walk in

alwayswinning: and then ur smile is just like man

alwayswinning: I mean damn james I could listen to u talk abt photography all day

alwayswinning: even tho I have no interest in it whatsoever

alwayswinning: just to see tht smile tho

alwayswinning: I'd have to be an idiot to not be interested

thethirdolsen: damn

thethirdolsen: in light of this info I have a question

alwayswinning: shoot

thethirdolsen: Would you like to go on a date with me tonight?

alwayswinning: wow u used correct grammar and everything

thethirdolsen: I was tryna convey my seriousness!

alwayswinning: Well, I would love to accompany you this evening.

thethirdolsen: pick u up 7 ?

alwayswinning: cant wait!


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