AN: Ok, I LOVE this idea XDD since a certain sum1 isnt on Arty's contact list, and since I cant find a good song for them anyway, Imma use Arty's regular rt X3 Also, this chappy is dedicated to Al888, since that review totes made my day X3 warning, QUITE a bit of swearing in this one XD


Arthur groaned. Because of "that stupid sexy git" he hadn't slept much the previous night at all; he had only finished teaching 1st period, and he already wanted to just go home and sleep. Then again, he might get jumped by Alfred again... Arthur blushed at the thought and shook his head. Gods, he was exhausted. Suddenly...

You're probably sick of being tired; can't find the strength to close your eyes...

Arthur groaned and dropped his head on his desk and reluctantly picking up. "Hello?"

"GO TO HELL, FUCKING LIMEY!"

Arthur blinked before shooting up. "The hell? How did you even get my number, bloody-"

"That doesn't fucking matter! What the fuck are you doing? Who the fucking hell do you think you are? Alfred is mine, so fuck off! Fucking limey!"

"Go to hell, extraterrestrial wanker!" Arthur snapped back.

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ALFRED, FUCKING LIMEY." the other voice hissed.

"Why you-" Arthur was about to retort when he heard a voice in the background.

"Tony! Be nice to my boyfriend!"

"Boyfriend my ass! He's a British whore!"

"TONY!"

Arthur facepalmed. "Can I hang up now?"

"NOT A CHANCE, LIMEY." Tony growled. In the background, Alfred groaned.

"Come on! I love him, he loves me. Can't you just accept that and not have a spaz attack whenever I knock him up?"

Arthur went red. "DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT, GIT!" he all but screamed into the phone.

"Woah! Arty, you alright? I can hear you way over here! The only time you're that loud is when we're-"

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

Arthur looked at the phone and sighed. "Hung up. Thank god." However, not a minute later...

"Arty~!"

Arthur and his students stared in shock as the door flew open. "Arty~! I'm sorry about Tony!" Alfred cried, running to glomp Arthur.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Arthur asked, at a loss for words.

"Tony was mean to you! Please, let me make it up to you! Arthur~!" Alfred wailed. A few students pulled out their phones and began recording.

"Dammit all, Alfred! Do it later! I'm busy!" Arthur spat, cherry red.

"But I wanna do it now!" the American whined. "Come on! Just one kiss?"

"No! Have you forgotten where you are?" Arthur yelled, trying to free himself from the vicegrip.

"No way! It just doesn't matter!" Alfred exclaimed, leaning in to kiss Arthur.

Arthur put a hand to Alfred's mouth and looked him in the eye, giving a look powerful enough to make Alfred cringe. "I am at work. Go home before I call the cops, because I'm sure as hell not paying the bloody fine." he hissed. Alfred whimpered and sadly walked out. Arthur sighed in relief. The students stared at him.

"...He's a hottie! Can I have him?"

"No. Detention."


Ahh, not even school is safe now XD as for the rt, it seems Arty is into rock music, so I picked my fave (eng) rock song. Now, what shuld I do next chapter... Im kinda stuck. Also, lately, I have fallen in LOVE with Miracle Noton XDDDDDD "Of course I'm upset! I just had my first kiss stolen by a perverted freaking notebook!" omg I love Akira, I love Noton, I love them all XDD Im so hyped up on Miracle Noton yaoi right now KYAAAA XDDD