I would like to inform you that the original chapter of this was "Dinner with Snape." He spelled it correctly!
"my my what an ingoyable meal" sed snape totchin da sids of his moth wit his napkin. My meal was VERY ingoyable. he wuz sitin at his desk eatin. i wuz sitin in a char in front of his desk. i wasn't eatin. he wiped his hands off on da napikn an folded it in a tryangl bside his plat. It's like he's at a tea party.
"you moronic negresint layabout. do you know why i brot you here?" sed snape.
i didnt no.You don't know anything.
"leef da poor boi alone" sed hagrid.Poor in knowledge.
"no. i think he shud be expeled." sed snape.
"well why" sed da dubleedor.
"becuz he brot a gun to school." sed snape.He was in jail and it wasn't a gun.
"but he wuz trien 2 fite vadermort" sed herman.
"thats no alabi" sed snape. "he hangs at sundown"Will the story end?
"WAT!1111" sed harry potre. Take notice that Harry was in the room. You'll see why.
"you heard me" sed snape.
"its tru" sed da dumbledoor "bringin a gun 2 skool is punishable by death. especally if ur blak"wow.
"!11111111111111" sed herman.
"but wayt! da suns alreddy down!" i sed.Are you trying to die quicker?
"then i guess we have to hang you now!" sed snape.I'm with Snape. I need a shirt that says that…
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"!111111111111111" sed herman. an began 2 cry.
den... out of no were... HARRY POTTER BUST IN2 DA ROOM!11111See, harry was already in the room.
"hey wait! u cant kill turtle! den hus goona kill vadermort!" he sed.
Random time skip.
i wuz standin on da stage wit ma hed in da rope.
hermon wuz dreesed in a blak dress wit a vail an cryin on harys sholder.Like a bride…
"hahaha" sed snape. it wuz thunderin an lightnin and rain wuz fallin everywere. "with you gone, vadermort can rule then world!111"
i wuz a gonner.Yay!
AN: now dat wuz excitin!111 sorry it tok so long. i had to look up those big words for snape bcuz hes wite an probably jewish.What big words? Snape isn't Jewish. What does that…I give up.
