Chapter 8: Hey everybody!
Hello everybody, I am so very sorry about not updating as often as I used to and I am really trying my best to match it up to the readers expectations, also I forgot the dislcaimer for most chapters(all but one) and I hope I don't get sued for it. I am so sorry and also I will have a poll about whether Percy should bang Artemis in the woods or somewhere private. Kind of innapropriate, and sorry but I just want to know if you guys like my story and want me to continue it. I hope you enjoy this story. This is chapter eight, because I got like really confused with the last chapter, and I'm so verry sorry and I hope you understand that no one is perfect. I will try to update more often, and my update times will usually be 4:30 pm- 5:30 pm or at like 6 in the morning. ALL the songs in here have a secret meaning in them but you just have to find it. Please enjoy this chapter.
Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own PJO or HOO and Rick Riordan does, because if I did, Percy would've hooked up with Reyna.
(Artemis fires her bow at me)
Artemis: NO ONE TAKES MY PERCY
Percy:Dude I belong with Artemis
Me(I am actually Bruce Wayne): sorry, anyway along with the story.
Chapter 8:Hey guys!
Artemis POV
"He is Percy Jackson" I finished as I went to him and smashed my lips onto his lips as we started making out.
"Artemis what did I say about you and Percy making out in front of me, you are like a sister to me and he a brother and if you think about it, it is kind of gross" Thalia said.
"Suuuuure and you and Nico aren't cousins" Percy said sarcastically.
"SHUT UP" Thalia screamed as she shot him with tons of electricity at me
"Ahh please don't kill me thunder thighs" Percy screamed throwing his hands in the air.
"At least Percy is our guardian and not some lowly bitch who rapes people" One of the hunters Atlanta said.
" Language"! I exclaimed
"Ya Atlanta language" Percy said
"Can't say the same for yourself kelp head" Thalia said while smacking Percy in the head.
"But he is my kelp head, and no one can change that" I said while kissing him.
"Actually I can" a suprise voice said.
There stood…
Percy POV
…...Annabeth. The one person I wanted to avoid. She walks up to me and tells me
"Percy I read this rulebook and a maiden goddess cannot break her vow unless all of the primordial say so, sooooooo Percy you belong with me!" Annabeth explained as she jumped on me.
"Actually, all of the twelve primordials were their when Artemis and I told Zeus of our relationship, and they approved, and also I'd rather date Drew other than you, because I looked into her thoughts, and she wouldn't cheat on anyone" I said. Annabeth runs away leaving and crying.
"DINNER TIME" half of the hunters yelled.
"Percy make us dinner" Artemis said.
"DO I HAVE TO!" I whined, which earned me a few snickers and complaints from the hunters.
"Do it or we are breaking up" Artemis said while crossing her arms.
"Whatdoyouallwantfordinner" I said quickly.
"Hmmmmmmmmmmm I want chicken alfredo with a slice of pizza, if you can!" Thalia said.
"Sure thing" I said as I clapped my hands and made her exact order appear, as well as 35 others.
"How did you do that" Thalia said.
"The blessing of Hestia changes people Thals" I said while spreading my arms out. Before se could respond to that all the hunters were chowing down on the food I made. I just made a chimichanga appear, then I sat down and started eating right next to Artemis.
"Thanks for the dinner Perce, also why don't you try your own meals" Artemis said while quickly eating some then kissing me.
"It tastes pretty great" I said before going back in for another kiss.
"EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW" said the hunters while watching me and Artemis make out.
"Didn't I tell you not to do that in front of me" Thalia said while covering her eyes.
"Fine" Artemis and I said while we unhappily separated our lips.
"Bedtime" Artemis said to her hunters. After her hunters left, Artemis turned to me and said
"Percy can you go sing them a song or two, because they like music" Artemis said to me.
"Sure" I said to her. Artemis went to me and whispered in my ear "Then we can have our fun"
With that I walked into the hunters tent to my surprise, none of them were sleeping and were all up.
"SING US A SONG PERCY" Phoebe whined.
"Actually that is what Artemis sent me here for" I said as I made my guitar materialize and started to sing Harlem by New Politics (Great song, you guys should listen to it)
I spend my money on the regular miracles
Just like you, like me, like everybody else.
Up on the sun, lookin' sad and beautiful
Just like you, like me, like everybody else.
(When it gets loud, I turn it up)
Shake it like a bad girl up in Harlem
(When it's too hot, I light it up)
Ooh, light it up, yeah, smoke em if you got 'em
Here come the jets, hide my money in your tube socks
Run like me, like hell, like everybody else
Hair metal on a Japanese boom box
Kicks like you, like me, like everybody else
(When it gets loud, I turn it up)
Shake it like a bad girl up in Harlem
(When it's too hot, I light it up)
Light it up, yeah, smoke em if you got 'em
(When it's too soft, I shake it up)
Sh-Sh-Sh-Shake it like a bad girl up in Harlem
(You're so sweet, but I like it rough)
Ooh, light it up, yeah, smoke em if you got 'em
Makin' a movie on the couch with a flip phone
Just like you, like I, like fingers in your mouth.
Up on the sun, playing drums with a bleached bone
Just like you, like me, like everybody else.
(When it gets loud, I turn it up)
Shake it like a bad girl up in Harlem
(When it's too hot, I light it up)
Light it up, yeah, smoke 'em if you got 'em
(When it's too soft, I shake it up)
Like I look at a bad girl up in Harlem
(You're so sweet, but I like it rough)
Ooh, light it up, yeah, smoke 'em if you got 'em
"ENCORE ENCORE" they all screamed.
"Fine" I said as I sang Uma Therman by Fall Out Boy
I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
Oh, oh, keep you like an oath
May nothing but death do us part
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me 'till I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can't get you out of my head
The stench, the stench, of summer sex
And CK eternity, oh hell yes
Divide me down to the smallest I can be
Put your, put your v-v-v-venom in me
I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
Oh, oh, keep you like an oath
May nothing but death do us part
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me 'till I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can't get you out of my head
The blood, the blood, the blood of the lamb
It's worth two lions, but here I am
And I slept in last night's clothes and tomorrow's dreams
But they're not quite what they seem
I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
Oh, oh, keep you like an oath
May nothing but death do us part
You'll find your way
And may death find you alive
Take me down the line
In Gem City we claim the tide
You'll find your way
And may death find you alive
Take me down the line
In Gem City we turn the tide
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me 'till I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can't get you out of my head
I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
Oh, oh, keep you like an oath
May nothing but death do us part
I finished as I tucked them in for bed and kissed each one of them on the forehead. I started walking back to my cabin as I was stopped by the one and only Artemis.
"You tuck them in" Artemis said to me.
"Yeah, and I even sang them TWO songs" I said
"Well you can sing me one, then we can have our fun" Artemis said while whispering in my ear
"Fine I will sing for you" I said as I sang Centuries by Fall Out Boy
Du du du du-du du du
Du du du du du-du du du
Some legends are told
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me
Remember me for centuries
And just one mistake
Is all it will take
We'll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
Hey, hey, hey
Remember me for centuries
Mummified my teenage dreams
No, it's nothing wrong with me
The kids are all wrong
The story's all off
Heavy metal broke my heart
Come on, come on and let me in
The bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints
And this is supposed to match
The darkness that you felt
I never meant for you to fix yourself
And I can't stop 'til the whole world knows my name
'Cause I was only born inside my dreams
Until you die for me, as long as there's a light, my shadow's over you
'Cause I, I am the opposite of amnesia
And you're a cherry blossom
You're about to bloom
You look so pretty, but you're gone so soon
We've been here forever
And here's the frozen proof
I could scream forever
We are the poisoned youth
We'll go down in history
Remember me for centuries
With that, Artemis led me to her cabin for some fun.
"Percy do you love me" Artemis said to me.
"Arty, you know that I do with all my heart" I said.
"Good, then sing me another song" Artemis said to me.
"WHY!" I shouted
"DO IT" Artemis shouted at me.
"FINE" I screamed for the fourth time today.
When Rome's in ruins
We are the lions
Free of the coliseums.
In poison places,
We are anti-venom,
We're the beginning of the end
Tonight the foxes hunt the hounds,
And it's all over now before it has begun,
We've already won.
We are wild, we are like young volcanoes
We are wild, Americana, exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah!
Oh!
Come on
Make it easy, say I never mattered
Run it up the flagpole
We will teach you how to make boys next door
Out of assholes
(Ha Ha)
Tonight the foxes hunt the hounds,
And it's all over now before it has begun,
We've already won.
We are wild, we are like young volcanoes
We are wild, Americana, exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah!
Oh!
We are wild, we are like young volcanoes
We are wild, Americana, exotica
Do you wanna feel a little beautiful baby? Yeah!
Oh!
"Happy" I exclaimed
"Very" Artemis said before falling asleep on my chest.
Hope you guys enjoyed that chapter, and also there are like four songs because I have major writers block and I feel bad for not updating. Review, Read and PEACE!