Hey guys, sorry for the long wait. My family and I just moved into our new house and we've been busy with getting settled in, rest assured, I'm still doing my best to bring the best of this story to you! This chapter might be a little short but it finally details Masahiro Sakurai's arrival to the Smash Mansion! And now for some reviews-

BlueJack22: Piranha Plant is in here, he's just doing Piranha Plant things... Whatever that may be.

Guest: I know I'm missing a few but Shrek will not be in this story, the rest will come later though.

AngelZeroEXE: Yep, well almost okay. Other than that, everything seems to be going well for the newcomers. Of course I haven't decided who will be bunking with who, though I may have some ideas. Thank you so much for the positive feedback, it means so much!

TheLarry101: Goku has been a highly requested character, and no I don't plan on adding any other Anime characters. Unfortunately, Shrek will not be making an appearance since I have no plans on what to do with him. As for Skull Kid, Sans, and Crazy Hand, I'm pretty sure they'll become good friends real quick sometime in the future.

BlueJack22: The Huntress is from the game, Dead By Daylight.

Linkflare1708: Believe me, Waluigi is stoked to be in the tournament and will roast anyone who says otherwise.

7Lights13darknesses: Believe me, that will be in the next chapter and it will be good. MWAHAHAHAHA!

Walter Hitchcock: I have some plans for Dante, though I don't know who Yuri Lowell is though.

Guest: Thank you for that explanation, I might play it sometime. Thanks so much for the positive feedback!

And now... On with the show!


The car traversed quickly through the highway, its driver looked in the mirror to see his passenger was looking out the window, it was strange how late at night this man called for a taxi and asked to be taken to Smashville. Yet he didn't question it, he would normally receive some of the oddest fellows at night. This guy was a little different, he was dressed in formal clothing and holding a package with him.

"Going to a wedding?" The driver asked.

"Friend's house" the passenger replied, breaking out of his trance "to catch up on old times".

"Must be a pretty fancy guy if you're dressing up to see them" the driver chuckled.

"He works in business" the passenger said "we haven't seen each other in years, though we have conversed on the phone occasionally".

"I'm guessing the fancy getup is for a party then?"

"Of sorts".

"It must be interesting to come out to Smashville just to meet an old friend".

"He's a very special friend, we've been through a lot together".

"What did you two use to do together?" the passenger smiled and looked at the driver, a look of aged joy in his eyes, it was as though he was expecting the question.

"We were partners at Nintendo, we worked on the same projects together" the passenger answered "we drifted apart after a few years, but we keep in touch from time to time".

"When was the last time you guys spoke?"

"An hour ago, I told him I was arriving at his place of business".

"Guess that's why I'm driving to Smashville" the driver chuckled to himself, the passenger managed a smirk and returned to looking out the window, the night sky shining with the millions of stars that lit up the darkness. He felt it to be calming, almost dreamlike as a means to escape the madness he was to encounter. He had been to the mansion more than enough times to know what to expect from its residents, especially under the care of Master Hand.

"How much further?" The passenger asked, sounding a bit anxious.

"Not far, we're just about to head onto the main road" the driver answered as the car made a quick turn and entered the path towards their destination, the passenger nodded and watched as the headlights illuminated the night.

"Perhaps things won't get out of hand before I arrive" the passenger thought to himself, finding hopeful relief in his thought.


The dining room never felt more peaceful after the chicken fiasco, though Ganondorf and Kirby were still kept apart by different sides to prevent anything from spiraling out of control. That and a watchful eye courtesy of Master Hand was enough to keep the two from trying to destroy the dining room made it clear that no one should be fooling around, though it was obvious that no one was listening to the one rule Master Hand had made clear, never mess around the table.

Kirby was inhaling food by the mouth full, often pausing to take a sip of his water and wipe his mouth off before going back to eating. This was unfortunate for Samus and Ness, both of whom were sitting side by side with him, and were met with food being flung on their faces. The star warrior paid no mind to this and continued to eat his meal, finding delicious joy in the satisfactory dishes.

"Poyo!" Kirby muffled through his mouth full of food to Samus, a small smile on his face.

"Kirby, don't talk with your mouth full" Samus told the pink puffball as she wiped away a piece of food from his cheek, feeling disgusted at Kirby's rude actions, though it appeared he was unaware of this.

"Poyo!" Kirby said between another mouth full of food, it was hard to be angry at a creature as adorable at Kirby, especially with his manners. Samus was abnormally weak to creatures such as Kirby, perhaps it was because of his nature or appearance, either way, Samus wasn't very mad at him for long.

The person in front of her on the other hand, was an exception.

Donkey Kong had a plate of banana's in front of him and peeled one at a time before tossing the skin behind him and biting into the fruit with joy, sending bits of it flying at Samus, landing on her face and hair. Though Donkey Kong didn't seem to notice, grabbing another banana and eating it.

"Donkey Kong..." Samus growled, already turning red with rage, the gorilla ignored her and continued on with his meal, unaware that Samus was already charging up her blaster.

"Samus, don't blast away the monkey" Ike said, sitting a few chairs down, observing the scene from a safe distance. Samus ignored him and aimed right for Donkey Kong, right at his face, and readied to fire until the ape looked up and quickly ducked under the table while Samus fired at him and the blast instead hit Lucas, coming from the kitchen with a glass of water in his hands.

"Help!" He pleaded as the blast knocked him backwards and right into the wall, the lower half of his body sticking out in the front while the upper half tried to break free. Samus slowly slid downwards from her seat to try and hid herself from the young PK user, seemingly embarrassed at her action towards the young child. She snuck a peek across the table to see if the other smashers were enjoying their dinner, but she didn't need a long glance to witness the events currently unfolding across the table.

Bowser Jr. and Boy Villager were in the middle of a private food fight, flinging pieces of food at each other when the others had their backs turned, what was an innocent toss of mashed potatoes quickly turned into a full blown war. Both boys threw whatever ammunition they had at each other, though they had to stop every few mintues due to the two adults, Snake and Bowser, sitting a few seats down from them as they looked in their direction to see what they were doing before going back to their food. Bowser Jr darted his eyes back and forth to see if anyone was watching his actions before scooping up a small pile of peas and aimed it at Villager and fired, only for the Duck Hunt Dog and Duck to jump up from beneath the table and snatch the peas in their mouths before ducking back under the table.

"Huh?" The koopa prince said in confusion, he checked under the table to see where the two animals went before being met with peas shot at his face from the dog and duck, two of which got stuck in his nostrils and forced him to try and blow them out with the tablecloth. Unfortunately, sitting next to him was Zelda, whose plate was dragged along with the cloth. She watched as the koopaling wiped his nose while her dish fell to the ground and shattered. Bowser Jr finished a few seconds later and continued on eating his food, not even minding that he ruined Zelda's dinner.

"Okay, fine" she said to herself before getting up from her chair and walking to the kitchen to find something else to eat, passing by Shadow who was sitted between Son Goku and Captain Falcon, though it seemed as though he wasn't having such a pleasant time. Being stuck between the noisiest eater and most irritating person in the world wasn't a good experience, Shadow tried his best to ignore them but their actions made it difficult to do so, especially when Captain Falcon kept announcing his actions while performing them.

"Falcon cut!" Captain Falcon shouted as he cut into his food and held a piece before taking a bite.

"Falcon chew!" Shadow's left eye began to twitch as Captain Falcon continued to shout his actions.

"Falcon sw-"

"Captain Falcon, do you mind?!" Shadow shouted at the bounty hunter, slamming his fists on the table and his eyes widened in rage, Captain Falcon looked at him in shock while Goku continued eating, not even paying mind to the scene unfolding. Shadow restrained himself from taking his plate and smashing it against Captain Falcon's head, though he did shoot a dirty glare at the bounty hunter before returning to his meal, only to be interrupted again when Goku reached out for the bread and unknowingly knocked over Shadow's head which landed in his food.

"This stuff tastes pretty good!" Goku said aloud while taking a bite of chicken, not even noticing that Shadow was now looking at him with a food covered face with his eyes burning through the mashed potatoes, he was also oblivious to see Shadow was lifting the plate above his head.

Mario took a bite of his food and chewed it quietly, not trying to bring too much attention to himself while Shadow slammed the plate against Goku's head, knocking him out. He watched as Shadow grabbed the Saiyan by the legs and tossed him into the wall before going to wash off his face, the Italian plumber couldn't help but shrug. He had seen something like this dozens of times with different people, though Captain Falcon was an annoying person most of the time, he was sure that other people did the same thing as Goku did when it came to eating, King Dedede was an example.

Speaking of which, the blue penguin was currently stuffing all kinds of food into his mouth rather greedily, using both of his hands to grab and toss anything into his mouth. The result was food flying around both his left and right sides, directly on Roy and Jigglypuff, both of whom were receiving large amounts of food all over their faces, King Dedede didn't seem to notice. Jigglypuff had thoughts of saying something to him but hesitated when she remembered that he didn't understand the Pokemon language.

Roy tried blocking the incoming food with his napkin but he couldn't help and feel like someone was looking at him, so he lowered the napkin to see across the table and saw that the Huntress was looking at him with an intense look of what he could possibly call rage. He didn't understand, what had he done to make her hate him? He barely even knew her, let alone even interacted with her before in his life.

"Jigglypuff!" The pink pokemon shouted as she shielded her face from the flying food, though it seemed like the pieces of food were getting bigger but it was hard to tell. King Dedede grabbed a handful of bread and stuffed it in his beak, making a sickening crunchy noise while chewing with his mouth open, if Jigglypuff could find another spot then she would, but the other spots were taken by the many other smashers.

"Guys, help!" Roy pleaded, catching the attention of Jigglypuff and King Dedede, the swordsman was currently being held by the collar by the Huntress, who was leaning over the table and lifting an Axe over Roy's help "she's crazy!"

"Meh" King Dedede said before going back to his meal and ignored Roy's pleas for help, Jigglypuff would've gotten up and saved him but she kept shielding herself from King Dedede's rude manners, she could only watch as Huntress lifted Roy over the table and carried him away to the other room.

"HELP!" Roy shouted as he was dragged away, trying to break free from his captor though it was useless, she kept a tight grip on him and continued to drag Roy over the table, the others just simply watched as the Huntress raised Roy in the air and grabbed an axe from her belt when she suddenly found that she couldn't move her hand, she looked down to see that some sort of purple aura had enveloped her arm and was keeping her from moving.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you" she could hear a deep voice in her head speaking directly towards her "Master Hand doesn't allow other smashers to try and kill each other, one of his policies, otherwise we get thrown out".

"I still won't forgive you for throwing me across town!" Dark Pit shouted from the far end of the table, speaking directly to Mewtwo.

"Don't care" Mewtwo replied, not paying attention to Dark Pit while keeping the Huntress from attacking Roy any further "put the swordsman down and don't try anything stupid, the last thing anyone wants is Roy to be all over the room".

"Wait, what does he mean by all over the room?" King Dedede asked Jigglypuff, his mouth still stuffed with food.

"Jigglypuff" Jigglypuff said with disgust, some of the food getting on her face.

"Put Roy down" Mewtwo said once again, raising his other hand to control the other arm of the Huntress, releasing her grip over Roy which sent him falling to the ground and he scrambled back to his seat while Mewtwo floated towards the Huntress "don't think of anything stupid, there's already enough idiots in this place that cause too much damage already".

"Ha! He's talking about you guys!" Bowser laughed while he pointed at Little Mac and Simon Belmont.

"I'm talking about you too moron" Mewtwo retorted at the Koopa King, Bowser's eyes widened in surprise and turned towards the legendary Pokemon with narrowed eyes.

"Hey! I resent that notion!" Bowser hissed.

"Allegations aside, try not to kill anyone while you're here" Mewtwo said to the Huntress before floating back to his seat, the Huntress took a glance at Roy while he held up his sword to combat her the next time she attacked him, she took it as a personal challenge and sat back down. Lucas, recovering from his injury, took a seat next to her and grabbed a plate.

"Can I have some chicken?" He asked.

"Coming up!" Shouted a voice from the other end of the table, the other smashers felt a sudden whoosh of air while Lucas was suddenly met with a live chicken to the face which proceeded to peck at his face in a furious manner.

"Help me!" Lucas cried out as he tried to swat the chicken away from his face, it pecked and pecked away at his nose.

"Hang on Lucas!" Ness cried out with a bat in his hands, hoping to go after the chicken and rescue his friend "I'm coming!"

"No Ness, it can smell fear!" Lucas wailed, he was now cowering in the corner of the room with the Chicken still attacking him.

"This is getting good" Ganondorf said, grabbing a bag of popcorn from out of nowhere and began to eat some of it. Sitting next to him was Pichu, who was sharing his same amount of amusement, and grabbed a paw full of popcorn.

"Someone needs to stop this" Pokemon Trainer Red whispered to Donkey Kong before getting up from his chair... And turned around to walk the other direction, leaving Donkey Kong to witness the scene "and that someone is you!" Donkey Kong looked to see the young boy walking away before realizing what Red meant, the gorilla quickly jumped up from his chair and dashed off to avoid having a chicken attack him.

Lucas wasn't having much luck, having the chicken peck him all over the face and body was bad enough but now the sores were beginning to show. The young boy didn't even bother to try and shoo the animal away, he just merely wept and prayed that someone would come and save him.

"PK Fire!" Ness shouted as he threw an attack at the chicken.

Wrong move.

The chicken was struck from behind, sending a shock which got its attention. It turned its head back to him to stare him down, Ness could feel it staring into his soul with its beady eyes. The young boy knew of his mistake and slowly backed away, hoping to escape his incoming tormentor but it was futile. The chicken turned around and came straight for him, Ness squealed in terror as the bird came for him. Lucas took this opportunity to escape to his room and wait until the bird was gone, hopefully someone would get rid of it.

"Somebody help me!" Ness shouted as he tried to escape, shielding the top of his head from the chicken, though no one was volunteering to came to his aid. Everyone watched as the boy ran around the table, finally ducking under the table to hide himself from the danger, the chicken stopped where it was and looked around a bit. Seeing as how Ness evaded it by hiding under the table, it merely walked out of the dining room and into another part of the house. Ness poked his head out to see that the bird was gone and he returned to his seat, sharing a few dirty glances at his "helpful" friends.

"Come back Mr. Chicken!" Crazy Hand shouted, chasing after the chicken in a frenzied manner.

"Crazy, what is the meaning of this?" Master Hand's voice called out from the other side of the room, the recognizable sound of something attacking Master Hand came shortly after, the residents only shuddered at what the giant white hand was experiencing.


"Alright, here's your destination" the driver said as he pulled up to the mansion, the headlights illuminating the driveway "that'll be-"

"Here's a few hundred" the passenger said as he placed the money on the arm rest and unbuckled himself "keep the change", the driver took the wad of cash and held it with disbelief.

"Sir, this is too much" the driver replied.

"Please, consider it as a great thanks" the passenger flashed a smile at the driver and opened his door to leave, the driver glanced down at the money and then back at the passenger before speaking.

"Well thanks, Mister..." He trailed off, coming to the sudden realization that he didn't get the man's name.

"Sakurai" the door to the car slammed shut, making the driver flinch a bit. There was something in his tone that made it seem like he was hesitant to say anything else, though the driver couldn't exactly say what it was. Pulling out of the driveway, he couldn't help but feel that he had heard that name before.

Masahiro Sakurai approached the front door of the mansion, only checking periodically to see if there was anything messy or dusty on his suit, to which there was nothing and it remained clean. He raised his hand to knock on the door when something made him stop, the sounds of something crashing and someone screaming were loud enough to be heard all around Smashville.

"Crazy, calm your pet!" An all too familiar voice shouted from behind the door.

"Like a rocket out of here!" Sakurai couldn't even see what was coming until it was too late, the sound of an explosion boomed and he was met with the front door slamming into his face before blacking out.


"Is he going to be okay?"

"He'll be fine, just get a bag of ice when he wakes up".

"There's no time! We have to operate!"

"Crazy, no".

"Nurse, administer three hundred CC's to the patient while I operate!" The sound of a chainsaw turning on is what awoke Sakurai, whose eyes shot open to see Crazy Hand holding a chainsaw over his... Head? The hand began to laugh maniacally as he towered over Sakurai, who gave out a wild scream of terror and shot up from the table. "Oh good, he's awake!" Crazy hummed, lowering the chainsaw.

"Yeah, we can see that" Sakurai looked to see his right side to see Master Hand floating with an ice pack in his hands, Mario standing behind him with a worried expression on his face.

"Welcome to the mansion Masahiro Sakurai" Master Hand said, floating towards him with his index finger outstretched for him to shake it "I apologize for what happened, Crazy decided it was a good idea to unleash his pet chicken upon the mansion".

"I'm guessing that the explosion was from him" Sakurai said, wiping some sweat from his forehead.

"No, that was from my homemade clocks!" Crazy Hand said as he held up a handmade alarm clock, a few pieces of dynamite tapped to it "the boom is what helps me know what time it is!" Sakurai, Master Hand, and Mario all looked at each other for a few seconds before going back to see Crazy Hand was winding up his alarm clock.

"Circumstances with Crazy Hand aside, I believe you had something you wanted to show me?" Sakurai asked Master Hand, turning around to exit the room, Master Hand and Mario trailed after him.

"Indeed I do, the new DLC just arrived this afternoon" Master Hand opened the door for the man and followed after him "I have to say, it's an interesting selection to have in the mansion, most notably the praise critics and players are going to give for this choice".

"Indeed they will, I can imagine what the front page of-" Sakurai was interrupted when a small go-kart zoomed past the three, Crash Bandicoot at the wheel and laughing wildly.

"Wheehoo!" Crash cheered as the kart made a sharp turn and went straight for the stairs, going fast down the steps and going right into the dining room where the three could hear the screams of terror and watched as the various smashers ran out of the room. The whole spectacle was enough to make Sakurai almost shout-

"What the f-"

"Crash, stop riding your vehicle in the building this minute!" Master Hand shouted as he chased after the Bandicoot, he ignored Master Hand and continued to drive his kart around the dining room. Mario and Sakurai could only watch as Crash went right for the end of the table and drove off into the kitchen, Master Hand gave up chasing him and returned to Sakurai.

"I apologize for that, things have been a little out of control since he's arrived".

"What's he doing here?" Sakurai asked quizzically, pointing his finger at the still swinging kitchen door, Master Hand then turned to face him.

"He's one of the new arrivals" Master Hand said, drawing the list of smashers from within his glove "based upon the list you gave me, I didn't expected you to change your mind so quick", Sakurai stared at the list in bewilderment before looking up at Master Hand.

"This isn't the right list" Sakurai said.

"...What?"


Well it seems things are spicing up! I wonder how Masahiro Sakurai will react to the other newcomers in the next chapter? Find out soon!

Until next time!