The story is getting slightly more violent and dramatic so I had to take out the humor portion of it, sorry.

CHAPTER SEVEN:

Everything has been fixed, Midori isn't pissed, mainly because she's having another kid, Edward's going to have a wife soon, good for me, and I can finally relax. I decided to turn on the TV and see if the news was showing any kind of shit. Aether corporation this, some crappy celebrity was shot, lame, and….. I'm done.

I decided to hook up my laptop with the TV and instead it showed Donald Trump's reelection. Against Michele Obama was Hilary Clinton, for the third fucking time, on the democrats while Trump faced Ted Cruz again. The political shit they talked made no sense to me since I didn't care much for it. About 10 minutes in, Midori showed up and asked, "What are you watching?"

I turned and said, "My world's political cesspool, crazy democrats, crazy republicans, and everybody is screwy."

"Politics is probably something you should avoid."

"You're right", then looking towards Rose's room, "We'll have her do it."

Midori looked at me "sternly" with a smile. I said, "Ok, that wouldn't work but, I couldn't do it since technically I have some things under my belt."

Midori then added on, "Plus do you really want to deal with these people?"

"There, they would make a fit seeing me with you claiming it as 'bestiality'. I'm not dealing with that, hell; I couldn't even get an office here since someone will have me arrested as soon as I show my face on TV."

"Change the channel and find something else", as she started to lean me off the news channel.

I replied, "Screw it, I'll turn it off."

And the TV went off, unplugged my laptop and said, "Besides what could be worse than that shit in my world?"

The TV then turned on showing a news broadcast of a project of reviving people from the dead. It also stated that the reviving device has brought back the dead legend after four years, Ash Ketchum. I shit myself and turned off the TV saying, "Well, I jinxed it, didn't I?"

Midori slapped herself in the head seeing as once again, I fucked everything up. Ash is back and now he probably knows I did the whole assassination of him and has come back to throw me in his spot. I walked to the window and said, "I wonder where he is now?"

(You know who's POV)

Walking down the streets of Kalos, I tried to find this Italy guy. He changed his name enough times to confuse everyone, but me, heh, I had to literally make a deal with Giratina that if I could kill this guy, I could go back to my old life. However, he made it also if I failed; I would be stuck down there permanently.

I try to find any trainers, then I remembered that a lot of them would go to a Pokémon center after a gym battle as I would. I went to the Luminose Pokémon center and asked a couple of trainers if they have gone to any gym under Italy. I began if the first guy with an Arcanine, "Have you battled or heard of a guy named Italy?"

The man looked up and said, "Italy? I battled that guy nearly ten times and still couldn't finish off one of his Pokémon."

I see this guy must've had good training with them. I walked up to the next one who was a girl with a Mamoswine and asked, "Have you heard of a guy named Italy?"

She shot to me and said, "That guy is as rude as all hell. He had his Pokémon commanding the battle and he came out after I threatened a sue on him."

I take it back; he's also cheap and irresponsible. I walked up to the counter and asked the nurse, "Have you seen a man named Italy?"

The Nurse Joy replied, "Oh, you mean the champion Francesco Italy? The last time he came in here was about a few months ago."

Champion, what did she mean? I asked, "Champion?"

"You didn't know? He was Kalos champion for two years, then he settled into a gym on route 23 and became the most difficult gym in all of the regions, he even beat Professor Sycamore's son five times trying to win that gym, and still failed."

I couldn't believe it; someone was actually beating the hardest people, the best champions. I asked, "Where on Route 23?"

Joy gave me a map and I followed it to the location, only I found a sign that said, "Left for a vacation in Aloha, enter and you can guarantee your ass will be shot when I come back."

The Aloha region, haven't been there yet; time to go find him.

(My POV)

Ok, slightly scared, the kid I killed came back from the dead, interesting, but I'm not happy about it as I now have to watch my back every fucking second to make sure I don't get stabbed by an unusual character.

Midori was also worried as she didn't want me to get killed, or worse every one of the family. I came around to her and said, "Well, what the hell should I do now? I have to kill this kid again, and this time it is for self-defense."

Midori looked at me and said, "If you didn't kill him maybe you wouldn't have to."

"I'm not from this world; I don't play by its rules. If I decide to go destroy every team and take over every region and become supreme earth commander, would I play any of it by this world's rules?"

"Then I don't you go knock them off instead", she was starting to get furious again. I replied, "Because they keep on trying and fail, this kid could do the minutest thing and save the whole fucking planet because of it. Where's the logic, eh?"

She turned around and said, "Why couldn't you be, better?"

"Because that's not how everything can be", I answered in a neutral tone.

Then, a knock appeared on the door with Bender coming in and saying, "You got some shit coming your way, man."

I told him, "You think I didn't know already?"

He walked in and closed the door saying, "What do you plan to do?"

I told him, "More violence, less dramatics, and basically get rid of him. Though I don't know how the hell he came back from the dead. The machine couldn't have done it."

Midori then thought and gasped, "Wait, there is a legendry named Giratina who…"

I slapped myself and said, "Oh shit, Ash must've did some kind of 'deal with the devil' style trade, that's how the prick did it."

Bender then looked back and walked out the door slowly saying, "I'll, be back maybe later", and ran out the door.

I told myself, "Fuck me."

(Edward's POV)

My and Siliveisa were talking over how each other had as different childhoods and through the evolutions. I heard something telepathically going, "Fuck me", meaning my father did something stupid. Siliveisa stopped for a minute and said, "That's not right."

I asked, "What do you mean?"

"Something is wrong, very wrong; there is something that is… I don't even know what it is. But, it isn't normal."

"Like what?"

"Like someone was just brought back from the dead."

I laughed a little, "Maybe paranoia?"

She got serious and said, "My mother was a Delphox, I have a bit of psychic in me and I know that when something is off, it is off."

Now I was getting worried, "Well, I heard my father cursing back at the room, maybe there is…"

I stopped and saw a group of people standing around the newspaper stand, what caught my interest was a thought that said 'Brought from the dead'. I then looked at Siliveisa and said, "You might be right", and I walked towards the paper stand with her following me in confusion.

I walked up and said, "What's everyone talking about?"

The man running it looked at me strange and said, "The days getting better, first the dead legend is brought back and now I have a talking Gallade with a mustache at my stand."

Siliveisa asked me, "Wait, does he mean?"

Then in the distance I saw someone running, being my father, yelling out, "Out of my fucking way, I need to get to the airport to buy another ticket!", and bolted past us. I then said, "I think he's getting you a ticket to come home with me."

Siliveisa questioned, "I'm starting to put the puzzle pieces in their order."

All I could say now is, "I think dad wants to get out here as fast as possible, because he has to now deal with a new foe, your father's trainer."

And I walked off to my apartment, while Siliveisa stood there in utter fear and confusion of whether to stay or leave.

As I walked back to the apartment, I saw a figure standing way down the street that then just, disappeared. I thought I just saw something my imagination played on me. I walked to the apartment and knocked on the door, only my mother was there and she didn't look well, settled. I asked her, "Mom, why was dad running down the street why a crazy guy, *like that's nothing new*?"

She then said, "Those stories we told you have could back to life in a way."

"How?"

Mom explained, "Well, instead of the Greninja coming to kill your father, it's the trainer who came to kill your father."

"I figured."

She looked up, "What do you mean?"

"They had a paper going about that the Ash guy came back. What do we do?"

She stood up and walked toward Rose, "We have to leave, because I don't think your father will win this time."

"How so?"

"The trainer now has, bought, abilities from… Giratina."

I shit myself and said, "You're kidding?"

She shook her head saying, "It's the only way to buy your life back form the dead, that or the Devil, or Arceus, or God, but,*sigh* your father is going to most likely get killed."

I shook my head saying, "He won mainly because you helped him win last time, this time it can be the same."

Mom started to cry saying, "We're going up against a supernatural force and you expect us to win against that?"

I was pissed at the fact of it, "Bullshit, I'm sure we can win, my father comes from a universe were we don't even fucking exist, and he managed to pull along just fine. I mean look at us, we have things that almost everyone including people would love to have, and this was given to us by my father, your husband. If him and his team can kick the Greninja's ass, I'm pretty fucking sure he can kick his trainer's ass as well."

She then stopped and thought over what I said, and she then understood that it was my father who did this and fixed it. Then as some coincidence, dad came busting threw the door with a smile saying, "Were going hunting!"

Midori said, "With, wait, what…"

I looked and said, "Wait, those are…"

My dad held the two AK-47s and said, "I'm borrowing them, now; let's get this shooting festival on the road."

Everyone went, but we had Pella watch the smaller children and I swear she said in her thoughts about me, 'I Hope you and Siliveisa have sex and have kids'. If that was her thoughts, I ask permission to beat the shit out of her.

(My POV)

We started by going into the forest because something was very wrong here according to what Siliveisa said. We looked around and saw nothing, which was the problem. There were no Pokémon, no animals, not even people. Edward looked terrified as he constantly looked back and forth, I asked him quietly, "What the hell are you looking for?"

He telepathically said, 'Something is definitely watching us, but I think it's also…'

"Well, well, well", called out a voice.

We looked forward and, I don't believe it.

It was Ash Ketchum standing only about 300-400 feet away. He stood there with his baseball hat; only his clothes were torn and shredded with a purple/metallic colored medallion around his neck. We pulled out our weapons, me having an AK-47, Midori having, her abilities, Edward having his two knives, Bender with "his" glock, Heleva with her prepared energy move, and Siliveisa with the other AK.

Ash stood there and said, "Still the way you've been, I suppose?"

I smartassed, "Why don't you go back to hell?"

"Because, I'll be back to my life if I kill you off, but if everyone here will do the same o knock me off, I'll just kill everyone here as well."

I sniggered, "Peh, you couldn't kill all of us off, besides, I thought you didn't kill people even if they constantly annoy the shit out of you?"

He laughed lowly, "I changed as you can see, and you're the one who helped it along."

"Well, then lets re-kill you, shall we?"

Then I yelled out, "FIRE!", and bullet went flying at him. Once we emptied the first cartridges, he stood there unaffected. He yelled out, "You can't kill me with that!"

He laughed out and flung an energy ball at us. We dodged as it tore out five trees and I said, "Shit!"

He fired another one at Midori who held it back and flung it towards him, which caused no affect. I was panicking; Edward tried firing at him by swinging the knives at him, but nothing. We all tried something but we were lucky enough if we didn't get killed. I said, "Let's get the hell out 'a…"

Then we poofed to another island and I said, "Here?"

I looked around, there was nobody? I was pissed. I fucked everything up again and again. I then got to a small hill and played a tune, a somber tune of the instrumental of 'Poor Jack'.

I began to sing a parody of it to myself:

"What have I done?

What have I done?

How could I, be so blind

All this mess,

It's all mine

Ruined all, ruined all,

Everything, gone all wrong,

What have I done?

What have I become,

Find a deep cave to hide in,

In a thousand years they'll only find dust…

And a stone

That reads, Frank died here in his hoooooome.

But I never wanted this to happen, ever.

And nobody really gave a damn, well how could they.

That all I ever wanted was to kill off that damn kid,

Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?

WELL, what the fuck, I went and tried my best.

And by God I really did something grand, that's right.

And for a moment how, I ended with a sound,

That at least I left some stories they can show I did.

And for the first time since, I can't remember when,

I felt just like my old violent self again, and I Frank, TheFerengiKing,

That's Right, *Pulls out the rifle and cocks it*, I AM THEFERENGIKING, HAHAHA,

And I just can't wait to find that kid, because I got some new ideas to make him really dead,

And by God, I'm really going to give all my might… ooh,

I hope there there's still time, to fix this right,

Ashy boy, heheheeee.

I then ran off to find the others as I finally got my enthusiasm up.

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