The Affairs of Mishima Manor
Chapter 7
Jin was on Ultra Hard mode as him, playing Tekken 5.
Kazuya sighed, Jin was wasting his life on that damn Tekken, and he needed a damn job.
And just before Jin got to Jinpachi, Kazuya turned the PS2 off and began to laugh like a maniac.
Bryan got jealous, so he went to Kazuya's house.
"Um... how the fuck did you get here?" asked Jin.
"Shut the fuck up!" exclaimed Bryan and well... um... went rising and somehow the 1 was used then the 2. Damn, I need to play as Bryan more often.
Jin then crawled over to a mouse hole, where then rats came out of and RE Outbreak intro music started playing.
Lee taped the scene as if it was classic.
"Bravo! Wee wee! Yes, yes... bite that son of a bitch as if Heihachi threw his diapers on you!" Lee cried with such drama. "BEAUTIFUL!"
Jun just chilled watching the scene as if anything happened. In fact, Jun was too busy having ahangover to realize what was going on.
"Um... go to church!" exclaimed Jun as she then started brewing a potion for hangovers. Angel then came and bitch slapped Jun for turning over to the dark side... the witch side. Jun then got a broomstick and believed she was flying on it. (I read in some book that witches were house wives who I think either got drunk or something... er... fell asleep and believed they were flying on broomsticks. Funny thing is that people believed them. But. Those were the times where Merlin roamed around claiming he was the most powerful wizard ever.)
Kazuya got pissed. So he then kicked Bryan's balls who then began laughing like crazy.
"Again!" cried Bryan.
"Okaaaay..." Kazuya then bitch kicked Bryan, who then tried to punch Kazuya but got EWGF! wooooo!
"I'm here now... I'm doing the best I can..." Bryan fell down, dead.
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" screamed Jin as he turned Devil Jin and killed the rats and began eating Bryan's body.
"SON! I THOUGHT THEY KILLED YOU!" screamed Kazuya as he went TGF on Devil Jin and he went to normal.
"About that job!" exclaimed Jin as he scratched his butt... "damn wedgies of a young hoodlum..."
"JIN! TO CHURCH!" screamed Jun.
Jin then quickly ran out of the house with Kazuya and they rushed towards Church.
"JIN YOU DAMN PRETTY BOY!" screamed Kazuya.
"I LIKE CHINESE GIRLS!" screamed Jin as he grabbed Ling Xiaoyu from nowhere and kissed her.
"OH MY GOD DID THAT 11 YEAR OLD BOY GRAB THAT 12 YEAR OLD'S NUTS!" screamed Kazuya.
"RUN BITCH RUN!" screamed Jin as a 7 year old danced around naked, wiggling its fingers and saying moo at the same time.
"I AM A ROOSTER HEAR ME ROAR MY MOO!" screamed Kazuya as he then slapped a nun.
"Arf! Arf!" cried Jin.
The nun then barked like a chicken, and a bunch of them rushed towards Kazuya, who slapped them all.
"THAT'S FOR ALL THE YEARS OF HUMILATION SISTER CHRISTIE!" screamed Kazuya as Christie Moniterio or however you spell it came in a nun outfit and got herself bitch slapped.
"YAAAAAAAA!" screamed a priest as he barged to punch Kazuya.
Just then Paul knocked the priest out.
"THAT FOR MOLESTING ME AS AN ADULT YOU BASTARD!"
Jin then scratched his head. "I don't I like this at all. Dammit dad, where the fuck is the place to get a job?"
"Ah... next to the church," said Kazuya as he pointed to a little house next to the church.
So inside the house.
"WELCOME TO 'DA TEKKEN NEWS!" screamed... WANG!
There was Jane, Xiaoyu, Julia, Feng Wei, and...
drumroll
cookies are scary...
uh oh
not
ha ha cheese is smelly but good
so is ramen
and pie...
drumroll
AND Angel.
"Welcome Jin to the Tekken News!" cried Xiaoyu.
"Welcome, my angelicson," said Angel.
"Wow... you are hot," said Wang.
"My boyfriend Hwoarang is hotter than yours," said Julia.
"ASUKA IS A BITCH!" screamed Feng Wei.
"I SHALL BRING YOU TO LIFE MY JACK! May your metalic wang bend with mines... CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIN!" screamed Jane.
"Um... hello everyone," said Jin.
"Alright, our duty is to explain how to kick Jinpachi's ass," said Julia.
"My angelic grandfather," said Angel as she was making outwith a cat. "This is the only way you can get into heaven, angelic friends."
"Ah... um... whatever. TO FINAL STAGE 1!" screamed Wang as they hopped into the Wang mobile (oO)
"CRAWLING IN MY SKIIN!" screamed Jane as they drove off.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP GOD DAMMIT!" screamed Angel.
So at Final Stage 1 of Tekken 5
"I think I'm enfused with the Ogre blood. THEORIZE ABOUT ME BITCHES!" screamed Jinpachi. "Better yet, fantasize. I need to score... I haven't scored for... ah... 70 something years. THAT LONG GOD DAMMIT!"
"You'll score soon enough, my friend, let us have booze," said Wang as he began dancing with Jinpachi while drinking wine at the same time.
"NOTES MY ANGELIC SON!" screamed Angel.
Jin took notes of everything that was happening.
"My grandpa doesn't get hangovers at all! And he's 103 years old!" giggled Xiaoyu as she danced along with Wang.
"Who wants to be scored by a 103 old man? Eh? Ehhhh?" asked Wang.
"CRAWLING IN MY SKIIN!" screamed Jane.
"I angelically screwed Jun Kazama. Oh yeah. I'm so not a lesbian, I AM AN ANGELIC MAN!" screamed Angel as she fired a lazar beam at Jinpachi.
"That's it. I'm gonna kick some ass bitches," said Feng Wei as he then royally kicked Jinpachi's ass.
"OH MY GOD. THEY KILLED JINPACHI!" screamed Julia as her boobs then jiggled.
"YOU CHINESE KENPO SON OF A BITCH!" screamed Wang as he then showed his Wang ranger badge at Feng, then put it away.
"I must have metal in me! Yes! CRAWLING IN MY SKIIN!" screamed Jane.
So then they went back to the place, published their newspaper, and all got their salary of $42.
Back at Mishima Manor.
"How was your day today Jinny?" asked Jun.
"All fucked up, mother," said Jin.
"TO CHURCH!"
End of Chapter 7
