Knuckles and Shadow: Writers Block and Competition?
"Ugh, I'm having a bad hair day." Knuckles complained.
"I don't have real hair and even I feel that way. Its been a week and two days and still no ideas!" Shadow complained as well. He was bored to the extreme and he was really pissed off for no apparent reason. They then bump into Todd and Ares.
"Hola, Chicos!" Ares greeted.
"Hey guys!" Todd greeted also.
They sigh in unison and they reply in unison, with sheer boredom, "Hey guys."
The baby blue hedgehog and the shadow look-alike gasp at their reply.
"Guys, are you two ok?" Todd asked.
"What happened, chicos?"
Shadow sighs and before he says a word, Scourge, no longer in emo attire, said,
"Its because Amy's gonna break up with him since he's too much of a pussy. And besides, Amy needs a real guy and not some emo freak to show her who's best."
"FUCK YOU!" Ares said and he kicks Scourge in the groin.
"AHH! You son of a bitch! You're lucky that I am in pain and that you kicked me!"
"Ah, bullshit! I felt like kicking you and for hitting on Laterose the other day and calling Soccer gay!"
"I'm not gonna lie, Soccer is –UGH!"
Scourge was kicked again for almost calling Soccer gay.
(Soccer isn't gay! I love soccer and I love to play it. Flamers, let fight over the PM!)
Ares huffs and he drags the green hedgehog out and shoves him in a locker.
"NEVER, EVER CALL FUTBOL GAY!" Ares shouted.
(A/N: Futbol means Soccer)
"Wow, Ares! I will never mess with you and Soccer ever again!" Todd said as he looks at Scourge in the locker.
"But what's with the emo act for the both of you. I get that Shadow's emo, but that's not like you, Knux ol' buddy!" Todd said.
"We're on writer's block, man." Knuckles replied. Shadow droops his head and he walks to Mr. Acosta's class.
"Damn, Shadow's taking his writer's block too hard." Ares said.
"Yeah, and I think I know why. The talent show is next week and like with this, the whole school would see their talent and they could be famous."
"Ouch!"
"Yeah, ouch. I even got my act and all I did was hang with Jillian. She even helped me pick my act."
"Are you doing that Don't Tickle Me act?"
(A/N: Don't Tickle Me: BY Dane Cook)
"Yeah…?"
"Just don't pin me in the middle, OK?" Ares asked. Todd groans 'aww, man!' and he says,
"OK, Fine. But you just make the perfect dummy."
Ares made a fist and asked,
"Did you just call me, dummy?"
Todd was scared and replied,
"Not an in offensive way, Ares. Now if you'll excuse me….igottogo! LATEROSE, HELP ME!"
Todd makes a run for it and Ares follows,
"Come back and face me, Puneta!"
Shadow and Knuckles reach their class and they see Spike, a porcupine, in hippie attire. He was looking terrible and smelled like shit, literally.
(A/N: My oc, Spike the Porcupine.)
Shadow and Knuckles smell the stench and they quickly pinched their noses, due to its horrid smell.
"DAMN, Spikester! WHAT THE HELL? DID YOU TAKE A BATH AT ALL THIS WEEK, OR THE LAST?" Knuckles asked.
"This is my eau de natural perfume, man. Ugh, you guys, we really need a new government. The king's new laws suck dick and we need to change our world. Are you in, brother?"
"HELL NO! NOW SHUT UP, HIPPE! DAMN I HATE HIPPIES."
Shadow sulks some more.
"-sigh-"
"DAMN IT SPIKE, GO AWAY!" Knuckles snapped at the porcupine hippie. Then Laterose, with Ares, Todd and Tails behind her walk in the class room. When they pass Spike, the boys ignore the smell and they high five the Porcupine. When Laterose sees a friend of hers, she whispers in her ear and they chatter and gossip like nuts.
"Ugh, I mean, does he take a bath at all, Late?" a angel white mongoose asks her shock pink hedgehog friend.
"I know he does, but he just loves to act stupid. Everyone knows Todd is the better class clown and that Spike is trying waay to hard to be a hippie."
Shadow and Knuckles were getting annoyed as Spike sang about brotherly love and about anger in the world.
"Man, I don't know why theres so much anger an hate in the world. Do you guys know?"
Shadow was about to go nuts and he shouts,
"SON OF A BITCH! I FUCKING HATE HIPPIES! GO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER! DAMN IT, NOT EVEN LOCKE IS THAT INSANE!"
That was all Spike needed to hear and he skipped away. Shadow was about to crack because of this writers block.
"grr, I hate hippes!"
Then he realized something, his hatred for hippes could become a song. Shadow then wakes up out of his one week writer's block and he quickly grabs a notebook and a writes down fresh lyrics.
Knuckles was bored out of his mind and he finishes his homework in class before the bell rang. When the bell rang, they all got in their seats and Spike sat next to the window.
"OK, class, we will begin our segment on the Civil Rights movement and all about the Sixties. So can anyone tell me about the 60's and 70's?"
Spike raises his hand and Todd, who sits next to him, jokes,
"Man, your BO smells worse than a skunk at a poop rally."
Spike sticks his tongue out and he says,
"It was a time when hippiedom grew, man."
Mr. Acosta, a platinum colored Mink replies,
"Yes, but we're talking about Civil Rights, Spike. Remember, American History is as important as Mobian History."
Spike replies,
"Yes, sir."
"Speaking of Mobian History, we have a visitor. He might be someone you know and he is a veteran of the Mobinam war. Locke the Echidna everybody."
Locke rolled in on his wheelchair and had Amy bring a bag with used grenades and he then greeted,
"Hello, boys."
Some of the girls then say in unison, "We're not boys!"
The guys snicker and laugh at the girls. Ares laughs and Laterose gives him a glare and then tugs his ear and snaps at him in Spanish.
"Ay, yay, yay! Let go!"
"I'll let go when I feel like it, queda claro?"
(Queda Claro: Is that Clear)
"Yes, just let go of my ear!" He squeaked in pain.
She lets go and he falls on his back.
"Ay YOW!"
Locke then says,
"Boys, calm down."
Laterose was pissed. She wanted to kick Locke's butt out of his wheelchair if he called her a 'boy' again. She then calms down when Ares takes her hand and kisses her hand.
She sighs and calms down. Shadow and Knuckles, out of respect for Locke, paid close attention to Locke's story of his days in the war and his return.
"When I was in my mid 20s, I became a hippie. I was in war and I hated the war so much. In my opinion, as a hippie, we fought this war for nothing. But as a Veteran, we fought for the sake of Mobius."
Spike then asks,
"Locke, since you were a hippie, did you ever do drugs or enter protests?"
Locke nods with a smirk and says,
"Yes, I did do drugs. I cannot lie. Due to war, I am now sober of Morphine and other painkillers, and I have been for about 15 years. For Knuckles's sake. Didn't want to be a bad excuse of a former soldier. Many died of addiction or suicide of what they saw. I did see blood, dead corpses, and we had to wear masks to protect ourselves from Agent Azure or Agent Tan
(Agent Azure & Agent Tan= Agent Blue and Agent Orange)
"but back to the hippie talk. I did heroin a couple of times. Didn't like it at all. And I also did protests where I refused to shower."
"Cool!" Spike and Todd said in unison.
When Locke was done, Class was over and it was time to go home.
"C'mon, dad. Let's go" Knuckles said.
"I'll see you outside, ok? I need to see Amy. She has some news for me."
"Ok, meet at the main enterence."
"Alright."
Shadow leaves from his locker and he goes to the Gym, where he sees Amy. Amy was hiding behind a curtain of the stage. She was different today. She was dressed up in a corset vest and minishorts with a studded belt, with fish net leggings and high heels.
(A/N: Brit's outfit for Gimme More)
"So, you call me—WHOA!"
Amy yanks Shadow behind the curtain and he says,
"What's the big ide—" Amy shuts him up by covering his mouth. She then puts her hand down. Shadow then says,
"What's the big new—" She covers his mouth again.
"Amy, I swear, I'm gonna—"
"Shh! Shadow, you're gonna get us screwed! Look!"
She points at Mina and...
U'll see. Its Knuckles and Shadow's biggest Rival! PM Me to guess who it could be.