Portal to Another World
Me: Hey readers! I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've been dealing with some pretty hard school stuff. Happy Friday the 13th!? Thank you all for the reviews and favorites!!! This is continuous from tdiharter's idea. I can't fit it all into one chapter. It's way too good for that.
Me: BTW, I have some very sad news…I got flamed by Flame Rising! Well, if you're reading this, don't. If you don't like my story, don't even click on it. Your flame makes no sense and has nothing to do with my story. If you have actually read it then maybe you would write nicer (copy/paste)reviews. Sure I made some grammar mistakes but I'm a kid! Did you expect a dictionary to be writing this?
Me: Anyways, I apologize if your character didn't appear yet. It's really hard finding ways to put in you guys temporarily.
Me: So enjoy.
Tara belongs to Polarisdane!
Aurora belongs to Org. XIisbetterthantheAkatski!
Deonta belongs to dt2009!
Julie, Tawny, Blaire, and Chase belong to Angel360-Devil0!
Bella belongs to 2DCrush!
Brit belongs to tdiharter!
And Kenny belongs to TaylorMan021983!
Escope: I was on it. Chris was a jerk. Hey, a vine!
Brit: Where?
Escope grabbed a green rope from the ceiling and gave one to Brit.
Brit and Escope: Awesome! (starts to swing with Escope stealing a hot dog with extra mustard from a guy with dark hair and green eyes)
Kenny: Hey!!! That's my hot dog! With extra mustard.
However, Brit and Escope were long gone sitting on top of the indoor fountain munching on donuts that Brit took from the obese security guard they were stalking in the last chapter.
Escope: And then Chef was all like 'I'll help you man up if you share the winnings' and I was all like 'Hiya!'
Brit: Hahaha! Oh yeah that must have hurt! The impact! It's like he flew sideways once your kick landed.
Escope: Like I needed to man up. I've been reincarnated of my great great grandfather Steven.
Brit: Sh-yea. Ooh, chocolate sprinkles!
Escope: That is so delicious. (grabs a donut, catches flies buzzing around them, and sprinkles it on top)
Brit: This isn't actually chocolate sprinkles though. It's my pills. I just disguise them as sugar. I have a very active imagination so I my tongue just thinks that it's chocolate.
Escope: You got them from Dr. Wakishimitahaisenkai? (Sorry, I was watching Power Puff Girls Z)
Brit: Yup. It helps me control myself from any crazy activity.
Escope: Yeah me too. (holds up a bag filled with small brown pills)Gotta eat 9 per day.
Brit: That must be bad. I only eat 6 per day.
Escope: Well, Escope's brother has to eat 12 per day so it's not all bad. I mean my brother's 10 so Escope is way better controlling.
Brit: Say, do you hear that?
Escope: (hears Kenny rant about his long gone hot dog……..that is until the next toilet flush) Probably that guy who Escope stole the wiener from….or Owen.
Brit: Oh that really optimistic guy that won the first season?
Escope: Yup. Hmm….since we finished the donuts, let's pull a prank on one of the contestants. (jumps to her feet)
Brit: 'Kay. (grabs a vine and hands one to Escope)
Escope and Brit: AAAAHHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!(I have no idea how to spell the Tarzan yell)
(With Chris)
Chris: (still on life support)
(With Heather)
Heather started to wake up.
Heather: Oh, my forehead. (rubs the giant bump)
Heather: What am I doing here?! Ugh! LeShawna is so going to get it. I'm going shopping.
She got up and walked to the elevator. After some time, the door opened with a ding. She entered and pressed the button for the lobby.
Heather: Oh Chris is so going to get sued. Not just because of the lame TV shows he made me do and the loss of my hair, but for sending us to this weird alternate universe with even weirder elevator music.
The elevator door opened and Heather walked out. She saw Blaire dealing with many many papers but ignored it and walked across the shiny stone floor. That's when Karma gave Heather a little visit. As Heather headed to the door, the glistening chandelier started to shake a little.
The chains attaching it to the ceiling started to make creaking noises.
They pulled away from each other one by one.
(Read this part slowly!)
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(Okay way too many dots. Let me just get to the point here)
Heather was unaware of this and just kept walking. Closer and closer to the shadow of the chandelier. Then, everything looked like slow motion. Heather taking a slow step and the chandelier falling from the ceiling.
A loud crash was heard and everyone stopped what they were doing to look at a big hole in the ground covered by the shattered glass chandelier.
Blaire: Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark whoever was under that thing.
Chase: (with a Bluetooth earphone stuck in one ear) WHAT was that?! I heard a crash!
Tawny: The light falling onto whoever was under there. See I told you that it was gonna fall one day.
(With Geoff)
Geoff was partying like there was no tomorrow with other customers.
Geoff: (talks to the dude next to him but his words are drowned out by the incredibly large stereo next to him)
The dude: (his mouth moves but only to hear the party music louder)
Geoff: (nods)
The dude: (throws his hands up and gestures frantically)
Geoff: (points)
The dude: (nods)
(With Bridgette)
Tara and Bridgette ditched-well actually left Courtney at Hollister and entered a shop that sells surfing materials.
Tara: What do you think of this new swimsuit? (looks down at the green and blue one piece swimsuit she's wearing)
Bridgette: It's perfect! (gives Tara a smile before staring at two surf boards hanging up on the wall)
Tara: Ooh, it comes with a swimming goggle. (tugs on a teal colored goggle over her head)
(With Noah)
He entered the book shop with no interest. The place was like a maze of shelves and books. The counter was in the corner of the library-I mean-shop with a very bored looking teen listening to rock music.
Noah was used to a confusing passageway because he had been into many many many libraries like this one. He took his time to find an extremely thick encyclopedia named 'The World Book' with a letter 'S' plastered on the front.
Noah: Time for some light reading. (opens the book)
Noah had been reading for quite some time now. It was nothing but silence and him.
Noah: ……………………………………..(flips a page)
After about 10 minutes, Noah was getting to the middle of the book when a figure peered over his shoulder. Noah paused and looked back at the shadow.
Noah: Can I help you?
Bella: Oh, sorry. I was just reading. I'm Bella.
Noah: My name's Noah. (goes back to reading)
Bella: (frowns) Do you come here often?
Noah paused, looked into space for a moment before answering.
Noah: Nope I'm from Canada. I think.
Bella: What do you mean 'I think?'
Noah: Well, I'm not sure if my friends and I exist.
Bella: You're a clone?!
Noah: (smacks his head) No, I mean we entered a portal that sent us to this (flailing his arms wildly) universe.
Bella: Oh, so other universes exists?
Noah: I don't….know.
It was the first time Noah didn't know a fact. It's in his name: Know-a! Okay back to the story.
Bella: How are you gonna go back to where you came from? And what universe did you come from?
Noah: We're going to fly to Muskoka and I have no idea where we came from. But Tara and Aurora said something about cartoons.
Bella: Okay…………(long silence)……………Wanna make out?
Noah: ………(shorter silence)……..
Sure Noah. *cough* baloney *cough* Sorry, remember I caught a cold.
(With LeShawna)
'Uh-uh, no way this sista's gonna be stuck in this world' LeShawna thought.
She made her way through the messed up crowd and power-walked to a ticket store.
LeShawna: What's up my brotha? Do you have 22 tickets to Muskoka, Ontario?
The staff: Yes, follow me. (walks to a tall machine thingy with exactly 35 buttons on the front)
The staff typed something 40 characters long and pressed a large green button. LeShawna glared at the button since it was the reason they were stuck here for who knows how long but softened her eyes as she thought of Chris having a break down.
The staff typed some more, and more, and more, and-you get the point right? And finally got a pile of 22 pieces of paper out and banded it with a rubber band.
The staff: There you go.
LeShawna: Thank you(stuffs the tickets in her pocket)
(With Harold)
Harold was standing in front of a ninja training place wearing black whatever they call it that ninjas wear. You know, covering all parts of body except for their eyes. Yeah. So where was I?
Harold looked up at the other professional looking ninjas and shouted a 'boo-yah.'
Harold: Finally a place where I can show off my wicked ninja skills. Awesome.
(With Lindsay)
Lindsay: Wow a whole shop full of make-up, mani-pedis, and clothes?!
Beth: This is so great!
Lindsay: You're totally right Bertha! Let's go!
Beth: (smacks herself)
(With Ezekiel)
Ezekiel was…er….picking his nose on a bench when two very bored looking teen sat down next to him.
Ezekiel: (still picking his nose)
A/N: Disclaimer: I don't own nigahiga!
Ryan Higa: You have the cleanest right nostril.
Ezekiel: Thanks, eh?
Sean Fujiyoshi: (picking his nose) Yup…I'm cleaning mine now.
Ryan and Sean: Let's go play a game! (runs off)
Ezekiel: That was weird, eh?
Me: Okay, I think I'll end it there. The last part was gross I know. I'm sorry again for not updating. I have been going to after-school classes and stuff. My mom forced me. Well, Kenny you are going to be mentioned more and you too Bella!
Me: I will probably update next week or so…..Thanks for reading and buh-bye~
Heather: You! (points to me) You made a 48 pound chandelier fall on my head!
Me: Yes, yes I did Heather.
Heather: (stammers)
Me: Okay, well can I get anyone up here to say 'review'?
Me: Ah, yes. You with the gap between your teeth.
Cody: (looks down at his teeth) I have a name. Well, anyways….Review!
