A/N: Oooo I bet your eager to find out, ne?

Kankuro cracked laughing "Ooo shame!!" he pointed at Shino and Sakura. "I can't believe that Sakura has to let you hold a blanket around her while she gets naked…THEN YOU GET TO MAKE OUT WITH HER!!!…You lucky, lucky bastard."

Shino slumped his shoulders and Sakura repeatedly smacked her head on Temari's desk.

Ino laughed behind her gag. Sakura evilly glared at her blonde haired acquaintance. "Let's do this."

"What?" Shino asked, clearing out his ear with a pinkie.

"Let's do this"

"Man I must be getting really deft" he worked the pinkie harder into his ear.

Sakura groaned and snatched a blanket from Temari's bed. She wrapped it around herself and waited for Shino to come back to his senses.

"Hold it"

"…Okay" He held the blanket as tight as he could as she pulled her top off and slid her shorts off.

"Get in" she shrugged.

"…W-what!?" his eyes have never gotten this big before. "Are you insane!?"

"It's part of the dare, and plus it's not like we have to get into a relationship more than friends afterward, it's just a stupid dare"

"That's…true but…fine" he sighed.

She opened the blankets enough for him to get in. Ino had never laughed this hard in her life. "I hope you choke on your spit, Ino-pig" Sakura glared at her, she just laughed and gave the thumbs up in return.

Sakura leaned in. "You ready?" she asked Shino.

"Not that it matters"

"Sorry" she whispered.

"Not you fault"

Everyone backed away from Gaara who was letting off an angry, killing aura. Never had he seen so much green.

Sakura's plush, soft lips touched his. He held the blanket around her waist, so her could hold her properly. Her barren 'chest' pushed into his and he bit back a moan as his pants got tighter and tighter. Then they went into a full frontal make out session.

All the guys were getting off on the scene and all the girls thought it was some kind of romance movie. For them it was the Titanic all over again.

Sakura gasped as his hand rose up her side to meet her hardening breast.

Before Gaara and Shukaku could get up to kill the wanker who was touching his woman. There was the sound, A guy wearing a suit and a top hat entered the room. On his hat there were some words.

PDAO

That's right yo' I just invented the 'Public Displays Of Affection Officer'.

"PDA!" he screamed and pointed at Shino and Sakura. Shino broke away from Sakura.

"What the fuck man!" Shino screamed. "Who the hell are you?"

"I'm the Public displays of affection officer, and if you don't stop what you doing, you will automatically get a fine of two-thousand dollars." He said matter of factly.

"Oooo tough break man" Kankuro said, "Yeah" Kiba agreed.

Sakura wrapped the blanket around her self and glared at Ino who was rolling around on the floor laughing. Shino sat back down dejectedly and the PDA officer left.

Shino sadly got up and spun the bottle as Sakura left the room to get dressed back into her clothes.

A/N: oooo Shino got P00ned!!! Big time!!!