Meanwhile in the Mystery Shack, the Eds and the twins were currently watching a show called 'Ducktective'. The twins were sitting on the floor, Dipper was eating popcorn and Mabel was stitching a sweater, with Ed beside them, Eddy was sitting on the recliner and bored beyond belief, and finally Double D was sitting at the table doing research on his lab top' he wasn't the least bit interested in this show.

After the the show ended in a cliffhanger saying,"Duck-tective will return after these messages." Eddy sighed in relief,"Oh finally I thought this junk would never end." Dipper looked at him,"Eddy if you didn't wanna watch this why did you even join us?"he asked as Eddy answered,"Duh squirt because it was a boring day, your uncle gave us one chore, we ran out of things to break, and Ed wouldn't stop whining if we went to watch this stupid show!"he answered bitterly.

Ed gasped,"Eddy how could you say that?! That duck is the greatest detective in the world!"he said with admiration, Mabel nodded in agreement,"Yeah that duck is a genius!" Eddy scoffed,"Oh yeah it's a real egghead." he chuckled at the egghead part. Double D spoke,"Oh please there's absolutely no possible way a duck can have the intelligence of human."he said in a jealous like tone.

Eddy chuckled,"What's the matter sock head? You jealous that a bird is smarter than you?"he asked mockingly, Double D glared at Eddy,"At least I know how to work a calculator Eddy!"he mocked back, Eddy was about to make a comeback but Edd was right he's not good at working a calculator.

Dipper,"Besides it's easier to find clues that are this close to the ground."he said, Mabel eyed him,"Are you saying you could out wit duck-tective?" Eddy rolled his eyes,"Kid, it's a DUCK, anybody can out wit a stupid bird." he said but he retracted his comment when he saw Ed playing with toy chickens saying,"Cluckdy cluck cluck I am the evil chicken overlord! And soon we shall conquer this puny universe and all species shall bow before my feathery fluffiness Muahahahaha!"he said in an fake evil manner.

Eddy, Dipper, and Double D stared dumbfounded at Ed not exactly sure what to say Mabel, however, was actually playing along acting as the brave heroic space soldier ready to fry the chickens,"Halt evil chickens! You shall not turn this universe into your own bird coop."she said in heroic voice, Ed responded in the evil manner,"Haha! You cannot defeat the evil mother hen!" he said, Mabel,"Prepare to be fried!"

They then attacked with the toys making exploding noises, Eddy still stared and said,"I stand corrected, anyways you didn't answer your sister." Dipper broke out of his trance,"Huh? Oh yeah, I said I can out wit that duck because I have very keen powers of observation "he said in a proud voice, Edd rose an eye brow,"Oh really, could you care to show proof of your powers of observation."

Dipper smiled,"Gladly, for example Ed, Mabel." he called his sister and Ed as they stopped playing an turned to Dipper as he said,"Just by smelling Mabel's breath I can tell she ate (sniff) (sniff) an entire tube of tooth paste?" he said confusingly, Mabel had glittering tooth paste all over her mouth as she said shamefully,"It was so sparkly." Dipper looked at Ed,"Ooookay, Ed by smelling your breath I can tell you've been eating (sniff) (sniff) roast beef, turkey, pizza, corn ships, Cheetos, Soda pop, gravy, buttered toast, peanut butter, smoked sausages-Jeez Ed don't you have any taste buds!"he asked in disbelief.

Ed pouted,"But I was hungry." Eddy said,"Next time eat some fruit monobrow not the whole FRIDGE!" Suddenly Soos came running to a halt facing the the Eds and the twins,"Hey dudes! You'll never guess what I found!"he said excitingly, as Dipper suddenly answered,"Buried treasure!" Eddy,"Cash!" Edd,"Dinosaur remains?" Ed,"Jawbreakers!" Mabel,"Jawbr-Hey I was gonna say that!"she said as she playfully pushed Ed as he laughed.

Later the Eds, and the twins along with Soos were walking down a dirty dusty and dark hallway. The place was filled with cobwebs and there were weird stuffed animal heads on the walls like a two headed reindeer. Edd, being the clean and neat freak, was trembling from the horrid site repeatedly saying,"Messy, messy, messy." Eddy sighed in aggravation,"Hey put a sock in it Sock head!" Dipper was interested while Mabel was walking behind Ed holding onto his jacket as they both looked around the scary hallway.

Soos began,"So I was cleaning up when I found this secret door hidden behind a wallpaper." he said as they stopped infront of a wall with door nob covered in a torn up wall paper Eddy,"Oh wow Soos no one could ever know that there was a secret door behind this wall."he said sarcastically, Eddy was talking about the door nob that was hanging out of the wall.

Soos nodded as he narrowed his eyes,"Oh yeah dude it's crazy bonkers creepy." Ed gasped,"That's the worst kind of creepy!"he said to Mabel as Soos opened the door, creaking and taking out cobwebs as it did, to reveal a room full of wax figurines of historical figures. The gang went inside as Dipper took out his flash light,"Whoa it's a secret wax museum."he whispered, Edd, while avoiding any cobwebs, examined the room,"Hmm this is quite interesting and judging by the current condition of the room it would appear that no one was in here for about 50 years."he explained.

Mabel touched one it was cold and hard,"They are so life like."she said in awe, Ed perked up,"This place reminds of 'I was a teenage mutant cotton swab' the mini series."he explained, Soos looked interested,"Whoa, dude you should let me read that sometime." Eddy was walking around the room looking at the wax figure with no interest but was a bit uncomfortable at their staring,"Jeez these things give me the creeps who'd be stupid enough to look at these candle sticks?"

Ed was giggling,"It's got funny eyes hehehe." Eddy sighed,"Exhibit A." he pointed to Ed, Eddy went up to a wax figurine and his face squinted at it's sight,"Yikes someone should fire whoever made this one cause it definitely doesn't look real, not only that but it puts the word 'Ug' in ugly." he said chuckling, suddenly the 'figurine' said,"Hello." startling everyone as they screamed in terror thinking it's alive. Ed screamed,"IT LIIIVVVES!"

However, it turned out to be ,"He take it easy it's me Grunkle Stan."he said reassuring, but they once again screamed and made a break for it. Later that day was explaining were the wax figures and why they are here,"Behold! The Gravity Falls wax museum it one of my most popular attractions."he explained, Eddy came up to a wax figure looking at up and down before saying,"Oh yeah these things are just screaming popularity."he said mockingly, looked at him,"No seriously kid these were one the best...before I forgot all about it."

continued as he walked to the figurines,"I got'em all: Genghis khan, Sherlock Holmes, and...some kind of goblin king."he stopped to an old man holding a microphone. Edd,"Larry King."he corrected, looked at him like he was kidding,"What?!" he looked back at wax figure and said,"Naaah."he said waving his hand dismissively.

Dipper shivered,"Is any one else getting the creeps here?"he asked getting freaked out by the statues Eddy,"I know right it's like these candle sticks are watching you."he said in agreement, Ed was actually really impressed by the wax figurines,"Oh man this place is so cool!" he said admiring the wax figurines, grinned,"Glad someone here appreciates my work.

Eddy rolled his eyes,"Oh brother."he grumbled, walked and stopped announcing,"And now for my personal favorite, wax Abraham Lincoln right over-!"he stopped as he saw melted wax of Honest Abe as he yelled,"OH NO! OH COME ON! WHO LEFT THE BLINDS OPEN?!", Eddy laughed at this wiping a tear,"Heads up boys looks like we're gonna need another Lincoln memorial HAHAHAH! Hey old man who you gonna melt next George Bush? HAHAHAHA!"he laughed holding his sides, growled,"Shut it kid it was just one wax figurine I can make another one...I think."

leaned down on one knee, swiped wax with his finger, and sighed,"Oh who am I kidding? I gotta fix this thing not re-do it, but how do you fix a wax figurine?" Mabel walked up to him,"Cheer up Grunkle Stan where's that smile?"she said playfully, Ed came over to him,"Oh! Oh! it's right here!" he poked his chin,"Nope wait it's right here!"he poked his nose,"Wait I got it it's right here!" he poked his eye,"OW!"Grunkle Stan yelled in pain as Mabel continued,"Don't worry Grunkle Stan I'll just make you another wax figure from this old wax."

widened his eyes,"You really think you can make one of these puppies?" Ed suddenly perked up,"Puppies?! Where?! Can I have one?!"he said looking around, shook his head as Mable answered,"Grunkle Stan I'm an Arts and Crafts master why do you think I have this glue gun stuck on my arm?"she said as she raised her arm revealing a glue gun stuck on her sweater trying to pry it off, Ed got it off easily as Mabel thanked him, but the glue gun was now stuck in his hand.

nodded liking this idea,"I like your gumbtion kid." he said, Mabel,"I don't what that word means but thank you." Ed was walking like a zombie and spoke in a ghost like tone,"I am the cotton swab, release the wax ear person!" everyone stared at Ed as Double D spoke,"You know sometimes Ed scares me when he acts this way...more then usual." nodded,"You and me both kid."

In the Eds cabin, Eddy and Ed were currently playing Egg ball while Double D was preparing lunch; it's a game like pool but instead of balls they use eggs. Eddy was about to hit an eight egg as he said,"Keep your eye on the egg Ed." he said as Ed chuckled when finally,"Eight Egg in quarter pocket!" Eddy yelled as he hit the egg hard causing it fly and bounce all around the cabin, with Eddy and Ed's eyes following it, when suddenly the door opened up revealing it to be Dipper but was too late to see the an egg crash into his face.

"Ptue!"he spitted out the yolk, and glared at the two Ed boys,"Egg ball again?"he said sternly, Eddy chuckled,"Yep why don't ya come join us peewee?"he asked, but Dipper shook his head,"No thanks guys, besides remember what happened last time you played Egg Ball?" Eddy winced at that memory,"So your great uncle got a black eye so what? He might put that eye patch to good use after all."he laughed, but stopped and cleared his throat when Dipper gave him a stern glare,"Heh sorry."

Dipper sighed,"Anyways have you guys seen Mabel?" he asked, Eddy shrugged,"Last I saw her she was bringing some art stuff in that creepy wax room." Ed looked up, with two eggs in his eyes, yelling,"BINGO!" Dipper rose an eyebrow,"Oh thanks guys and make sure you don't take someones eye out." he warned before he left.

Eddy went to Ed, who still had the eggs in his eyes, snickering as he walked up to him he slapped his head HARD releasing the two eggs from his eyes when suddenly Edd came out announcing lunch is ready but was instead met with two eggs splattering in his face and making fall on the floor moaning in pain.

Eddy,"Sweet lunch is ready!" Ed,"Lunch time, lunch time, lunch time!"he happily repeated as they both ran to the kitchen ignoring Double D as he grumbled,"I'm living with primitive apes. "

Meanwhile, Mabel, wearing a bureau and holding paint, was sitting infront of a massive cube stone, Dipper, while drinking juice came up to his sister but she suddenly appeared in front of him,"DIPPER!"she said, startling her brother making him choke on the juice as she continued holding up a notebook revealing a drawing of half princess half horse,"What do you think of my wax figure idea? She's part fairy princess and part horse fairy princess." Dipper stared unsure how to respond before she continued flipping the page showing a monster that looks exactly like the one Ed wore when he terrorized Peach Creek.

"What about this one? It's Eds Halloween costume he would love it."she said, Dipper finally said,"Um maybe you should do something from real life." Mabel thought for a moment when she perked up having an idea as she began drawing and showed a picture of a waffle with strong arms,"How about a waffle with strong arms." Dipper rubbed his arm nervously,"Yaokay maybe like some in your family."

Grunkle Stan came in his boxers asking,"Hey kids have you seen my pants?" he asked posing like a sea captain, Mabel's eyes widend and glinted,"Oh muse you work in mysterious ways."she said in awe, while Grunkle Stan looked at her confusingly,"Why's your sister talking to the ceiling?"

Mabel then began to sculpt, using hammers, screws, shovel, and paint she worked for hours when she finally finished. Currently the Eds and Soos were present as Eddy was impressed,"Not bad, not bad at all kid." Edd nodded in agreement,"Indeed, very impressive craftsmanship Mabel." Ed looked at it,"I didn't Stan had a twin brother but it looks cool!" Mabel grinned,"Aw thanks guys but I think it needs more glitter. Ed?" she asked him, Ed smiled and picked up a bucket of glitter and threw all of it on the figurine.

Grunkle Stan walked up finally with pants but no socks,"Kids I found my pants but now I can't find my soc-Whoa!"he was startled at the figurine he just saw so much so that he fell on his back. The gang walked up to him as Mabel asked,"Well what do you think?" ,"I think that the was museum is back in business!" Ed,"YAY!"

I DON'T OWN GRAVITY FALLS OT ED, EDD, N EDDY. The wax museum is finally opened but was a poor attraction however disaster strikes when the figurine is destroyed. It's up to the Eds and the pine twins to solve this mystery but what happens when they find the cuplrit was not exactly who they had in mind? Read and Review