A/N Haha it's me. Again. Trololol. Well, I think I'll get to the plot now.
- Weep for yourself my man; you'll never be what is in your heart -
"DEIDARA WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK?" I leapt from my chair and went to separate him and his explosives before he obliterated my young friends. He had not taken a shining to them at all, it seems.
"LET GO, YOU CRAZY WOMAN I NEED TO KILL THEM, HM!" I grabbed my trusty cricket bat and whacked him over the head.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING CRAZY I AM IN COMPLEATE CONTROL OF MY MENTAL CAPACITIES THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH." His eyes rolled back in his head and he fell with a thunk onto the table. I saw blood start to run in a sluggish trickle from around the place I hit him.
Nobody moved.
Adrianne gingerly got to her feet and poked Deidara with a pen.
"Is he dead or what?" I asked. Sasori rolled him over and checked for a pulse.
"He's fine, the idiot." Sasori sighed.
"Maybe he'll wake up if his prince gives him a kiss?" Suggested Marshal. Sasori held a poison stained kunai aloft.
"I beg your pardon, young man. What was that?"
"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about I SAID NOTHING." He answered, backing away slowly until he was cowering behind Victoria, who was staring dreamily at Itachi.
"Georgia." I turned to face leader.
"Yeah what?"
"Before, your voice emanated from the small box on the ceiling. How did you do that?"
"The say what now?" I looked up at the P.A speaker. They were all over the school. "Oh yeah, that. I spoke into the microphone thingy in the office." He nodded slowly.
"Does it transmit all around the school?"
"Yup, every room and hallway, even outside. Do you need to use it?" He nodded again. "C'mon, this way." I linked arms with Adrianne and Konan before waltzing out the door.
"Um, what are you…?" Asked Konan sheepishly.
"Nothing my dear, nothing at all." I said sunnily. Victoria jogged up to us and took Adri's other arm.
"This way, my dear leader." I called back at Pein, who had adopted a look of amusement. Just down the hall was the office. It seems no one had bothered to save those that worked there from the raving lunatics that want to make everyone brainless mushy fuck heads. There was a skinny figure waiting outside the office already.
"Oh great, it's Vivian." Victoria wrinkled her nose in disgust, as if she had just smelt rotten eggs covered in black liquorish.
"Feel free to, you know, satisfy your bloodlust or whatever." Said Adri.
"Oh, hey." Said Vivian, who looked at us as if we were dog crap on her precious little shoes.
"Vivian, darling, a pleasure as always." I smiled. Her expression morphed into that of confusion.
"Aren't you a little old to be linking arms or whatever?" She sneered.
"Aren't you a little young to have a kid? Or be sexually active, for that matter." I continued to smile as I leaned in to take the microphone thingamajiggy. She gasped in indignation and went to slap me as I straightened up with the microphone in hand. I leaned back to avoid her swipe (hell; those fake nails would have done more damage than that pussy slap, but still) and whacked her in the gut with my cricket bat.
"Ah!" Victoria clasped a hand over her mouth to keep from crying out in shock. Adrianne, on the other hand, kicked Vivian in the side. She crumpled to the ground in pain.
"Leader?" I offered him the thingamabob. He didn't seem to care that I had just bashed the rather skanky looking Sheila at all.
"Hello people of this school complex, I am Pein, the leader of the Akatsuki. We are now under control of you all. If you do not cooperate, we willdestroy you. At sundown tonight, everyone is to report to the front assembly hall. Fail to do this and I will personally hunt every single one of you, pull out your fingernails and tear out your spleen." He finished abruptly on that disturbing, yet firm statement. I snatched the whatsamajigger from him.
"Also; the internet has been hijacked. Feel free to Facebook your loved ones, or live blog your horrendous torture on Tumblr. You all disgust me and I hope Satan fucks you up the ass with a pineapple."
Silence.
"Joking aside, don't keep the scary ginger waiting. Love always bitches." I clicked the off button and returned the thingamawhatsit to the rather pale and horrified office lady. "Thank you miss."
"Well then…" Said Konan. "You're all a bit… Strange."
"I know! Isn't it splendiferous?" I chirped. I saw a familiar figure around the corner. No wait… Two of them. Hamish and, yet again, Michael!
"MIKEY OH MY FUCK!" Adrianne ran (more like sprinted) towards her long standing boyfriend.
"ADRI OH GOD I FOUND YOU!" He laughed happily and they hugged and it was so adorable.
"Hahaha oh God I'm going to just move to Antarctica with 25 cats because I'm SO FUCKING ALONE." I flipped off the cute couple as my happiness disappeared. Stupid friends and their stupid happiness. Michael and Adrianne proceeded to make out. Oh what a surprise.
"How indecent…" Konan muttered, turning a light pink.
"Yeah they tend to do that. Mostly at inappropriate times." Said Hamish. Pein just looked bored.
"Onee-San? Onee-San?" I looked down at Victoria.
"Wassup?"
"Are you a part of the Akatsuki now or what?" This made me pause. Well, was I? I have no idea, to be perfectly honest. Hell, I'm still confused as to why Suigetsu, Jugo, Karin and Sasuke are here. And why Sasori AND Tobi are here.
"Oi Pein, Imouto-Chan wants to know if I'm in the Akatsuki or not."
"Hm? Yeah, I believe so. Only if you want to be, I don't really give a fuck." He said airily. We collected the rest of the cray-cray nut jobs and headed to the assembly hall.
Everyone was there.
Not a single soul dared defy us.
"Ahoy there!" I waved at the crowd. They looked confused as to why I was there. "Leader wants a word with you!" I stepped aside to let Pein speak.
"We have come here with a sole purpose. This area has the most concentrated amount of power in your world, no other one spot has as much strength. We want one thing; to take over this world, and then, take over ours. This world is weak, and easy to rule. But ours takes strength to control. We need soldiers, and you will be those soldiers. But only the strong will survive, if you don't believe you can become one of us, then please step forward." No one moved. No one breathed. They were so scared, you could cut the tension with a knife.
Finally, one stepped forward, just one.
It was a girl, she was from my English class. I can't remember her name though. A forgettable face, and a forgettable name.
"I don't want to kill anybody. Please just… Just let me go…" She said quietly. Pein looked down grimly at her.
"Georgia, as the newest Akatsuki member, I order you to kill her." I blinked.
Once.
Twice.
Then I heard myself speak.
"I'm sorry, crazy ginger man say what?"
- Can't pay my rent, cuz all my money's spent -
A/N I hope this didn't suck as much as I think it did. SORRY. JUST… SORRY.
Love always,
The 5TH ARISU
