Chip-ergarten
About This Story: The Chipmunks start Kindgarten and meet some mysterious new friends, the Chipettes. Some similarities may overlap with "The Squeakquel", only they are in Kindergarten. Warning: some chapters contain some harsher adult(-ish) themes, even though age-wise they are 5. I don't own any part of the Chipmunk franchise, just borrowing them from Nickelodeon, Janice Karman, & Ross Bagdasarian, their family, & their company.
About This Chapter: Rated PG-13+(T+), for an illicit and inappropriate relationship between an adult and a child, mentions of and allusions to male anatomy, nudity, same-sex attraction, DFSA (drug-facilitated sexual assault, aka - date rape drugs). (Sorry, this chapter might push the rating, but I try to cut it off before the activity goes "too far".)
Pairings: Alvin/Brittany, Alvin/Giorgio(OC)
7. Secret Reunion At School
Alvin sighed as he sat on the bench outside the nurse's office. He glanced up at a clock on the wall. If only he could tell time like Simon could!
His right knee had some gauze bandaged to it. He was planning to wait for his new friend Brittany to leave the nurse's office so they could go back to class together, but she kept complaining of increasing pain in her head. The pain got worse once she burst into tears, some of the pain was due to the collision itself, but it had been made worse by her sheer exhaustion. The nurse called someone to come take Brittany home, but she told Alvin to just wait outside for a few moments before dismissing him back to class.
His concern for Brittany's well-being was only exceeded by his boredom at the moment. He concentrated on swinging his dangling feet for a while until he heard some adults talking around the corner.
"Excuse me, but which way to the nurse's office?" Asked a male voice that sounded familiar, and driven by a cultured and slightly fruity-sounding accent.
"Just right around the corner." Directed a female voice.
"Thank you." Replied the male voice as his footsteps neared. He gasped when he rounded the corner. "Oh my gosh! If it isn't my favorite little boy in the whole wide world! Alvin! So good to see you, Li'l Squirt!"
Alvin looked up and smiled. "Giorgio! I've missed you, Uncle Gi-gi!" He stood on the bench so he could hug his friend, who enveloped him in a friendly hug and pecked a little kiss to each of his cheeks. Giorgio's neatly-groomed goatee and mustache tickled Alvin's face.
When Giorgio released his embrace, he sat on the bench next to Alvin's left side and asked, "So, what brings you here? I thought I was just coming to pick up Miss Brittany, since I heard she bumped into another kid on the playground and hit her head."
"Yeah, that was me." Alvin confessed. "So I guess it was destiny that brought me here." He winked at Giorgio and they shared a laugh. "I mean, Brittany wouldn't even talk to me until our little accident during recess, where I tried to keep a hard and fast ball from plowing into her. Now that we've walked to the nurse's office together, I may have a better shot with her." He crossed his index and middle fingers of both hands out to the sides of his face, throwing another wink to his friend. "She seems like a nice girl, but I'm sure she's still way out of my league. Oh, Uncle Gi-gi, please don't tell Uncle Ian about me hanging out a little with Brittany today! I don't want her to get in trouble, and it's not like she tried to run into me and get hurt."
Giorgio smiled and shook his head. "Oh, Alvin..." He placed a hand on Alvin's left shoulder. "Sounds like you've got a little crush on my Li'l Princess." He threw a wink at his young friend. "Even though I work for your 'Dear Uncle Ian', you know that I don't necessarily tell him everything. In fact, I could definitely keep this little meeting a secret, if you could...show me where the little boys' room is?" He shot another playful wink at the little boy chipmunk.
"Sure!" Alvin smiled up at him, took his right hand, and leapt off the bench. He landed with a slight wince. "Well, I may not go very fast, but I can still take you there."
Giorgio picked him up, letting Alvin sit on the crook of his left arm. "How about I carry you, but you just point to direct me where to go?"
"Sounds good, but it's just right over there." Alvin pointed across the cafeteria atrium.
As soon as Giorgio carried Alvin into the boys' restroom, he called out, "Hello? Anyone in here?" Hearing no reply, he set Alvin down on the sink counter while he himself examined the door. He saw that there was a way of locking it by just turning a key-latch. It was easy! "And, we now have this bathroom all to ourselves. Did the nurse give you anything for your knee?"
Alvin thought for a moment, "She just cleaned it off and put some 'knee-aspirin cream' or something like that on it, but I didn't eat or drink any medicine for it."
"Neosporin cream?" Giorgio guessed.
"Yeah, something like that!" Alvin giggled. "I remembered it had something to do with my knee, but it worked for Brittany's elbow, too."
Giorgio opened his professional-looking leather hip satchel portfolio, or his "man-purse" or "man-bag", as he sometimes called it. "Let me see if I may have something in here that might help you with the pain... Ah-ha! I found something...but maybe just half a tablet will help you." He opened the child-proof cap on a small amber-colored prescription vial, and dumped a few tablets into his hands. They were tiny oval-shaped white tablets, one of which he was able to crack in half using the score-line that ran down the middle of the tablet. He replaced the other tablets into the vial, along with the other half of the one that he broke.
"What's that?" Alvin asked, pointing to the prescription vial.
"Oh, this?" Giorgio motioned to the vial. "This is my medicine. It helps me stay calm while working for your Uncle Ian. You boys were great, and so are the girls now, but you know how Ian can add a lot of unnecessary stress-please don't tell him I said that. Since you're in school now, can you read yet?"
"Well, kinda..." Alvin shrugged. "I can read my name, which is spelled 'A-L-V-I-N', and I know my last name is spelled 'S-E-V-I-L-L-E', but you don't say the 'E' at the end of my last name. But Simon still reads good-er than me."
"That's OK. You'll learn." Giorgio held the vial out to let Alvin look at the label that he couldn't read, anyway.
All Alvin recognized on the vial's label was the name "PARNETTI, GIORGIO". Toward the middle was a long word that started with "A-L", just like his own name, but he was lost in the mumbo-jumbo of the string of letters that followed. Simon could probably read it, and would probably know what it was with just one, brief glance.
"Now, put this in your mouth," Giorgio held out the halved tablet to him, as well as a small bottle of water he had in his man-bag. "But drink this water to wash it down really fast, so you don't have to chew it or taste it too long. I know you can do it, since I used to give you and your brothers a baby-aspirin every once in a while, especially when your throats got sore from singing at concerts."
"So, do I need to eat?" Alvin asked after he swallowed the tablet with a swig from the water bottle.
"No, you're good." Giorgio smiled. "You might feel sleepy, though." He changed his tone and sighed. "Oh, how I have missed hanging out with you, Alvin!"
"I've missed you, Uncle Gi-gi!" Alvin smiled with his arms outstretched to the man.
Giorgio hugged Alvin in return. "Oh...just look at you..." He smiled, nuzzling Alvin's nose with his own, while his goatee and mustache tickled Alvin's lips and chin. "Boy, you have grown since I last saw you." His hands were holding around Alvin's shoulders and upper arms. "And you look so athletic, now! I bet you've got some big muscles under this shirt. And is your belly fur still soft and fuzzy? How will the ladies keep their hands off you?"
"I'll even show you." Alvin offered as he started taking off his shirt. "You may still have to help me a little, but you used to give me and my brothers baths all the time. And you would also change us into different outfits for concerts. Right now, I have a bruise on my right shoulder, from where Brittany hit her head. It still kinda hurts."
"Oh, you poor Li'l Squirt..." Giorgio helped him remove his shirt, but he let Alvin keep wearing his hat. He got out his camera phone and said, "Work it, boy! Show me those big muscles!" He took several shots of Alvin flexing his arm muscles in different poses. "Yeah! Good job!" He nuzzled Alvin again while gently stroking the soft, fine fur on his chest and belly. "Oh, you are still soft and fuzzy! You are just one cute and handsome little guy! Just look at those cute little nipples, and that cute little belly button! Hey, remember the tickle-game we used to play?"
"Yeah!" Alvin giggled as Giorgio tickled his chest and belly. "I even remember how you would spank me. It never hurt, though. It was kinda fun."
"Oh yes, I remember that, too!" Giorgio laughed. "I wonder if your little tushie is as cute now as it was when you were two or three. Your little tail is still as cute as I remember. How old are you now, by the way?"
"I'm five!" Alvin stated proudly. He started unbuttoning and unzipping his denim jean shorts. "How old are you, Uncle Gi-gi?"
Giorgio helped him undress, being careful to avoid disturbing the bandage on his right knee as he slipped off Alvin's pants, as well as his socks and shoes. "Wow, five! You're so grown up! I'm still twenty-nine...OK, forty-two, but I do pilates and yoga at the gym twice a week."
Alvin laughed, "I won't tell anyone, but I thought you were like eighteen or something."
"Oh, pish-posh. You are so sweet, Li'l Squirt." Giorgio flicked his right wrist and giggled. "I like how you count. You are probably so good at math that you might even need to give your big brother, Simon, lessons on how to count like you. And, what adorable little boxers you're wearing! They're goldenrod-yellow with some scarlet-red 'A's' on them! I bet your Daddy Seville has been spoiling you rotten with love."
"Yeah, Dave is great! He got me a whole bunch of undies just like these." Alvin smiled. "I was so excited to get these kinds of big-boy pants, and I wanted to show them off to people, but Dave told me I was supposed to keep them a secret. He'd probably never let me show them to you."
"He's not here, so I won't tell him if you don't." Giorgio raised an eyebrow. "Want me to snap a few pics of you modeling them?"
Alvin nodded with enthusiasm, and struck several poses for Giorgio. He also walked along the sink countertop, pretending it was a catwalk.
Giorgio pulled a sharpie-pen out of his man-bag and asked, "Would you consider autographing your cute little boxers for me, so I can take some home as a souvenir? It would be something fun to remember you, and you did say you have others like this at home, didn't you?"
"Oh yeah!" Alvin giggled. "You can totally have these, and I would be happy to sign them for you. It's not too high a price for you, Uncle Gi-gi. Besides, I've always wondered what it would be like to go commando." He let Giorgio help him shimmy out of his boxers, then accepted the pen, and signed his name on the boxers. He used one of the red "A's", outlining around it with the pen, then wrote in the "L-V-I-N" next to it. "There you go!"
"Thank you, Alvin!" Giorgio slipped the boxers into his man-bag. He even snapped a few pics of Alvin in nothing but his birthday suit and hat. "I sure miss giving you baths and stuff. Your little tushie is still cute, and so are your little - I mean, nicely-endowed-considering-that-the-rest-of-you-is-little - manly bits. Or do you call them your munk-bits?"
Alvin giggled. "Dave told me to call it my penis, or my boy parts or my private parts. When he's not around, sometimes I call it my munk-hood, or my munk-junk, or I even still like 'munk-bits'. One time I got in trouble when I called it my..." He motioned for Giorgio to come close so he could whisper the rest in his ear.
Giorgio laughed. "Oh, Alvin, even Uncle Ian would've locked you in the Punishment Cage for hearing you call it that! You naughty, naughty little boy." He shook his finger at Alvin in mock-disappointment, but spoiled the act by laughing. He ended it with a sigh. "Anyway, nowadays I give the Chipettes baths, and Miss Brittany is sometimes the only one who appreciates and enjoys the things I do for them, totally out of love, of course. I get to see them naked all the time, but I've missed seeing you naked. Their girly-bits are just not your...munk-bits."
"Really? Got any pics on your phone of the girls taking baths?" Alvin asked out of curiosity. "It's on my bucket-list, I'll admit, but I still haven't seen any girls naked."
Giorgio looked at the menu of pics on his phone. "Ummm...no, sorry. I must've uploaded them all to my laptop by now. But, hey, maybe some other day, you could offer selling your autograph or your autographed boxers, for the asking price of them to take it all off for you. I'll just have to come up with another way to make it worth your while today. Would it help if we played the tickle-game or the kissing-game?"
Alvin's heart skipped a beat, and his tail wagged happily. He totally missed this bonding time with his Uncle Gi-gi! "Would I ever!" He punched his right fist into the air and did a happy little jump. When he landed, he felt dizzy and toppled off the counter.
Giorgio caught him before he could hit the floor. "Whoa! Careful, Alvin. I don't want you to hurt yourself any more. I think the medicine is starting to work. How about I hold you for a moment, while you just relax for a nice body-rub. Just like I used to give you to help you sleep?" He cradled Alvin on his left forearm, with Alvin's head pillowed up against his inner elbow, and his legs and tail sprawled out towards Giorgio's wrist and left hand.
Alvin nodded, "Uh-huh... Thanks for the save, Uncle Gi-gi!" He suddenly felt sleepy, so he closed his eyes and enjoyed the sensation of Giorgio's fingers gently stroking him between his chest and his upper and inner thighs, and everywhere in between.
"Shhh, shhh, shhh... Just breathe..." Giorgio whispered just an inch away from Alvin's lips. He planted a small but slow, sweet kiss on Alvin's lips, while nuzzling his nose and letting his facial hair tickle the boy chipmunk's face. Giorgio started planting similar small kisses down the rest of Alvin's body, starting at his nose, moving to his lips, and moving down his chin, then neck, then chest, then even further down. Alvin dozed off with the feeling of Giorgio's kiss right below his navel.
"What happened?" Alvin sat up and felt of his head. He looked around quickly. He was now fully dressed, and sitting on the bathroom counter.
"Oh, good, you're up!" Giorgio smiled at him while washing his hands, and using the paper towels to clean something that looked like he had earlier spilled on the right shoulder of his collared button-up shirt and necktie. He had taken off the gray blazer he was wearing earlier and folded it into his man-bag. Glancing at his watch and picking up the shoulder strap to his man-bag, he stated, "Whoa! You've been napping for the past thirty minutes. How do you feel now, Alvin?"
"Still sleepy." Alvin yawned. He suddenly gasped. "Oh my gosh! We should probably get back to the nurse's office to check on Brittany. The nurse might be wondering where I am by now, and so will Ms Garcia, my teacher."
Giorgio helped Alvin off the counter as he tried to find his footing again. "Can you walk OK? What about your knee? And your shoulder? Do they still hurt?" He asked as he unlocked and opened the door.
Alvin staggered out of the restroom, followed by his Uncle Gi-gi. "I think I'm mostly having trouble walking because of the medicine, which is still making me feel dizzy. But my knee isn't hurting as much as it was. Maybe you should give Brittany the other half of that pill that you gave me. That would help her sleep so she could forget about her headache and her scraped up elbow and knee."
Giorgio picked him up and carried him when he saw that Alvin was stumbling. "I'll do just that! But I'll see how she is first." He patted Alvin's back. "You might not want to run around much for the rest of the day, especially since you aren't wearing your cute little boxers anymore."
"Oh, yeah!" Alvin giggled. "So this is what it feels like to go commando." He wiggled his hips around a little. "Oh-ho! I feel like such a rebel!" He laughed as they made their way back to the nurse's office.
"There you are, Alvin!" The nurse sighed with relief from the open doorway to the nurse's office. "I was starting to worry about you. I knew I didn't send you back to class just yet, but I thought you were just sitting out on the bench. I figured you needed to use the restroom or something. Did you get lost on the way there and back, Dear?"
"Oh, I had to show my Uncle Gi-gi - I mean, Uncle Giorgio - where the bathroom was, and then I had to go." Alvin fibbed. "But the nearest bathroom was locked, I guess they were working on it, so we had to go to the one in the gym."
Giorgio set Alvin on the bench and shook hands with the school nurse. "Hi, I'm Giorgio Parnetti. I came to pick up Miss Brittany Chipette, if she's still here. But then I needed to use the restroom, and I ran into my little nephew here, who just told you the rest of our little adventure. How is Brittany doing now, by the way?"
"Good afternoon, Mr Parnetti, I'm Nurse Gloria Stephens." She returned the handshake. "And thank you so much for coming to get Brittany. She was taking a little nap, since she had a headache. I gave her some Children's Motrin, with a few crackers. She seems better than she was, but I don't think she feels like going back to class." She turned to kneel next to Alvin, "And I am so sorry if you felt like I forgot about you from earlier. For a few moments there, I thought Brittany would still want to go back to class with you, but I had to call someone to take her home instead. But thank you so much for waiting for her like the brave, sweet gentleman that you are. I guess you can go back to class whenever you'd like." She handed him a small slip of paper. "Just give this to your teacher when you get back to class, and show it to anyone who asks in the hallway. This functions as your hall pass and your excuse note for missing this part of your afternoon classes. Anything else I can do for you, Young Man?"
Alvin smiled and shook his head. "Thanks, Miss Nurse Stephens! You've really helped me out! I'd love to come visit you some other time, even when I'm not hurt or sick - and not just for the animal crackers!"
Nurse Stephens laughed as she stood up. "Well, I try to save the animal crackers for the kids who need them, but if you see me out in the hall or at lunch, you're always welcome to wave and say hi. I'm sure you're a real joy to have in class, too! Right now, I'm gonna bring out Miss Brittany and let you say goodbye to her before your uncle takes her home."
"OK!" Alvin chuckled as she went back in her office. He loved Miss Nurse Stephens, she reminded him of his grandmother. And it was obvious she loved doting on all of her "patients" as if they were her grandchildren. "Isn't she awesome?" He smiled giddily at Giorgio, who nodded and grinned in return.
When Nurse Stephens opened her office door again, she was leading Brittany out by her left hand. "Hey, Brittany, look who came to get you?"
Brittany still looked sleepy and somewhat cranky, like she just woke up from a nap. She also used the back of her free right hand to rub the sleep out of her eyes. But her demeanor cheered when she saw Giorgio. "Uncle Gi-gi!" She took a few steps toward him with outstretched arms.
Giorgio scooped her up in his left arm, pecking little kisses on both sides of her face. "Brittany!" He hugged her, then backed up to look at her, smoothing her bangs out of her face with his right hand. "How are you feeling, Li'l Princess?"
"Still tired," she shrugged, "My head still kinda hurts, and so do my knee and elbow. I guess they don't hurt as much as they did before my nap, but I still don't feel like going back to class today."
"That's OK, Li'l Princess, I'll just take you home, where you can have a nice nap." Giorgio hugged her close to his left shoulder again as Nurse Stephens handed him an excuse slip, similar to Alvin's.
"Just be sure to bring this back with her tomorrow, since if she's feeling better, she's welcome back in class." Explained Nurse Stephens. "Or you can drop it by her teacher right now, if you want to stop by her classroom to get Brittany's things before you leave. And don't forget to sign her out at the same office where you checked in. Let me know if you need anything else. OK, Sweetie?" She rubbed Brittany's back empathetically before returning back to her office, closing the door behind her.
Alvin hopped off the bench. "If she just wants to go home now, and doesn't want to go back to class to get her stuff and see everyone, I could just tell Jeanette and Eleanor to take her stuff with them when they go home on the bus."
"That would be great, Alvin! Thanks, that will help us out a lot." Giorgio knelt next to Alvin, adjusting Brittany in his arms so she could say goodbye to him. "Hey, Brittany, anything you wanna tell Alvin before we leave?"
"Sure." She groaned, but tried to smile a little for Alvin. "Thanks for everything, Alvin!" She reached out her right hand in his direction.
"Will I see you at school tomorrow?" Alvin asked, concerned for his new friend. He took hold of her hand in his right hand, giving it a gentle squeeze.
"Maybe I'll feel better by then." She groaned. "But thanks for telling my sisters to bring my backpack and lunchbox. Tell them I love them and hope to see them tonight back at home."
"Will do, Brittany." He gave her hand one final squeeze before letting go. "I hope you feel better, so we can see you at school tomorrow."
"Thanks..." Brittany mumbled as she dozed off on Giorgio's shoulder, while he was standing up.
"Shhh, shhh, shhh..." Giorgio patted Brittany's back as he stood up. He glanced back down at Alvin as he started walking away from the nurse's office. "I guess it's time I let you get back to class. It was so good to see you, Li'l Squirt!" He leaned over and picked up Alvin with his free right arm so he could give him another hug and kiss his cheeks again. "Mmm...mmm! I love ya, Alvin, ya Li'l Squirt!"
Alvin returned the hug and kisses. "I love you, too, Uncle Gi-gi! I hope to see you again!"
"Me too!" Giorgio set Alvin back on the ground. "Oh, before we go, let me leave you with a little something. Just a moment." He turned his back to Alvin and seemed to whisper something to Brittany. When he turned back to Alvin, he was holding out some small, pink material with various shades of pink flowers all over it. "Well, since I took your little boxers, it only seemed fair that I gave you Brittany's little panties. You can change into them in the little boys' room right now, if you'd like. Or you can put them in your pocket, if you still wanna go commando. Either way - everything today, between our reunion outside the nurse's office until now - especially our little bonding fun and games in the little boys' room - keep that as our little secret. I won't tell Uncle Ian that you and Brittany made friends, if you keep all of that other stuff a secret. OK? Promise?"
Alvin nodded and pretended to zip his lip with his right hand as he accepted the panties with his left hand. "Totally, Uncle Gi-gi, our secret. Thanks for the, uh...for everything." He motioned to Brittany's flowered panties as he stuffed them into the front left pocket of his denim shorts. He added a wink as he walked back to class, while seeing Giorgio and Brittany walk back to the office.
A/N: Not sure whether you like Giorgio, or want to shoot him (like Dave would upon finding out what he did to Alvin)? Me neither! He's just such a charming character, who kinda reminds me of my mom (his constant use of the word "little"), but he's got a creepy-creeper streak. Sorry to push the rating with this character and this chapter, but just wanted to show some temptation, from the perspective of a 5-year-old, who still can't use his judgment to distinguish which secrets are OK to keep & which are not (some of us even get tempted with similar dilemmas at 15, 25, 35, 45,...even 105). Since Ian doesn't use the word "love" around the chipmunks, but Giorgio does (especially with Alvin & Brittany), as you can probably see, this would warp Alvin's & Brittany's understanding of "love" (why, as they get older, they obsess about their appearances, crave individual attention from their parent, & yet think so highly of themselves as if the world revolves around them). Kind of fascinating to me!
An inside joke in our family is that my mom talks with her hands a lot, & the rest of us like to laugh about when she says "little", & she makes hand motions like she is squishing down a small, invisible, cube-shaped box with her hands or her fingers. My dad jokes about how she describes everything as "cute" &/or "little". (Dad: "So, how was the movie?" Mom: sighs, "Oh, it was cute.")
My niece Macy is 5, & she just started Kindergarten this week (I hope her school does a better job of keeping out creeps like Giorgio, no matter how charming they may be. Lol!). A part in here that made me think of her was when Alvin was talking about how Dave got him some "big-boy pants", and he wanted to show them off, but Dave told him to keep it a secret. Well, when Macy was about 3, & getting potty-trained, she was so excited about getting to wear "big-girl panties" that she couldn't wait to show them off, but her mom (& the rest of us) was like "No, put your dress down, you're supposed to keep your big-girl panties a secret!"
The medicine that Giorgio gives Alvin is alprazolam (Xanax), which is a (controlled substance, aka - C-IV, that's a Roman numeral "4") drug he's using for his high anxiety of working with (& for) Ian, but on an "as needed" basis. (So, Ian gets under Giorgio's skin, too!) It doesn't usually help with pain, but in this case it's used as DFSA, so Alvin will sleep through everything without remembering any of it. So Giorgio will cover his tracks even if Alvin forgets to keep it all secret. Alprazolam does cause drowsiness, & an overdose can cause people to stop breathing (yet another reason Giorgio reminded Alvin to "just breathe").