Hello! Since Crystal didn't have time to come to my workplace and she injured her ankle, I had to visit the lab and interview her with a recorder of mine. I guess that's means that the Johto dexholders doesn't have a normal way of conversation huh? Anyone understand what I mean? Anyone? So the normal text is my voice and Crystal's voice is like this without the bold! Just 'click' on the blank 'video' and get comfortable! You may want to get some sort of picture of Crystal or something instead of seeing a black screen the whole time. JUST A SUGGESTION.
"So here I am, sitting across a blue, anti-gravity hair girl on a cushy couch with green fabric and those weird spiral French patterns. We're just awkwardly sitting here while I cut the cake and Crystal is giving me weird looks. The cake has strawberries on it that I so gladly gave Crystal. The recorder is on the table at the side. Crystal is still giving me weir-"
"Why are you narrating your life like that? That sounds like what a lonely old woman (or child) would do."
"Jeez, Chris. I'm not old. That's an insult! I'm just doing the background information for the viewers to know what it's like since a recorder doesn't exactly have a camera."
"Uh, you might want to look at your cutting progress."
"Hm?...oops. The cake doesn't look so great anymore. Whatever, I'm not really a cake person. I said as I shoved it to Crystal's side."
"Why are you narrating like a story again?"
"Too much Fairy Tail with the clock dude. So whenever you are ready, let me know and I'll start the interview."
"Sure."
"And so here I am, narrating again while Crystal awkwardly eats her cake as I stare at her intently. So Crystal, how's the…uh…debt?"
"*growls while eating cake sound* Gold STILL has to pay me the fine for bailing him out! And I saw him gambling the other day! Outrageous!"
"I'm more surprised that he's easily bailed out. How much?"
"*sarcastic voice* Oh, I don't know. "*whisper* she said while rolling her eyes." Ani, stop with the narrating. The answer's a couple of millions pokedollars."
"…whoa…you had money?"
"There goes my 10 year salary…"
"Wow. You used 10 years worth of your salary or something?"
"More or less. Now I'm stuck with eating fast food for the couple of months."
"*whisper* she said while rolling her eyes again."
"Ani, stop it, now!"
"Jeez, sorry! Anyways, what about the fine Gold has to pay for the several of building that got burned down, the 10 cars caught in the accident, the hospital fees for the 30 victims, and the gambling debt?"
"The same amount as the bail."
"…interview time! Eat while interviewing, how's that? What do you like about fanfiction?"
"…"
"…done chewing?"
"…yep. Now, to answer your question, I guess I like the creativity…except for some…not appropriate ones…"
"Yeah, pretty much. Wasn't the stories funny?"
"…yes, no…some are. But some are just downright rude! I mean, is me kicking Gold out the roof supposed to be funny? What about the expenses to fix the roof? I can't kick a grown boy out of the roof. Gold isn't a feather you know. I had to carry him home when he's drunk one time you know!...I don't get it, plus, what's with the afterthought of having Gold see my undergarments anyway?!"
"…you don't make sense and you're just looking at this way to deeply. Plus, since when was Gold allowed to drink?"
"My point exactly."
"…Any favorite authors?"
"…no."
"Eh? Why not? By the way, you got…something over there. The other left."
"Thanks….*gulp* The reason why I don't have any favorite authors is that they either have sick minds or they pair me up with Silver or…worst of all, Gold. WHY AM I PAIRED UP WITH GOLD OF ALL PEOPLE! HE'S JUST GOING TO GET IN THE WAY OF MY WORK!"
"*rattle of dishes* Uh…phew, thought the dishes was going to fall there…*gulp* you're paired up with him because…opposites….attract? I said in a nervous voice because Crystal is glaring at me and fuming with anger and IshouldstopnowwhileI'mstillalive…"
"*mumbles* Hate mangaquestshippers…"
"…I take offense on that. *serious tone* Seriously."
"Next question."
"…why is your hair anti gravity?"
"…That's not a question of fanfiction… "*whispers* she said with a frown" ANI!"
"Sorry! But answer it anyways, I'm sure people will love to know why anyways."
"…Genetics."
"Wonderful answer I said sarcastically."
"You…are going to keep narrating, right?"
"Yep."
"…next."
"Favorite story?"
"None."
"Why?"
"Because…the story just doesn't interest me much."
"But…that's contradicting what you said earlier…"
"No, I said I like fanfiction for the creativity, never said I liked the stories itself. If I'm forced to choose…maybe the one called by FlareonGirl1 about the pickup lines Gold successfully failed with the girls."
"She said with a smirk and ate a cake while glaring at me for the comment I made just now. Favorite Pairings?"
"…."She made a look of disgust as she swallowed her cake and glared at me."I guess it's Franticshipping. It's the only one I could think of that's actually…true."
"What about the one for Winona and what's his name?"
"Wallace? I thought they broke up-WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT LOVE WITH YOU?!"
"Because it's an interview with questions leading to another! *softer voice to herself* I yelled back with authority."
"…"She fumed while taking a bite of cake again."Next."
"*whispers very quickly* she said while glaring. *normal voice* Okay! So…what would you like to change about fanficiton?"
"Ban all unappropiate stories…and make sure that pervert and I DON'T GET TOGETHER."
"Why are you talking so loudly? Anyways, let's see…you got those answered…I said while looking at Silver's paper he wrote. Crystal is now glaring at me. What? Like I said, I'm recording voices, not pictures! Who's your crush?"
"*choking sound like you're choking on cake*"
"Uh oh. *sounds of plates moving around the table and a hand getting a cup and water bottle* *sound of water pouring in a cup* Here, drink. Don't die on me for cake or I have roughly five people coming for my life."
"*gulps* *sighs* *Croaky voice* Is that supposed to make me feel better?"
"Uh…both?"
"What nice friends I have."
"She said sarcastically. Uh…so anyways! You didn't answer the question."
"…I refuse to answer any questions unrelated to fanfiction."
"She said while crossing her arms and frowning. Fine. I didn't want to ask that question in the first place. What do you think of your character in the stories."
"…One thing. Why am I always some sort of kicking maniac? As much as I'll love to kick Gold's guts every time he does something stupid, I don't do that."
"True, I don't recall you doing that in the manga either…except for maybe that Arceus plot when you didn't want Gold to finish his sentence, but I didn't read it for a while so I don't remember. Maybe the authors did it since it'll be kinda imaginable since you are a kicking expert. And you hate Gold. And you like him-as a friend, Chris. Don't look at me with a fist raised holding a knife (for Arceus sake) as if you're going to kill me."
"…anything else?"
"Uh…do you…like Gold? *banging of a hand on the table with a knife* I mean the object! Object! Not the person! Don't kill me (not like you could with the knife stuck in the table but with your kicking skills, maybe flying out of the roof is a possibility after all)"
"…..*angry tone* anything…else?"
"…What will you say about the truth and dare stories or the seven minutes in heaven or hell stories where you're forced to ki~kick Gold? Not kiss, kick! Ahahaha…no?"
"NO!"
"Sor-!"
End of recording.
New recording:
"Yeah, so I'm just recording this because…yeah, you'll see. Just, getting my cell out and calling a certain number."
"*beep boop beep bop* *Dial tone*"
"Blue speaking."
"Blue, I got the recording."
"Yippee! What did she say? Did she admit her love?"
"*murmuring tone* She said all happy go lucky and gossipy like."
"What's that sweetie?"
"Nothing. So I'm going to make sure you're paying for the time wasted and the life threatening stuff, 'kay? That or beware of my OCs…they are scary. On a lighter note, are you going to blackmail me with art to rig the interviews? 'cause one of these days, it's going to bite you back."
"Chill lax! I'm the world's greatest thief, if I do say so myself."
"I thought you said you wanted to be mature."
"I am trying to guide my clueless friends towards their fated love, this IS mature!"
"*under breath* she said in an angry tone. *Normal voice* Whatever you say, my lady."
"Excuse me, but did I just heard sarcasm in your voice?"
"Duh."
"…*suppressed anger* look, they will be glad I'm helping them with their life, because without me, they could be elders and STILL won't be married. I am helping. Not interfering like those stupid fanfiction people say, HELPING. Maturity is a different matter. I'm mature. Not immature. GOT IT? MATURE. TELL THAT TO THE OTHER AUTHORS. I just need you to help me."
"…can I say that maturity DOES NOT include blackmailing?'
"…no, you can't."
"So…you want to be a matured immature person?"
"…huh?"
"Let's do this is in a math format, shall we? You want to be a mature (immature person). Meaning a mature 'immature person', like-yeah, pretty much."
"Yeah…I think I know what you're trying to say. But still, I'm mature."
"Whatever you say."
"So…who's the next vic-person?"
"…Well…if one or two wants to do Soul even though she's technically NOT a dexholder, I might do that or do it as a bonus. If not, I guess it's Ruby."
"…can you do double the interview?"
"You mean two people at once? I might but Ruby and Sapphire is OUT OF THE QUESTION."
"Why not?"
"*mutters* she said in a whiny tone. *normal* I would love to see your home after Ruby and Sapphire came over to your house for dinner. Advice: DON'T BRING OUT GLASS DISHES OR KNIVES. INCLUDE NO METAL AND MAKE SURE YOUR HOUSE IS DAMAGE FREE."
"You realize that you're giving me advice, right?"
"What should I do? Give you an order?"
"Sure. Give me a hamburger. Soda as well."
"…would you like fries with that?"
"Sure~! Don't forget to include those questions during Ruby's interview! Bye~!"
"*beep beep beeeeeep click*"
"…"
"*Beep bop beep beep boop* *Dial tone* *Click*"
"This is Green Oak speaking."
"Hiya Green! Listen I need a fav-"
"No."
"Oh come on! I'm not Blue! Why are you saying no when I haven't-"
"The last time you 'needed a favor', I got food poisoning."
"Hey, how was I supposed to know you were like Red and ate that woman's cookie, huh? Listen, just give me a meal from Mc's. Hamburger and fries. Soda of any kind. You have about 10 or so pokedollars to spend, so just do it!"
"Since when was I your butler?"
"Since I became a writer, now do it!"
"You do it! You have 10 pokedollars."
"If I told you that if you disobey me, I'm going to give Blue all those doodles and pictures of your loved one, would you say yes?"
"…You…hang out with Blue too much."
"Haha, no, I just got that from my own experience. Plus, it was your fault that you made me your trash can when you were doodling."
"…fine…you owe me though."
"Duh, I may do some sort of blackmail, but I'm not money greedy."
"…*Beep beep beeeeep* *click*"
End of recording.
Yah, so, I'm just going to say I rushed this and I'm terrible at Crystal's personality, I should've reread the Crystal chapters again…
So, I'm just going to say that I'm sorry that this is probably not going to be your expectations of Crystal's interview but hey, no one's perfect. And just a note that there might be other characters whom I'm terrible at with their personalities…
Bleh, :P
Review and we're all one big happy family!
Lalalala~
