Before I begin, all characters belong to Nintendo and its various branches.

Chapter 7: Fox

Falco and Fox were sitting in some seats and talking to each other.

"I'm sorry for mentionin' your dad there, are you going to be okay?" Falco tilted his head not unlike a normal pigeon.

Fox sighed. "I'll be fine, really. Dad died a long time ago... I've long accepted the fact that we lost him in the black hole."

Falco grinned and slapped his wing over his shoulder. "Great!" Fox glared at him. "...Wrong choice of words again?"

Meanwhile, the Ice Climbers were in the corner. Ganondorf walked up to them. "What's the matter, children?"

They hugged Ganondorf's legs. "Father... The pink one will be your downfall... He might find out ab-"

Ganondorf shushed them. "The child is a pea-brain, alright? He won't know about my plans for the two of you."

Master Hand called out "Ganondorf! Popo! Nana! Get back over here if you're done with your family bonding!" They grumbled and went back to the gathering of fighters. "Fox, you're up." The canine pilot nodded then got up as Master Hand put on his glasses.

A rather blocky version of Fox frowned at the screen. "Fox McCloud is the leader of a band of adventurers-for-hire known as Star Fox. Fox and his fellow pilots Peppy, Slippy, and Falco patrol the Lylat system in their mother ship, the Great Fox. From the cockpit of his Arwing, Fox leads the ceaseless pursuit of the evil scientist Andross, who doomed Fox's father." His ears drooped at the mention of his father.

A more modern version of him aimed his gun to the right. "Fox is among the quickest and nimblest of the Smash Bros. characters. His speed is offset by low firepower, however, and he's better at one-on-one fights than melees with multiple foes. His Blaster is unique: it does damage but it doesn't make enemies flinch. His Fox illusion is best used as a surprise attack."

A Fox in a green jacket, jeans, and red boots (the spitting image of his father James) was in a backflip pose. "Fox falls quickly, so he's a tough target to strike from below; however, this advantage can work against him when he goes flying sideways. You can use the Control Stick to set the direction of the Fire Fox technique while it's charging up. On a side note, Fox is also much lighter than he was in the N64 Super Smash Bros. game."

Fox: He growled at Master Hand like his namesake. "Why did you mention my father then put a picture of him in my trophy list?!" He calmed down and sighed. "Sorry, got a little upset there. I'm the current top fighter here, and I'd like to stay that way."

Falco: "You're not a bird, but you sure as heck fly like one. I'm never gonna desert ya, whether on the sky or the ground. Gimmee some wing." They high-fived each other.

Mario: "You're always-a so serious, but I can-a understand that."

Luigi: "Y-you're a big d-dog... and I-I like you for that."

Peach: "I hope you don't shed. I'm super allergic to dog hair!" Fox tilted his head not unlike a puppy. "You know I'm not what you'd consider a dog, right?" "What are you talking about?"

Bowser: "So what if you kick my tail around all the time? I'll always try to beat you!" Fox rolled his eyes.

Dr. Mario: "I wish-a you good fortune in-a the future."

Donkey Kong: "Dog man tough. Dog man always beat me in arm-wrestle contest!" Fox shrugged and smiled as an apology.

Yoshi: "He's a very calm guy under pressure. I can totally relate!"

Link: "..." [Neither of us knew our parents very well unfortunately.]

Zelda/Sheik: Zelda turned into Sheik and bowed to Fox. "You, canine, are a worthy opponent. Try not to get too comfortable, or you may come across me in places you don't want me to be." Fox, a bit creeped out, just bowed back.

Ganondorf: He simply smiled and said "Oink." Fox and Falco both glared at him and he chuckled. The Smashers looked confused but Fox shook his head.

Young Link: He gave him a dog treat. "Sorry, kiddo, I'm not a dog." He poked his knee with it. "No." He made puppy-dog eyes. "Fine." He took the dog treat and ate it. "...Yum."

Samus: "If I ever go to the Lylat system, I'll look for you so we can team up." Fox nodded and the two sharpshooters shook hands.

Ice Climbers: They looked at each other, obviously wondering if they should copy their dad, then did something random. "Arf arf!" Fox simply looked the other way.

Kirby: "Seriously, dude, hook me up with some dog treats! I'm so dang hungry right now!"

Captain Falcon: "You live the high-speed life just like me!" He gave him a bearhug and laughed.

Pikachu: "You earned that #1 spot. I hope you use it just as well as I did last time."

Jigglypuff: "Can I sing on your spaceship?" "Uh... since no one can hear you in space, no." "Drat!"

Mewtwo: You may think that I would hate canines but I believe that to be a stereotype.

Pichu: "You're a stupid fox with a weird toy gun... and you smell funny!" Fox laughed a little bit. "Is that all you got?" "Shut up, Foxy!"

Marth: "{Your weaponry is rather odd to me, and your appearance even more so. However, you are a valiant fighter.}" The two exchanged bows with a smile.

Roy: "{You're gonna have to show me how to do the Fire Fox sometime!}"

Ness: "Star Wars but with animals! How cool is that?" Everyone looked confused.

Mr. Game And Watch: [You used to be just a head in a box in a ship, but look at you now!] Fox tilted his head.

Master Hand sighed. "Okay, now we have 21 done. Time for an intermission."

"Oink." Ganondorf said. Fox and Falco said in unison "Oh my god, Pigma doesn't sound like that!"

Next time: Pikachu.

I'd like some more intermission shenanigan ideas.