A/N: Wooooowwww... it has been forever I know this and I am sorry and this is short as hell... but I hated this episode. Especially for this pairing. It is pure gold for a good Rori or Bade... but it is death to Jandre, because that little fight with Beck... well... Anyway, Review! (Zen I figured out what was missing if you actually do read this)

Tell me what you really think.- S.K.

Rotten coconut milk

"Can you believe Sikowitz?" Andre stated that they settled on Jade's couch.

Jade leaned closer to Andre and kissed his cheek. "Now I know how to get what I want from my parents."

He laughed and wrapped his arm around her shoulders." Now we know why he insist that coconut milk gives him visions."

"Do you want to see a vision?" Jane murmured, changing the topic from their insane teacher and on to her awakened libido.

"Girl, you no I am always up for that." Andre said as Jade moved to straddle him. She crashed her lips against his, pressing her most sensitive part against his jean clad waist.

He moaned against her lips and his grip on her rear increased. She bit his lower lip, then pulled back to pull his shirt up over his head. "Babe, shouldn't we go upstairs?" he said in a hushed tone.

"No…" She said pressing her hips against him. "We'll be okay, mom's gone to Seattle for the weekend. I have the house all to myself."

Jade pulled her shirt up over her head, and Andre groaned at the sight of her breast in her bra. He cupped each breast in his and kissed the alabaster skin around the lace of the bra.

Jade reached down and pulled the belt from his pants. At the same time, Andre moved it hands down her torso, even further down to her thighs and then up again under her skirt to hook his fingers into the waistband of her tights and underwear.

As he pulled them down her legs, Andre flipped them so that they lay on the couch with him astride her. Finally breaking their kiss, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a condom. He rolled it onto his tumescent member and lay astride his girl once more.

Jade moaned in anticipation. The entrance to her cave moist and ready. No sooner head Andre entered her, that her moan of pleasure was interrupted by a… "Jade the hell!"

Jade's eyes had been closed. Her senses overwhelmed by the feeling of her boyfriend moving inside her. She did not see her mother open the door to the theater. She did not hear the door shut behind her. She did not smell her overwhelming perfume as she came closer and practically ripped Andre from her. "Oh Shit!" Andre said pulling his jeans back on.

Her eyes shot open, and she pulled her skirt down. She picked her shirt up from the floor and pulled it over herself, as Andre stared at her dumbly. "What is the meaning of this, Jade?"

"What does it look like?" Jade answered hotly, "What are you doing home anyway?"

"Jade, I am your mother, not your room mate." Her mother stated indignantly. "What are you thinking? Who is this boy?"

"This is my boyfriend, and I was thinking gee that feels good I want to do more of it." She answered and walked toward Andre taking his hand. She begins to pull him out of the room.

"Jade West, sit down now." Her mother said sternly. Jade sighed, she knew she wouldn't get away with it, but it was worth a try. She turned and kissed Andre's cheek and let him go so that he knew that it was okay for him to leave. Just as Andre turned to leave, Jade's mother spoke up. "Where do you think you're going?"

He stopped dead in his tracks and dropped his head, then looked back at Mrs. West determined. "I was just going to sit right here next to Jade." He answered then introduced himself to her before sitting down next to his impressed girlfriend.

"Well… Andre and Jade. I understand that you are teenagers, and you have these… needs… but I wish you would have waited."

"Mom, I-" Jade started.

"I didn't even know you weren't dating Beck anymore." She looked at Andre a little like she was scared that he'd imposed himself on her daughter.

"We've been friends forever," Andre said as a form of explanation. Jade raised her hand to forestall any further explanation from Andre.

"What is the difference between me sleeping with Beck or Andre?" Jade asked." Why? Is it because he's black?"

"You were sleeping with Beck?" Her mother asked incredulously.

"I was with him for two years! What the hell did you think we were doing in his RV?" Jade yelled.

"Jade, I don't care with who you are sleeping, you're too young!" Her mother said.

"You didn't seem to care when I spent nights with Beck."

"How many nights did you spend with him?" Her mother questioned. Andre looked at Jade. He wanted to know too.

Jade faltered. She bit her lower lip and looked from Andre to her mother and back. "He was the only other… I promise. I love you. I'm with you now."

"you didn't seem like you were so over him today in Sikowitz' class." He muttered.

"Wait What?" Jade rounded on him.

"You heard me." He said allowing himself to feel what he had suppressed.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"What do you think it means?" He responded with a question of his own. The tension in the room was palpable. How had it gone from almost making love to the edg of a breaking battle in less than ten minutes.

"That was..." She started, "that was nothing." she whispered.

The demise of her daughter's relationship was not exactly what Joanne West had in mind. She had to stop whatever this was, these two had to think. "Well, Jade say goodbye to your boyfriend." Her mother stated simply. "You won't be seeing him again for a month."

"A month! Mom, no… Please don't take him away from me… Please." She wanted to cry, she was going to cry. Andre put his arms around her and held her.

"Don't worry baby, I'll wait for you." He whispered in her ear. "Besides, we've always got school." He kissed her ear and he kissed her lips as he walked out of her house.

Jade rounded on her mother, and stared at her with all the hatred she could muster. "Now you want to be a mother? Now where were you when I needed you? I tell you where. You were so self absorbed… too much to see me. And now you want to put your foot down? I was doing fine raising myself." With that, Jade ran up to her room and slammed the door behind her.