Mission: Emorid

Chapter 7- Gold Saucer Confusions Continues

So the whole gang, minus Cloud, Tifa, Nanaki, Barrett, and Reeve, which if you can't do math, equals Vincent, Yuffie, Cid, Shera, and the newly added member of the group, Plush, entered the chapel and found the weirdest sight and knowing them, have seen many weird things. The staring continued before Yuffie oh so nicely broke the silence, "IS HE KILLING HER!?!" Yep, the ice was nicely cut, like cutting a piece of steak with a chainsaw. If Vincent had been less of the stoic emo man he is he would have dropped her at the volume of her voice, but for the fact of who he is, he didn't. Cid just merely cursed enough to scar a newborn for life and Shera reprimanded him again, for who knows was the googianth time. The "he" and "she" so mention previously turned to glare at them, and "he" asked, "What do you guys want?"

Yuffie, the people person in the group, instantly responded, "We're looking for our friends who are suppose to be getting married. Have you seen a chocobo haired guy and girl with humongous boobs?" Everyone else just sweatdropped to her statement, no one could be as blunt as Yuffie and not be dead yet. "She" instantly knew what Yuffie was talking about, "I know who you're talking about. They're getting married in 20 minutes. If you guys wait, you can watch the ceremony, they're getting ready in the back."

Everyone, everyone in Avalanche that is was shocked at this, Cloud actually being early for once, instead of late. Yuffie, the impatient one, tugged on Vincent and said, "Let me down, I want to go see Tifa," as he put her down, she called to Shera, "Hey Shera, want to come along?" Shera nodded and walked slowly enough that Yuffie could catch up. The other 3 looked at each other and Cid finally said what was all one their minds, "Yuffie's gonna to screw it up somehow, isn't she?" Vincent and Plush nodded at the same time, agreeing on the same thing for the first time.

Yuffie and Shera walked down some hallway, presumed by both to be the hallway to where Tifa was, and heard some noise in a room, so they knocked on the door and entered, and found something really interesting, "Um…Wow." All Shera and Yuffie could do was stare. "Cloud…I didn't know you were a girl." There Cloud was in his full…er…glory, in a white dress.

"I'm not a girl," Cloud said frowning at them, "and what are you two doing here?"

Before Yuffie could answer that would get them killed, Shera covered Yuffie's mouth and answered, "We're hear because we heard you and Tifa were getting married. Is this correct?" Cloud stared at them with that blank look of his, "How did you find out?" Shera pointed to Yuffie, "Does this explain anything? So this means its true, right?" Cloud sighed and tugged at the dress, which Yuffie was still gaping at, and walked, more like slid, over to them, "Yes, Tifa wanted something informal, so she wouldn't have to go through the hassle of having to close up the bar."

Yuffie at this point had managed to get free, "But still doesn't explain how you're looking like a drag queen." Yuffie peered at him closely, "Actually you would make a decent girl…on steroids." Cloud got a dark cloud over his head at this point, ignore the pun would you. Yuffie whispered to Shera, "What's up with cloud? He looks all gloomy all of a sudden." Shera whispered back, "I don't think any guy wants to hear that he'd make a decent girl." Yuffie blinked in surprise, "I didn't know that. I tell that to Vinnie all the time and he doesn't seem to mind."

"Well, I think Vincent tunes you out most of the time," Shera muttered, luckily Yuffie was to preoccupied by the shininess of Cloud's dress to care. After that nice chat, more like gapping of Yuffie and chatting of Shera, Yuffie and Shera went back to Cid and Vincent.

"You won't totally believe it! Cloud's a chick!" Silence was met at that. "I'm totally going to talk to the minister now. Bye!" As they watched her hobble away again, Cid turned to Shera, "Is what she said true?" Shera nervously laughed, "Umm…partly."