A/N I have a five hour cheer practice tomorrow! Today, it's two in the morning... I start school next week... I get more fillings on Monday. Couldn't someone just shoot me and have the same effect as all of these things?

Sung

Spoken in English

Sung in English

With that said, I DO NOT OWN ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM, enjoy the story!

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F's POV

"What are you doing?" I ask J, who stood up for something. It's not like I particularly want to know what she's doing, but if she gets herself in trouble I hold myself responsible.

"Something." J replies, she takes her back pack and pulls one of the straps onto her right shoulder.

"Is 'something' evil?" I ask another question. As long as it's not evil I'll let her do whatever.

"No, just delinquent." J answers. "And since it's the end of lunch and everyone' shushing to finish their conversations, no one's even gonna notice me. Plus Death is distracting Korosensei, not that he would be a threat to what I'm doing, but it helps."

I look to the front of the classroom where Death is sitting in his human form on Korosensei's desk. Did she make him do something? And did he actually go along with it? Death is supposed to help me make sure J doesn't do anything stupid. But then again if he's helping with it, than maybe it's not stupid. Or she bribed him. Or both.

"And now a detailed explanation." I tell her. She rolls her eyes.

"I'm ditching. It's not like I wanna sit through the last four periods." J whispers.

The last four periods. Japanese, math, social studies, and than an extra period that I think is either study halls or art or some extra time slot the class has to fill with something. And let's see, in J's mind it the remaining schedule probably goes something like this;

J's POV

Stuff I already know, torture with numbers, things I can have Molly tell me later, literally nothing probably. Yeah, I can ditch with little to no consequences. Other than maybe detention or a punishment along the same lines. Boring and typical.

F's POV

I would skip too, if I didn't desperately need help with Japanese. Plus it's our first day in E Class, so I need to know just how much farther ahead than A Class they are. If English and Science give me an estimate, I'd say about two and a half weeks ahead. So many notes I'll have to get, so many. Why must I care about my grades?

While I was ranting in my head, J had already left the classroom, unnoticed as she predicted.

"Is she ditching again?" Molly asks, noticing the empty desk next to her about a moment later.

I nod in reply, Molly sits back in her chair. J ditching class isn't anything new to either of us.

A few minutes pass, and Korosensei announces lunch to be over, starting a Japanese lecture while drawing pictures on the board to go with it. Out of the corner of my eye I see Death lying on Korosensei's desk, in cat form once again. Weird, if he was helping J with something usually he would follow her.

Fifteen Minutes Later

Third Person POV

"Okay, since we have now have foreign students, let's see if they can read the..." Korosensei cuts himself off once he turns around to face the board. "Where's J?!" His tentacles start flailing at the thought of a missing student.

One of these tentacles, ends up hitting a sleeping cat off of the octopus teacher's desk.

"She said something about ditching earlier." The disgruntled cat replies, leaping back up onto the desk. It's voice turns sarcastic, "Thanks for hitting me off the desk by the way."

"But she could be hiding somewhere!" Korosensei exclaims. He turns into a goopy, metallic liquid, and decides to place himself in the ceiling corner by the door of the classroom.

"You're helping get rid of all of these terrible cat puns in my brain, by the way. Because you're a real scaredy cat." The cat says, curling back up where he previously was. "She's not in the classroom, now start teaching your students before I do it for you."

"That's almost worse than whatever J could be doing." F's bored voice says from the back of the classroom. "Why are you so scared of her anyways, other than occasionally murdering people, it's not like she does anything."

"She's creepy!" Korosensei defends himself. The cat lifts his head up to look at the octopus, knowing that his given explanation is an excuse.

"So is Karma but you're fine with him." Another student points out.

"Karma's creepy in the non-terrifying way!" Korosensei says.

"I feel offended." Karma comments. "Now I want to leave the classroom too."

"Karma, no." The classroom seems to order the red-head as a whole.

Karma, gets up and walks towards the door, ignoring his classmates and teacher. Korosensei solidifies back into his normal yellow form, and blocks the exit.

"Karma, no." The teacher repeats.

Karma simply takes one of the green rubber knives, and starts poking at the octopus with it, forcing Korosensei to move to avoid damage. Through a created hole, Karma was able to leave the classroom as well.

"There goes ten minutes of our Japanese lesson." Someone comments.

"It was more entertaining than Korosensei's lecture anyways." Another adds on.

"Hey! My lecture was entertaining!" Korosensei exclaims. Most of the students reply by shaking their heads. "I drew pictures on the board for it!"

"You do that with every lesson." A third student points out, various confirmations of 'yeah.' Coming from around the room.

In the debate about Korosensei's lecture, the cat was able to hop off of the teacher's desk and out of the classroom as well.

"Bad meets evil, the saying goes, I think." The cat mutters to himself.

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A/N This is literally a set up chapter for the next chapter. So if it seems short or doesn't seem as well edited, it's just because I'm trying to save my energy for the more important next chapter.

Hand over the OCs, all of them.

Review/favorite/follow! Come on guys I have a five hour cheer practice in less than twelve hours, make me feel better by doing this for me.