Brit: And now time for... THE ! GET IT ON!!! Stimpy vs.--
Stimpy: Hey! Are yous callin' Me stupid?!
Brit: No, idiot!(Stimpy pulls out her eye sockets and shoves them up her ass)
Stimpy: That'll show her. First battle is one I've wanted to do for a long time: The Classic Cartoon Battle! First part: Charlie Brown vs. Snoopy!
Snoopy: Arf!
Charlie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH who's a good boy? You are! Oh yes you are!
Snoopy:(Rips his face off) Arf, arf!
Stimpy: Next battle: Bart vs. Lisa! Go get 'em!
Bart: Cowabungholio!
Lisa: Dumbass.(Uses science to explode Bart) Woohoo!
Stimpy: Yes, woohoo... Final battle: Me vs. Ren, motherfuckers!
Ren: What?! No! That can't be!
Stimpy: It's time to settle this: once & for all!(Runs at Ren, but he deflects it with a newspaper)
Ren: How do ya like that, eh?!
Stimpy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!(Charges Ren into the lava) Ha, ha! Ho-rays!