Disclaimer: I don't own the right to any ideas & concepts, characters, or any other material related to Harry Potter. This is a fanfiction for no profit other than fun and entertainment.

Note: Pure dialogue! It's just something I'm doing for the heck of it. Feel free to flame or fame it in the reviews :)

Dear readers who actually are reading this: It's been awhile hasn't it? I was on a ball for writing today so I just whipped up a quick one of these before I went to bed really, really, really late even though I have to go to work first thing in the morning. I hope its entertaining on some level ;)

Draco/Blaise

"Did you see that Hermione Granger. Pretty good looking for a Mudblood, ain't she?"

"Blaise…that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard."

"Come on now. I've seen you take a peep when she goes by. She's hot."

"I wouldn't admit such a dastardly thing even if it were true. But it's not true, Blaise, because I am not attracted to the enemy. That's why they are the enemy."

"Who said she was the enemy? Is it because she's hotter than you?"

"Blaise, if you are trying to tell me that you like boys I think you've got the point across."

"If I like boys then I'd like a nice piece of Granger boy meat."

"Alright. This has gone too far. Excuse me while I pretend you didn't just say that. God, you filth. You'd mate a Mudblood. Your father would be ashamed."

"And your dad would whack you with his cane if he saw you watched her arse when she walks by."

Harry/Ginny

"So you saved the world then."

"I think so."

"And you're alive. I'm not imagining it?"

"Nope. I'm alive because Dumbledore isn't talking to me. If I were dead he'd be talking to me."

"That's good news."

"It just proves my sanity."

"So…now that the world is saved…you're going to take back what you said, right?"

"What did I say?"

"That this couldn't happen."

"Oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, definitely. This can happen."

"Alright."

"Alright."

"So we're dating."

"Yeah, I think so."

"Alright. I guess that settles that then."

Hermione/Ron

"Don't eat that."

"Why? Slughorn will dismiss me from class and I won't have to suck at making those bloody potions."

"Fred and George don't even know the life of them. They could be expired. You could take it to miss one class and end up missing the rest of your life. Don't be daft, Ron."

"Don't be daft in telling me to not to be daft, daft, woman. Bloody hell, it's just a pasty."

"Ronald Bilius Weasley, I swear to Merlin that if you eat that you're going to making a trip to the Hospital Wing. Un-a-comp-an-ied, I promise!"

"You are just made because Harry is awesome at potion making and you're not."

"HARRY IS CHEATING! I KNOW IT!"

"Everyone is staring at you."

"I am bloody aware everyone is staring at me, Ronald. I do have eyes."

"Then why'd you do it in the first place? You know, yell?"

Cedric/Harry

"Are you scared about the maze?"

"How did you find me up here?"

"Someone said you like Cho. Cho likes to come up here. I figured you'd be here hoping to run into her."

"Is that how you did it?"

"Yup."

"Why aren't I more impressive like you?"

"That's not a fair question to ask."

"I am scared of the maze, by the way. I don't know nearly as much as anyone else to get through it. I'm pretty sure getting out alive isn't likely for me. Actually, I've written a good-bye letter. If I die I want you to read it to the school. It's in my trunk. You can send Ron Weasley after it. He'll know what you mean when you say 'with the pictures' because I have a picture album of my parents."

"Harry, that's stupid. You're going to make it out alive. You've got Moody helping you learn. A Dark Arts teacher is the best sort of coach for these things. We have years but you've got the edge, Potter. Don't underestimate yourself. You'll get out alive."

"Please remember where I have the good-bye letter just in case."

"Harry, you're not going to need it."

"Cedric, please just remember for me. Just in case. You got the girl. Do this for me?"

"Sure, Harry. I'll read your death letter if you don't make it. And if I don't make it, make sure you tell everyone that I was fantastic. Right until the very end. I don't want them thinking I sucked or anything like that."

"Of course, Cedric."

Cho/Cedric

"Harry Potter asked me to the ball in the owlry."

"Did he now? I guess we're competition in more ways than one."

"Stop it, Cedric. He's a good boy, I think. But I said I was going with you. I'll honor that."

"Good, because I already bought you these roses and chocolate frogs."

"That's sweet, Cedric. I've got a game tomorrow, though. I'd love to stay and share the chocolate frogs with you but I've really got to get some rest."

"At least take one rose with you and lay it on the pillow. Just so you don't forget that you chose me."

"I won't forget but I'll take it anyway."

Molly/Lilly

"Harry is so cute. He's a chubby little boy but I'm telling you he moves around so much he's going to be thin like James."

"And Ron is the opposite. He's a lanky baby now but he'll probably be a pudgy kid just like Arthur and myself. At least people will know we can afford to feed our children."

"You're such a strong woman, Molly. I can't imagine having all these children and then to be thinking about another one! How do you do it? Harry is a handful and he's just one child!"

"Arthur and I are itching for a little girl. We're hoping that if we call 'quits' after one more that we'll have the little girl we've been wanting for so long. She'll be the only truly planned child, if it's a girl. She'd be extra special to us."

"I hope you get a little girl, Molly, because you'd raise her right. She would make changes in the world, I just know it."

"Only because I'd raise her to be as brilliant as you, Lilly. Nobody embodies true feminism like you do."

"I'll take that as a compliment."