Edward POV

I'm on the train heading to Tomorrow-land. Alice and Rosalie are on the train with me. Rosalie is getting off the train in New Orleans Square but Alice is staying on with me and getting off where I am.

I don't really like Disneyland, but I have to admit the rides are better here than in Walt Disney World.

Personally I like Six Flags and Universal Parks better. They have more Thriller rides which I really like. Emmett and Jasper find that funny.

I came here before I met Bella. I had to take Emmett because he gets crazy here.

Bella and I went with Renesmee to Walt Disney World when she was a little girl. She loved it.

"The Train is now entering New Orleans please remain seated with all arms and legs inside the train car until we come to a complete stop and the conductor opens the door to the train car." A speaker said.

"Bye," said Rosalie as she stepped off the car.

A little girl came onto the car with her family.

"You look like an evil Tinkerbelle. But she isn't really evil so you shouldn't dress like that." The girl said.

"Sorry to disappoint you but I really am evil." Alice growled at the girl and made her hands into claws.

The little girl screamed and ran over to her mom who was in the row in front of us but down a little.

Alice isn't very good with kids. Rosalie is much better.

We make another stop at Mickey's ToonTown fair where the little girl and her family got off.

"Sorry folks, we have to make a short pause in the ride. The other engine is having some trouble. We will be moving in a few minutes" The speaker guy said.

"Well at least we have a view" I joke to Alice. We are in the middle of nowhere. There are trees all around us.

"We could leave," Alice suggest

"No we can't/. There are to many people around."

"Whatever."

"Alright folks here we go please remain seated until we get into the station at Tomorrow land." He train began to move.

In tomorrow land Alice and I split. I head towards Fantasyland and she was headed towards The Carousel of Progress.

When I enter Fantasyland, I hear laughter. I listen closer and I realize that it is Nessie and Jacob.

I walk closer to their laughs.

I see them making out. In a public place!

That Mutt!

A security guard named Artie is on his way over to break them up. But I want to be the one who does it so I say to him, "Arttie, you can head back to your post. I have these two under control."

I grab Jacob shoulder and push him away from my daughter.

"Don't ever touch here again."

Really, dad? I though you were okay with us.

"Dad, relax. I was the one who started it." My daughter told me.

Rosalie came over to us and said, "She is right. She definitely started it. I was about to puke. Sweetie, please, never kiss him in front of me."

"You didn't have to watch," Jake smarts off to her. He is right. Why was she watching?

Bitch, Rosalie thinks.

"Watch your mouth pup." I say even though he was right. She is his elder he should respect her. I can't believe I just thought that. I'm so glad Rosalie can't read my mind.

Rosalie pats my back and says, "Good job breaking them apart." She walks away.

"Dad really, did you break us apart because we were kissing or was it because you knew we were going to be kicked out first because we were kissing?"

"Renesemee-" I started but then all of our phones went off.

Out for stealing

Great my wife is out before me.

"Wow she is good." Jacob says.

"Shut it," I tell him

I hear Jasper's thoughts near by so I walk away from Jacob and Nessie to get him.

"Jasper, come with me." I grab his arm and pull him out of the gift store he was in and bring him to Nessie.

I tell them that Jasper is going to be their chaperone.

Nessie decides that they are going on Small world next. I need to gte put of there the song is so annoying.

It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small, small world.

ARRRGGGG!

I hate that song.

As I wander around the park.
I get texts from Rosalie and Nessie saying they are both out. I have to get my butt into action.

I see an unattended bag. I know I am supposed to turn it I but nothing in here will hurt me.

I open the zipper and see a uniform. Oh a janitors uniform. The perfect plan forms in my mind.

I grab the uniform and change.

I walk to the nearest men's washroom and say, "Sorry everyone this wash room needs to be shut down immediately. There is a pluming problem and we need all guests evacuated.

Most of the men run pout of there. Some have to be ushered out.

After everyone is out I grab some out of order tape form he janitor's room in the bathroom, close the outer door and wrap it with the tape.

Off to the next bathroom.

After I finish the bathroom in frontier land I hear some screams.

I look to where one lady is pointing.

I see Emmett climbing Splash Mountain. That is really a good idea.

Oh well mine is better.

"There he is."

"sir come with me." Some security guard named Arttie grabs my arm and leads me to a staff only door.

Hey this guy looks like the Arttie from earlier when I had they whole thing with Jacob and Nessie kissing.

Apparently some guy went to security and told them what I was doing.

When I get to the security office, I see Emmett in bars.

"What's with this one?" Another officer said.

"Shutting down bathrooms."

"Really wow." Emmett said.

I didn't say anything to him. I didn't want the guards to think I was with him.

"Please sign out these forms, and then you can go."

I though I was going to be put in Disney jail. Guess not.

"What! Why can't I leave?" Emmett yells.

"The doctor isn't here yet."

"Why does he need a doctor?" I ask as I hand back the forms.

"Climbed Splash Mountain. Not stable in the mind."

"Yeah I don't think he is either."

Stupid butt. Sorry, I mean, please help me out! Emmett thinks

"No you called me stupid butt" I whisper only so Emmett can hear.

"This way please." Arttie leads me out.

"You can't re-enter the park and please leave the premises."

Out for shutting down bathrooms!

I texted everyone and then headed to Downtown Disney where the girls will be because they will probably be shopping.

Maybe I don't want to meet them yet. They would want me to hold their bags.

Thanks for reading. This is one of my better updates. Quicker.

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