hey everyone its gamergod69696969 here and today im gonna be reviewing what has to be the most anticipated movie of the month, Sword Art Online: Order of the Snail for blueray
now after watching 12 whole minutes of the movie, i can definitely, most certainly, without a shred of doubt about and around say that this is definitely the only movie ive ever watched
in this movie, we see kriitos, an edgy faggot who wants to become a biiiiiig boooooooy
but that's not all
because in this movie, Sword Art Online: Origami Sail, he wants to become an even bigger biiiiiiiiig booooooooooy
he meets an edgier edge that is edgier than all the edges he has ever edged
his names also eiji, but i like to call him edgy wedgy the fedgy
so what does this got to do with Sword Art Online: Ordering from Sales
well edgy wants to become the edgiest edge, like no edge ever edged
and to catch other edgy men was his real test, and edging them was his cause
so he traveled across japan, searching far and wi- wait fuck this is not pokemon
oh well, Sword Art Online: Ordinary Scales did remind me of that gay game pokemon no
but anywho, lets get back on track
so there was a fight and then another fight and kirito the cheeto fell down and then he had a fight then he had a mental fight then edgy wedgy came in and fight then his girlfriend fight his boyfriend fight the fight the fight the fight the fight fight fight fight kling klang klong swords clashing, steels-a-smashing, bashing and dashing like your skins a-rashing, fight in basement, fight in building, yadayadayadayada, screaming in fights, fights screaming, big boss, small boss, boss boss, hunk boss, saves girlfriend, girlfriend saves him, girlfriend save him again, daughter's a butterfly, plays barbie manly adventures, proposing, marriage, funtimes yadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayadayada and thats about it
i have to say i was thoroughly impressed with Sword Art Online: Chromatic Scale because i didnt really watch much after that because i slept through it, so id have to give it a 7 edgies out of 10, the music and graphics were great, but the plots still pretty shit
however the blueray dvd tastes great