I am a bad writer I know. No one needs to read my stories…But if you have the time could you at least try? -sniffle- Lali sad!

Ed-DON'T CRY!

Lali-Okay that makes me lots better now ROY, AL GET UR BUTTS IN HERE SO YOU CAN LOVE ME TEW!

Roy-Okay!

Al-Yes Ma'am!

Freakle-Me tew!

Lali-Life is complete 3


Roy was shell shocked. Alphonse Elric a homunculus. Alphonse of all people! He would expect it to be Ed or even Archer, but that was beside the point!

Alphonse Elric was a homunculus and he needed to make sure they were in a safe environment. I mean if anyone would find out Al was a homunculus they would need to see Al's penis.

How hard would that be? Al would need to run around naked for that to happen. "Um….what if Al runs around naked? He does that a lot." Ed spoke up.

Great! The kid runs around naked a lot! Roy thought. Then he realized that Edward and Alphonse looked a little younger than they did before. He brushed off the thought.

He took Ed and Al to their hospital room to get some rest before going home.

The next day, Roy and Hughes went to the hospital. Ed and Al were where they usually were. But it wasn't so normal.

Roy's daughter was at the hospital for appendicitis and she just happened to be in that room with Ed and Al, dressing them up like little dolls.

Ed was wearing a pink dress covering his 6 year old body with a little pink bow in his hair. He was also holding a screw driver.

Al was in a purple dress covering his 5 year old with a purple bow in his hair, holding a crow bar. And there was Roy's daughter, little Rukinichi Mustang, smooth black hair in a little bun, covering one eye, a little white dress covering her already developing 8 year old body.

She was holding a little wrench that had a red tint in it. Seeing that Roy raised a suspicious brow. "Rukinichi Mustang who did you hit with that wrench?"

Ruki had little tears in her pure white eyes by now. She knew one thing, her daddy never yelled at her. Which was true Roy did spoil his little girl with all his might.

But he didn't show it off like Hughes would. Hughes didn't have any kids of his own but Roy knew one day he would.

"I-I didn't mean to daddy its just that…um…-HE SAID I DON'T DO A GOOD JOB AT BUILDIN STUFFS!" Ruki screamed as she cried pointing at Ed. "I did not!" Ed screamed back which made Ruki cry even more. "When you lose and arm and leg don't come cryin to me!" Ruki cried as Roy took her out of the room.


Freakle is my girlfriend. Her nephew is 2 and he calls us Freakle and Lali so thats what I use as our code names around people...and sometimes things...R&R 3