The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Version 4

by amiddle

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, of which version 4.0 is a wholly remarkable excerpt from which, for copyright reasons, all Guide entries authored by field researchers other than amiddle811879, have been deleted.

7. The Big Bang Burger Bar

The Big Bang Burger Bar

The Big Bang Burger Bar is a renowned eatery that exists at the beginning of the universe, namely the Big Bang. Established following the success of Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, the Bar has struggled to survive for several reasons:

First, it is almost impossible to travel back to the very beginning of time because it is so far in the past.

Second, the cost of transporting food, staff and customers back to the very beginning of time is extremely prohibitive. It is for this reason that the bar serves poor quality snack food instead of gourmet food.

Third, the bar's failure to turn a tidy profit has resulted in countless failed takeovers and disastrous marketing campaigns. It has therefore been known by a number of other names, including The Big Bang Burger Barn, The Big Bang Burger Chef and The Big Bang Burger Shack.