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NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADO...
Reminder
James and Sirius were up in their dorm discussing ways to manipulate Snape into getting a good shampooing.
"The best way to do it I think" said James "would be to" he trailed off
"Oh c'mon. Let's just go with the first idea and dump shampoo on his head!"
Normal POV
"So how do you propose we do this Sirius?" asked James. He was lying on his bed staring at the ceiling, deep in thought
"Do what?" Sirius asked James in return. He was walking around the room looking for something
"What do you mean 'do what', we're thinking up a plan to clean up Snape are we not?"
"Oh right, hold on mate I'm looking for something..." Sirius was now under the bed
"What could you have possibly lost already?!" James wanted to start the plan
"Oh just my hairbrush" and the silly boy started to sing...
"And now it's time
for Silly Songs with Sirius. The part of the
show where Sirius
comes out and sings a silly song.
Having just finished his
morning bath, and having searched
for his hairbrush, Sirius
cries out! Oh, where is my
hairbrush, oh where is my hairbrush.
Oh where, oh where, oh
where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh
where, oh where..."
"SIRIUS FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN THE WHOLE COMMON ROOM CAN HEAR YOU!" Remus had arrived
"Hello Remus" said an annoyed James Potter
"Listen you two, we have potions now, so I suggest" Remus rambled "That you grab your bags and get going"
"Fine" Sirius and James replied simultaneously
And with that Remus nodded his head and left for class.
"Well mate what are we going to do?" James finally had time to ask, as they walked down the stairs and out of the common room
"Here's an idea...Selsan blue!!" exclaimed Sirius
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"Selsan Blue! Regulus told me all about it - you know, never wear black without the blue? Reg uses it all the time. See, Snapey has wicked bad dandruff right..."
"Anyways" James interrupted "Yeah okay we'll use that But we can't just do this in the open, we should ambush him"
"Yeah!!" said Sirius excitedly "Now what does ambush mean?"
James sighed "I'll explain after class Sirius"
Both boys sat down at a table with Remus, who was already taking notes - which confused James and Sirius for class hadn't even started yet
-- The next day
REMUS' POV
I don't trust those two. I suppose they have an 'okay' reason to strongly dislike Snape but...hopefully they don't get too reckless
Aw great, Peters stuck under the table again. How does he even do that?
"Thanks Remus" Peter squeaked to me after I got him squeezed out from under the table for the THIRD time that morning.
"Peter why do you even go under the table? Really people stare"
"Well I keep dropping my toast"
"Whoa wait a second. Are you telling me you've been eating toast off the floor??"
"Um...yeah"
I'm done with my breakfast now thanks. Call me a germaphobic but that's just gross.
"Hey Pete I'm gonna head back to the common room and grab my bag for class"
As I walked out of the great hall, I felt my jaw drop as a shriek pierced the world, in one quivering note...
James POV
"Okay ya' sure you got it?" I asked Sirius
"Yup"
"You drop the bucket of Selsan blue when he is right underneath us"
"Yup"
"Ready?"
"Yup"
"Is that all you're gonna to say?"
"Yup"
I rolled my eyes and watched the door open. It was him! And HER - Evans and slimy (as Sirius called him) talking as they made their way out of the great hall. Their voices condescending up the stairway where we were hidden.
"Why have you been avoiding me?" Lily's voice crawled up the stairs in a hurt tone
"I have not." He replied bluntly, not meeting her gaze
"Yes you are, it's not my fault we were sorted into different houses, but honestly Sev, we can still be friends right?" Evans asked anxiously, and innocent; I think she is hypnotizing him with her girly sweetness. Hey it's possible.
"Yeah I guess"
"What does that mean?"
"Well Gryffindor and Slytherin aren't support to be friends."
"Oh rubbish! I don't care!!"
There was a pause, I thought about how sad it was that this girl was trying to break the natural order of things and was attempting to be friends with a slimy Slytherin…maybe she should just go there instead.
"Well….." Snape said thinking "Okay, yeah, we can be friends."
I shudder. More like gagged. Ewwwwww!!
"Lily!" another voice called, it was one of her friends "Come on Alice needs you!"
"Coming!" she yelled in reply
"Get ready" I told Sirius as she skipped off leaving Snape alone just in target zone.
"Okay... one second….GO!" and he dropped it.
Just as lily turned back to Snape and took a step forward, he backed up leaving the space free… Lily filled it to kiss him on the cheek.
I looked away knowing what was coming…
Remus POV
OMG THEY DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!
Later….
"So did you have fun?"
"Oh jolly good time!" said Sirius sarcastically
"I would think so" I said grinning
James and Sirius had gotten a detention from none other that McGonagall.
"Well we've determined that we're winning." James said
I raised and eyebrow in question and he brought out a piece of paper which read
Who can get the most detentions in 1-7 year?
James -1
Sirius -1
Remus -0
Peter -0
Then there was the
Who can make Evans scream the most?
James- 1
Sirius-1
Remus- 0
Peter -0
"Ha, we are wining!" Sirius said sticking out his tongue
"Not if you look at it in the term that who ever gets the lowest amount of points wins then me and Peter would be winning because we are the ones with the least amount of points.
"I'm lost"
James however said "You know big words confuses us Remus"
"The only big words were term and amount" I said very slowly. And I can't say they were very big at all
"Yes we know and those are big words!"
"Term means to apply a term to: call: name and amount means the total number or quantity: aggregate" (I used my resources, straight from a dictionary) Peter had now lead us into a stunned silence
"Peter, since when have you been an walking encyclopedia?!"
"I think you mean dictionary" I explained
"What's the difference?" Sirius said, now annoyed
"There's a big one! You see…" I began, enjoying there faces, which were beginning to look like they where going to explode
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah too much knowledge!! Help!" Sirius screeched running out of the room.
Tada end of chapter 6
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