Dear Diary,
I think I made a smart move. It will probably work out well in the end, right?
I've merged countries with Austria. So I guess I'm no longer Hungary then. I'm Austria-Hungary…with Austria…
It all would have been fine and dandy, if Prussia hadn't come in being the jerk that he is and ruined everything. He refused to accept Maria Theresa as the empress and demanded to have Silesia as payment so he would accept her.
We refused. But then he just took it for himself! Austria had to go to war with him, which I knew wouldn't turn out well. His only ally was England, after all…
He got crushed in the first battle… He came back all beaten and battered and I didn't know what to do! He still managed to maintain his perfect composure, but I could tell he was in a lot of pain.
So, I decided Prussia had to pay. I still know how to fight, after all!
Turns out Prussia hadn't changed at all! I used to always beat him in fights when we were kids and I still can. He ran away like a scared little child.
He still kept Silesia, though…
Prussia was being such an idiot, like always. He doesn't deserve to get off with the better part of this deal…
You know what, he doesn't even deserve to have me think about him anymore.
I am perfectly happy where I am right now.
Right?
Sincerely,
Elizaveta
Dear Diary,
Okay, so I just got humiliated on the warfront by a girl…
What happened was, I was at war with Austria because I refused to recognize their puny little empress person as ruler. That actually wasn't my reason, but it was his. I chose not to recognize her because I didn't want to admit that the lousy aristocrat brat merged with Hungary. I don't get why he should get her all to himself! I haven't seen her in years and he's practically married to her!
That's a justifiable cause for war, I think.
Anyway, I got my friends, Spain and France, to help me out, making our forces pretty damn strong and unbeatable. All Austria had on his side was that annoying England. And he ditched him because all he wanted to do was fight France. (P.S. France is not a good fighter. At all. I will make a mental note not to have him fight for me again.) Anyway, we beat Austria without a problem and I powned his ass!
Everything was fine at that point. It looked like I would get everything I wanted and maybe even steal Hungary away like the awesome person that I am. No one should have to be forced to deal with that idiot for as long as she has. She's probably going through torture.
The next battle that came up, I just thought it would be Austria all by his pathetic lonesome and it would be easy for me to pull off an awesome victory. But Hungary was there… She still had her long hair, but she ditched her dress for combat clothes.
And she was beautiful as hell.
Thing is, I would never be able to fight her full out. I never could. Even when I thought she was a dude. So she was always able to beat me. She did it this time, too. It's embarrassing to say, but I retreated. I couldn't fight her and I couldn't win! So I just had to leave.
Even though I got to keep Silesia, I still feel a little sad inside.
I guess this means that she just wants to be with Austria and not me. I feel rejected…
Still Awesome, I Think,
Prussia
***Author's Note***
To be honest, for research for this chapter, I just watched the anime and basically wrote it down with a little romance and stuff in there. Prussia's side was entertaining, but Hungary's side sucked to write... But, oh well! It turned out okay.
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