It was still really early in the town South Park. Craig and Tweek were playing video games all day to help them forget about what happened earlier in the morning. They were both laughing and screaming as they played shitty Xbox games, other than that it was quiet. Tweek's parents were in their coffee shop, trying their best to compete with Harbucks. Normally, Tweek would also be helping out as a waiter but Saturdays and Sundays were his days off. They both went downstairs to prepare breakfast, the pizza that they ate the day before wasn't enough. Craig was making eggs as Tweek watched the waffles toast and try not to scream when the buzzer would ding to indicate that they were ready to eat.

Tweek prepared coffee and tea since Craig wasn't a big of a fan when it came to coffee. When they finished the two of them sat in the living room and watched t.v, luckily Red Racer was on to keep Craig entertained. The two boys ate as they both... well, Craig watched Red Racer. When it cut to a commercial break about Cheesy Poofs or some shit Craig turned his attention to Tweek.

"I think I'm going to go find a job today" Craig said and took a bite of his waffle afterwards. "H-huh? but why?" the blonde with crazy hair said after he took a sip of his coffee.

"Isn't it obvious?"

"I need to find somewhere to live, independently." he finally said in a low voice. Tweek hummed to think of something to say, he really didn't want Craig to leave. "argh! No way, man! T-that's way too much pressure!" Tweek said loudly. "Maybe y-you can work at Tweek B-Bros. with me and m-my, gah! parents!" Craig didn't know what to say, it was generous but Tweek Bros. didn't get a lot of customers. To hell with it as long as I get money.

"sure." Craig took another bite of the waffle and returned his attention to the t.v screen that was showing Red Racer. They both ate in silence until they finally finished eating.

"Let's go out" Craig said in a solemn tone.

"To w-where?"

"I don't know."

Fuck, I hate it when he doesn't elaborate his sentences. But then again it's common. Tweek just sighed and ran upstairs to grab his shoes, and to turn off the t.v. He ran back down to an empty living room. You fuck... Tweek locked the front door and ran outside to catch up with Craig who was already at the end of the block.

"W-where are we g-going, ngh!" Tweek said quietly as he tried to regain his breath from running. Craig didn't even look back at Tweek, he just kept walking without responding. Sometimes Tweek wondered why the two of them were friends, the world may just never know. They walked for about ten minutes and ended up in a pet shop. Stripe. Immediately came into Tweek's mind. Craig walked over to the small animal aisle and looked around for a while until he found it. Food.

"He's running low on guinea pig food." He reached into his pocket to take out a wallet. Tweek looked confused, that wasn't the same wallet that he had before when he bought the ticket at the movie theater a while back. Craig caught Tweek looking at him as if he has never looked at a wallet before. "Stole it from my old man" he said and smirked. Holy shit, that's a lot of money. He paid and they both went back to Tweek's house. Craig went upstairs and took Stripe out of his small cage, he opened the medium sized bag which held guinea pig food and poured it into a small bowl. Stripe instantly walked over to the bowl and began to chew loudly and made soft sounds. Craig couldn't help but smile.

Tweek screamed and jumped out of bed to the sound of the alarm clock letting out a rooster's loud 'cock-a-doodle-doo'. Craig grunted in agony, he didn't know which was worse. The annoying rooster's scream or Tweek's... annoying scream.

It's way too early for this bullshit. Craig pushed the button to end the rooster's yelping. Tweek was still on the floor screaming like a lunatic.

"THE G-GNOMES! THEY WANT MY BLOOD! GAH!" Craig rubbed his eyes and looked down at Tweek, he was shaking like hell.

"Tweek."

"THEY'RE HERE TO TAKE M-MY BLOOD!"

"Tweek."

"I'M GOING TO DIEEEEE!"

"Tweek!" Craig screamed out as he sat down besides the crazy blonde. Tweek opened his eyes and looked up at Craig, his dark hair was almost a big of a mess as Tweek's.

"I-I'm okay, ngh! I j-just need coffee"

Craig helped Tweek up and put on his blue chullo hat. Craig walked downstairs to be greeted by Tweek's parents. "Good-morning, Craig" Tweek's brunette mother said in a cheery tone. "Good-morning" he said with a small smile grabbing the cup of coffee set aside for Tweek. "Now, Craig. Remember today is your first day." Tweek's dad said as he drank coffee. Shit, I forgot I'm working there now.

"Yeah, I'll be there after school." He went back upstairs and put the cup of coffee on his computer desk. "T-thanks" Tweek took the coffee and began to chug it down. Tweek took off his shirt to put on his usual dirty green button-up. He was very thin and his skin was an ivory color. Craig just grabbed his blue jacket and put it over the shirt he slept with. The two of them walked out of the house when the clock hit 6:45. They both walked together to their usual bus stop. Naturally, Token and Clyde were already there before them.

" . Sir Tucker." Clyde said in an obnoxious tone and soon after burst out laughing. Token cleared his throat and rolled his eyes.

"So how are you doing having to share a room with Sir Twitch-a-lot?"

"Gah!" Tweek screamed out. I'm not a fan of the screaming but he's fun.

"It's okay."

The bus stopped at their bus stop and they all got on the bus which began a new day of torture and learning.

It was fourth period now and Tweek was heading his way to the cafeteria. Sure, Craig wasn't about talking but he enjoyed his company. Usually, Craig would be the first one there but he wasn't.

He probably got detention again.

Clyde was the second one to get to the table. "Hey, Tweek!" the brunette said as he slapped Tweek's back.

"Argh!" Tweek jolted up slightly and smiled at Clyde.

Shit, that hurt

Token came along, waved at Tweek and began to talk to Clyde as soon as he sat down. Tweek was bored as hell, Token and Clyde were practically married even though Clyde and Craig have been friends since birth. Tweek wanted to get up and buy a coffee but he forgot his wallet at home. He cursed under his breath, he just looked around the cafeteria. Cartman and his gang sat on their usual table, they were usually screaming as Eric ate an entire horse. The girls had their own table, he saw Bebe wave at his direction. He looked behind but Bebe insisted it was him and signaled him to go over with a hand gesture.

He felt like he was going to regret it. Tweek got up and started to walk over to the girl's table. God, he could already smell the exaggerated amount of perfume they wear. "So, Tweek is it?" Bebe said in her usual girly voiced as she played with her hair. Tweek thought he should stay silent on this one, wise choice. He simply just nodded trying to stay calm. "We think you like someone in school~" Bebe added on. Wendy and Heidi giggled. "A boring, tall someone!" Wendy added. Tweek instantly thought about Craig. "W-what are y-you guys talking about?!" Tweek felt his cheeks get a little red. The girls laughed. "I knew it!" Bebe screamed out as she jumped off her seat.

Tweek just violently shook his head. "Argh! I don't k-know what y-youre-"

"C'mon Tweek! It's so obvious. Why would Craig ditch school and choose you? " Wendy said.

"Because w-we're friends! Gah!" Fuck, I really need coffee or I'm going to throw up.

"righhht" Bebe slurred out. She smacked her pink lips. "Y-you are all just, agh! Crazy!" Tweek said as he quickly walked away from them, he could hear them making kissing sounds and laughing. Token and Clyde were laughing. "What's wrong Tweek? Did the girl's get to ya?" Token said. "Yeah, man. Stay away from Bebe. She's a bitch." Clyde added on. He forgot that he dated Bebe when they were in elementary school.

Tweek started to pound his head on the table. He felt an arm around his shoulder. "Stop it." the low solemn voice said. Tweek looked up, it was Craig. "W-where were you? gah!" Craig removed his arm from Tweek's shoulder and let out an irritated sigh. "Bitchy teacher got pissed off about my 'attitude' and made me stay for a ten minute lecture." Tweek looked over at the table with the girls and he could see them whispering and pointing at his direction. Tweek grunted and slammed his forehead onto the table again. "T-that sucks, man! argh!"

"You okay?"

"Y-yeah"

Token pulled Craig over and told him about the ordeal that Tweek had to go through with the girls before he got to the cafeteria. Craig looked over at the girls and gave them the finger and he returned to Tweek. "You need coffee?" Craig simply said. Tweek just nodded, he had a headache now from banging onto the table. He's banged his head onto this table numerous of times he was surprised there wasn't a dent in it.

Craig got up and a few minutes later he was back. "here." Tweek lifted his head to the sweet smell of caffeine. "ngh! t-thanks.." he said as he gulped down the coffee. The girls were still giggling about them. Craig got easily annoyed he got up and walked over to them. "What do you want from Tweek?" Craig said as he put his hands on the table.

"Oh!~ Nothing!" Bebe cheerfully said. "It's so cute that you're protective of your boyfriend" Heidi said. Craig laughed. " 'boyfriend'?"

"Yeah, aren't you two dating?" Wendy said. Craig glared at her. "and if we are?" he said in an irritated voice.

"Well aren't you?" I don't know.

"Maybe we are maybe we aren't. Still none of your fucking business."

Bebe giggled and began to play with her hair, "Rude. I like it. If you two aren't dating then go out with me" she winked. All the girls began shrieking and going 'ooh!'. They're so fucking annoying.

"Sorry, I don't date skanks." Craig smirked and walked away. Bebe blew a kiss at him, he just flipped her off. When Craig sat down Token and Clyde looked at him like if they just saw a ghost.

"DUDE! BEBE IS SO INTO YOU!" Token screamed out.

"So?"

"She's super into you! She flirted with you! Well, it looked like it.." Clyde added on. Tweek just sat silently drinking his coffee.

"She did ask me out." Craig said.

Tweek made a small pitiful sound. He was hoping the loud commotion of the students in the cafe would cover it up.

"What'd you say?!" Clyde eagerly said. Craig looked back at Bebe and flipped her off again. Token shook his head, "You had a chance and you blew it. Almost every guy wants to date that blonde babe." The guys began rattling over it, Tweek just felt sick to his stomach he got up and went to the bathroom.