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Gojyo was bored and decided to ask the villager's if they would rather kiss Sanzo over him. So Gojyo was walking to a young lady and asked her "Who would you rather kiss me or Sanzo over there."

Sanzo was buying some smokes and a lighter. Goku and Hakkai were eating out.

The young lady giggled and said "Sanzo and he looks so dang cute."

Gojyo wondered how the hell is Sanzo cute. So he just walked away from that young lady and walked to another to ask the same question.

The lady smiled and said to Gojyo "Sanzo's blond hair reminds me of the sun and I would totally kiss him..His hands look sexy and I wouldn't mind if he grope my ass."

Gojyo sighs and walks over to another person to ask the same question turns out it was a pretty boy, but no matter.

The Pretty boy just smiled and repiled "Well Sanzo of course and I wonder if he is a true blond...He most likely is because dying one's hair is not allowed. I wonder what is under that robe of his and I wonder.."

Gojyo asked every young person and they choose Sanzo over him.

Gojyo thought ' Why the hell would the Young lady's chose Sanzo? Is it because I'm not famous wait I'm a little famous right? Damn how the hell is Sanzo more famous than me..Oh that's right he is Sanzo even though he is as cold as an ice cube...A lot more people would want to screw him and make him break that vow of chastity..I highly doubt anyone can make Sanzo do that and he broke most of the vows...Like drinking, smoking and killing.'

So Gojyo gave up and walked back to the hotel. Sanzo looked pissed off and ready to go off on somebody.

Sanzo glared heatly at Gojyo and said in a low pissed off voice "You damn bastard this is all your damn fault you peverted water cockroach."

Gojyo asked while having wide eyes since the gun was pointed at him "What the hell did I do now?!"

Sanzo repiled "You asked the villagers that dumbass question and now they think that I will kiss them..Also they seem to think I would screw them..We are leaving tonight and going more to the west."

Goku whined ",But Sanzo I'm hu--"

Sanzo snapped "Shut the hell up monkey. I'm not in the mood for your bloody whining."

Hakkai sighs and said "Well Sanzo has spoken and let's go now."

Gojyo could of sworn that Hakkai glared at him and Goku was now glaring at Gojyo. So Sanzo, Goku and Hakkai were pissed at Gojyo.

Up in the heavens Kanzeon was watching and thought 'Hmm so Konzen is still keeping that vow of chastity and to think I thought he wouldn't keep to it. I wonder who would be Konzen's first? Goku is still a virgin too, but those other two are not virgins.'

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Please let me know if you would like me to write more. If you do then I will upload more chapters. This story is just like umm Random Events Okay. Hope that they are not too OOC.