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"Talking"

Thinking

Fox Talking

Fox Thinking

Author note

Naruto was currently running down the streets of Konoha being chased by three people, Tsunade, Shizune, and Ebisu. Shizune and Ebisu were both trying to kill Naruto because of what happened not to long ago. Tsunade was trying to kill him for using the scroll again.

In Konoha training fields………………………..

"Stupid adults," Naruto mumbled patching himself up. If it hadn't been for the nine tails's quick healing ability Naruto would be dead.

You're lucky I am inside of you.

Shut up you stupid fox. It was your fault in the first place.

That's not very nice, then I'm not going to tell you whose heading you way.

What, whose coming my way?

I told you, I am not telling see for yourself.

Naruto looked in the distance and saw Sasuke walking toward him with his normal nonchalant attitude. Something is different about him Naruto thought as Sasuke neared him.

"Naruto, I need to ask you a couple questions," Sasuke said. I need to know how to make a summoning scroll.

"Ha, the great Sasuke begs me for help," Naruto said grinning.

Sasuke seemed to ignore this, but a vein throbbed in his forehead. "How did you create that scroll and who did you get to sign it. I know you said the nine tails created the scroll, but doesn't it need a boss to sign it?

"Granny signed it when she was rushing through papers. I think you need a really powerful ninja to be the boss."

"Thanks, you idiot," Sasuke said before disappearing in a flash.

On top of mountain in Konoha……………

Jiraiya was using a pair of binoculars to spy on Naruto. His first minion Kakashi was off somewhere reading his book. The second minion, Ebisu (he doesn't know he is a minion) failed getting the scroll. Jiraiya was pondering how to get the scroll when Sasuke appeared.

"What do you want kid, I'm busy."

"Jiraiya-sama, I am a student of Kakashi and he has told me a lot about you. I was wondering if you would give me your autograph. It would be such a great honor."

"Anything if you leave quickly." Jiraiya was about to sign the paper when he stopped. Oh, so that's his plan. Sneaky, he almost got me. "Why do you want me to sign a summoning scroll?"

Crap. He is on to me. "I know how Naruto created his and I want to create one myself, but I need a powerful ninja to be the boss. So I thought Naruto has Tsunade, maybe you could be my scrolls boss."

"Why do you want to make a scroll, besides, without an inhuman chakra you can't create the binding seal."

"I already have plans on how to do that. I want to sign it to summon the person I want revenge on. What do I have to do to get you to sign the contract?

"Itachi?" At least he isn't doing it for gay reasons. Hopefully not, he might have other plans for it, but it is not my concern. "Kid, I will sign it on one condition……..

Back in the streets of Konaha…..

Naruto was just finished his ninth bowl of ramen and was heading for the gates of Konoha, when he tripped smacking is head on a rock.

"Ow!" Naruto yelled. As he was standing up, a shuriken flew by his head. "What the…!"

"Naruto give me the scroll!" Sasuke yelled from a rooftop.

"Sasuke, not you to," Naruto cried running out of the village with Sasuke close behind him.

In the forest outside of Konoha……….

Naruto and Sasuke were fighting for the scroll.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu," Naruto yelled summoning 20-30 clones. Sasuke quickly used a fire jutsu to dispel the clones. Naruto took this moment to attack from behind with punch, but he missed because Sasuke was tracking him with the sharingon.

"Naruto, this is it, I'm going to take that scroll." Sasuke's hand started to glow with electricity.

Naruto immediately created a clone and started to form the Rasengan. The two leaf ninjas were about to hit each other with their strongest attacks when suddenly…….

Sakura, Hinata, Ten-Ten, Ino, Neji, Kiba, and Shikamaru came across them.

Both ninja completely ignored them and were about to clash when Shikamaru stopped them with his shadow jutsu.

"Naruto, Sasuke, what are you two doing?" Shikamaru asked.

"Sasuke is trying to get the scroll," Naruto quickly told them.

"Scroll?" Shikamaru wondered.

"Long story," Kiba whispered to him.

Sasuke stopped trying to attack Naruto and Shikamaru released them. "This is not the time to be fighting," Shikamaru said, "The people from the sand village have just arrived for the tournament and we do not need this troublesome fighting."

"Shika is just upset because Temari is mad at him," Sakura said.

Women are so troublesome.

"So were are the ninja now, is Garaa with them?" Naruto asked.

"They are relaxing from there long journey, and no the Hokage will not be here until the start of the tournament," Neji told him.

"Sasuke, why were you trying to get the scroll," Sakura asked, "Was Naruto misusing it again?

Why that heck is everything my fault. Sasuke was the one attacking me.

Sasuke did not even bother to answer; he just kept a watch on Naruto.

Naruto opened his mouth to say it wasn't his fault, but before he could say anything Sakura and Ino both hit him on his head.

"Naruto, don't even try it, it's always your fault," Ino said.

"Come on people lets stop the fighting. We are supposed to bring Naruto to the hokage. Then I have to go meet the sand ninja representative," Shikamaru said. "What a drag."

"No, Shika just wants to meet up with Temari," Kiba snickered.

"Oh the evil fan girl," Naruto said straining his mind of who Temari was.

"She is not evil, she is a representative of our ally village," Shikamaru said, slightly red.

Arguing continued, and Naruto was mad that everyone though all of this was his fault. How can I get my revenge? A sudden evil thought ran through Naruto's mind that would have made the fox proud, or maybe it was the fox planting an evil thought into Naruto's mind. What ever the case was, it turned out like this.

"Summoning Jutsu!"

Everyone turned as a cloud of smoke appeared and Naruto vanished. In his place, stood Temari.

Thing was she was relaxing in a hot spring resort so all she had on was a loose fitting robe. Shikamaru immediately went down with a nose bleed.

Naruto saw from the walls of Konoha a huge tornado appear around were his companions where. Laughing to himself he jumped down from the wall and started to the Hokage's office.

His laughter was short lived though, as he heard a sinister voice from behind him. "Brat." He turned around and his blood ran cold, there stood Anko.

"We haven't finissshed brat. You will pay for sssssummoning me there."

Naruto ran screaming down the streets of Konoha followed by Anko on a large snake. No one in the village tried to help Naruto because they all figured Naruto asked for it.

Ideas are slowly coming back. If more people leave ideas I might be able to include them in future chapters. Thanks to all that posted, good and bad reviews, all are welcomed.

Hope for more laughs in the future.