Century Sleepover

Really long wait, yes I know. I took forever to submit this chapter. And there's a reason for that. I had a lot of entrances of character ideas from you guys but I probably should've told you I can only pick one…yeah, heh heh, my bad. I know probably a lot of you are going to be disappointed, but considering she gave me the best idea (and she's like my all time best friend), I had to choose her. So, the person I'm going to add (which will actually appear somewhere next chapter) is…

Drum Roll… Ba ba ba ba bummmm….

Hikari Tsuki!!! cue large applause

Unfortunately, she isn't online right now so I can't like…talk to her or anything so she won't be in this chapter (as much as other ones). And, like I said, very sorry for the really long wait, but not only did it take me a long time to think over the characters to add, but also I had a wicked writers block man, not to mention I couldn't decide to go for since there were like 3 ties in the voting. Total wipe out. Had to take some down time to collect my thoughts. But, after last nights extremely disturbing dream, I'm back! (For those of you wondering about the dream, it's best if you didn't know). But, enough with my random rambling about stuff. It's time to get to the chapter!!! WOO HOO!!

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This is a reminder. A. I don't own Naruto. B. The fillers are ending next week! Be sure to watch the new Season of Naruto! C. If you didn't read the above part, you better, because it has important stuff in it. Okay, now I'm done. Onto the story!

"Hey look, the bottle stopped!" Chouji said, pointing at the table. Everyone looked at the table to see that it had landed on…Tsunade-sama!

"Okay, but I'm only playing because I have nothing better to do," She said, placing the badly bruised Sakura on the couch and totally neglecting her as she sat down in the circle. (Note: I don't hate Sakura, it's just I couldn't think of anyone else to bash on. Seemed like a pretty good idea at the time). "Okay, guess I'll take dare." She said.

"Okay, I got one," Lee, dressed as Yugi, stood and said. "I challenge you to…"

"If this is some card game duel, you can just forget it." Tsunade said quickly. Lee quickly sat down.

"Unlike my opponent," Shino started to say, "I'll actually give you a hard challenge." He smirked toward his dueling enemy, scouling at the comment he made. "Excellent, I've taunted him well. Mocuba would be so proud." He thought. Well, he thought he thought, but actually said, spreading mass sweatdrops across the heads of many. "Anyway, my challenge is…" He looked carefully around the room, eyeing anything in site quickly but still observantly. Finally, his eyes rested on the young couple sitting on the couch, with the lady crushing him with a bone-crushing hug.

"Your challenge is to get Hinata off of Naruto." He said. Tsunade smiled.

"That's it? That's a piece of ca-"

"Hold on, I'm not finished." Shino interrupted. "If you succeed, I'll make us all breakfast in the morning and be your servant for a week." Tsunade squealed with excitement, and Shizune was happy to think she would have a break this time. "But…if you fail." He said, creating a large pause between his sentences. "Then you have to streak to Jiraiya and seduce him into becoming my servant for a week. By any means necessary." Tsunade stopped her squealing. She looked to Shino, him showing no emotion at all besides his signature concerned look. She, of course, smirked.

"Fine, I'll take the challenge." She said, standing up. She looked to Naruto and Hinata, Naruto being practically strangled to death by Hinata. "On one condition. I have until the end of the week to do it."

"Fine. But Hinata cannot leave by her own free will. By say bathroom or to eat. You have to make her leave, or pry her off. Is it a deal?" Shino asked, holding out his arm. Tsunade grabbed it forcefully and vigorously shook up and down.

"Deal." She said, sitting back down. After a few minutes of her just sitting there, someone finally decided to speak up.

"Hey, are you going to do something?" Chouji asked.

"A ninja must know when to strike at the right moment." Tsunade said ominously.

"Alrighty then, spin the bottle or something." Neji said. Tsunade picked up the bottle and spun it around as lightly as she could. And it landed on…Sasuke!!!

"Okay Mr. Uchiha, truth or dare?" Tsunade said.

"Dare." Sasuke said just as quickly.

"Okay, since you already violated me once today…" Tsunade started to say.

"Hey! That's not my fault! I was stuck in a stupid television!" Sasuke snapped.

"Yeah, and you're the only one who happened to get stuck there huh?" Tsunade added.

"Not my fault...get on with your dare." Sasuke defended.

"Fine, I dare you to…" She scooted closer to him and whispered something into his ear. His eyes widened after each word, and when she was done, he eyes were bigger than truck wheels. "Understood?"

"Okay, you gotta be f-cking kidding me." Sasuke said. "I would never do that."

"That would be the point of the dare, Sasuke-kun." Tsunade said, making emphasis on the kun. "What's the matter? Emo boy too scared to take the challenge?"

"Get up on the hydra's back!" Shino yelled. (lol, random)

"Fine…I'll do it…but I'll wait until later tonight." Sasuke said, defeated. Tsunade said.

"Sure thing, Sasuke-kun." Tsunade cooed. Sasuke picked up the bottle again and was about to spin it when one of Naruto's clones stopped him.

"I don't think we want to wait an hour again for the bottle to stop, Sasuke." The Naruto clone said.

"Good point," Sasuke said, handing the clone the bottle. The clone spun the bottle, bowed, and poofed out of the room. And it landed on…

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Meanwhile…

"Man…I just can't seem to find the place." The Hyuuga girl said, walking aimlessly around looking for the right house. "You'd think that with her big house it'd be easy to find…"

"Maybe she's cloaking or something," The oddly hairy chicken said.

"Nah, she wouldn't…ah! There it is!" The Hyuuga girl pointed to Tsunade's large estate. "Looks like the party's started! Let's go!"

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Terribly, Terribly sorry to end it so quickly, but at the moment, I'm going to run out of time. So, for reference, I'll recap what's going on with each of the characters, just in case you're lost.

Tenten's sleep in the corner in a bean bag chair.

Neji's just sitting on the couch, mortified after Hinata's "awakening".

Lee's…being Lee…I guess…

Shino's Mr. Random and Kaiba.

Kiba's still stuck in the television.

Hinata's crushing Naruto with a bone-crushing hug.

Chouji's finished all his popcorn but still has his beer hat on and is in the recliner.

Shikamaru doesn't want to comment so he's not saying anything.

Ino's just quietly sitting next to Shikamaru.

Naruto's being crushing by Hinata's lovingly bone-crushing hug.

Sakura's knocked the f-ck out.

Sasuke is seriously pissed off at Tsunade for making him do such a horrible dare (you'll find out soon enough)

Asuma and Kakashi are having the time of their lives watching this story.

Shizune is wondering how many people will be scarred for life after this sleepover.

The Hyuuga girl finally found the Tsunade's house.

The oddly hairy chicken in her hands is wondering whether people will find out how weird he is.

And finally, Tsunade can't wait for next chapter. Cause I know I can't!

Well, that's it! Read and Review dudes! And dudettes too! And…other people who're just really weird so we don't know what you are.