Chaptah Seven...forget about it!
I remembered something right after putting up the last chapter...and then I forgot, yeah. Ooooh, my sister's having a baby! Today she called and told me she has 31 weeks left so I marked my calender, and (drum roll please) it'll be an october baby! By the way the name of this document messed up, was too long, but I must have pressed enter or something cause it submitted it before i could change it.
It's been two weeks since I asked Nami about Arlong, she has yet to speak to me. After her stream of barely audible questions to her screaming at me about minding my own business and to get out, I've seen her only at meals.
I rolled up the sleeves of one of Sanji's dress shirts, which I was wearing cause I needed something to wear and there was no way I was going to ask Nami for money. I began to 'swab' the deck, it was one of the many cleaning tasks I had given myself.
Partly to keep myself busy, partly because I needed to surpress my ocd urges.
One thing I had learned to hate here was that they had no advil.
Advil that I needed because I had a monstor headache from: One I can't sleep in my new sleeping arangements, the boy's bunk; Two Luffy. Won't. Shut. UP.; Three was the dreams, I was afraid to sleep because of them.
Everytime I feel asleep I saw horrifiing images of my new crew, Luffy stabbing himself in the face, Zoro getting sliced across the chest, Sanji's head being smooshed by some freak with pearls.
That's just to name a few, but the creepest thing was that in some cases, like Luffy stabbing himself and Zoro getting slice n' diced, was that they had scars to prove that these things happened.
It scared me to death, I mean there just dreams right? Maybe there just coincidences but, I'm not so sure. There also very familar like I was supposed to know these things, or that I did know them and just forgot.
I wish they'd stay forgotten, but every night they just came again. Not all of them were bad though I had dreams about many other things, all about the Straw Hat crew.
Three days after being forced to join this crew I was disapointed to realize, they had no musician! I can't live in this music less pit of sea. Well not completely music less, Luffy likes to sing, loudly...and off-key.
"Lunch!" Sanji's voice rang out over the deck, spreading his news of our precious fuel.
-and this is the line-the line I want here but can't put here-yeah that's all you need to know-
"Luffy stop taking my food!" please Luffes I need my food, why do you torure me so?
"Luffy stop taking Jenni-san's food!" yelled Sanji kicking Luffy to the floor, last week I was promoted to 'san' instead of 'chan'.
Also Ussop informed me that 'chan' was a term for a girl and that I was insulting Sanji by calling him that.
"Sanjikins is so valient." I said with no emotion, staring at my food...or lack thereof. The cook looked at me, apparently pleased "I'll always be there to protect a lovely lady!"
Oh please. If that's the case then where was he yesterday, when I may or may not have stolen Zoro's shoes. I was tied to that darn mast for a whole hour!
"Idiot cook, I'm trying to eat but you and your disgusting food sicken me." Ha I got up preparing myself for the fight that will be coming, a fight between Sanji and Zoro of course.
"It's not my fault if everything turns to shit in your mouth, you damn marimo!" everyone else quickly left the table and the fighting two. I have realized that the cook is alot better with insults then Marimo.
Zoro stood up "The problem is that your food tastes like shit!" Sanji smirked and opened his mouth, but before he could say anything I threw my arms opened and yelled "Where's the love?"
The sleeping wonder looked digusted, agian, as Sanji turned his attention to me and told me the love was between us.
I looked at Zoro with false mourn on my face "Where's the love Zoro, where's the love?" he pointed a finger at me "You need to mind your own business, everywhere I go, everthing I say there you are, and you always have some damn thing to say!" ... ... "and?" I asked raising my eyebrows.
"And you need to go the hell away!" I faked confusion "Why Zoro, these words you speak hurt." Sanji jumped in and kicked the swordsman upside the head "What's your problem Shit head, your upsetting Jenni-san!" he kicked him again while he was down.
I raised my arm to my forehead dramaticly "Please, don't fight over me!" Zoro jumped up from the ground ready to straggle Sanji, then he heard what I said "What?!? I'm not fighting over you!"
"Jenni-san is worth fighting over but I shall abide your wishes!" I chose to ignore the yelling marimo "Sanjikins is so sweet." I pecked his cheek. He made with the noodle dance.
"Kaaaaa...Jenni-san is so wonderful, do you want something to eat anything?" he looked up at me, up cause he was now on the ground holding my hand. The cook didn't seem to remember that I had just ate.
Zoro was still yelling at me, though now it was because I was ignoring him. "No that's okay I'm not hungry," I thought for a minute, and turned to mister-can-yell-for-long-periods-of-time. "Zoro will you please just give it up, it obvious we don't care anymore."
"Fine, but it's not over." He left, assured somehow that he didn't lose. "Hey cook" Sanji was busy staring at what must have been my butt, but I had turned around and i guess he was now fantasizing...which scared me. "Sanji!" he snapped out of it "Yes Jenni-san?"
Sanji's like chocolate...you love it, want to be with it, but too much and you want to kill it. "Just wash the dishes okay?" I snapped my fingers for effect, though luckly I can't snap or it would have been a very degrading moment for him. "Yes Jenni-san."
I ran I tell you! Actually I slowly left the Galley peeping out the door to see where Nami was. She was sunbathing...in the sun.
The rest of the crew was out there too, Luffy was on the figure head, Usopp was making something...something that was blue and bubbly, and I bet you can't guess what Zoro was doing.
Guess yet? He was sleeping! He was also out of everyone else's veiw so I could go over to him without being near Nami! It's brilliant I say, Brilliant!
"Zoro?" I said kneeling beside him. "I'm sorry I was annoying, forgive me?" he looked at me, annoyed "What are you playing at?" I gave him an innocent smile "I don't believe I'm playing at all Zoro-san."
The sleeping wonder closed his eyes again, probley hoping I'd get the hint and leave. "What's wrong Zoro?" "You, go away." I sat down completely and stared at him.
After about ten minutes he opened his eyes and spoke "Don't you have anything better to do?" I cocked my head to the side "Why Zoro, are you implying that you are not good enough to occupy my time?" I heard Sanji, done with the dishes, come out and start fawning over Nami.
"Of course I'm good enough, I'm more then good enough I'm too good." He closed his eyes again. "Egotisim is frowned upon society, so is cannabolism."
Eyes open "Why in the hell would I care about society, and what the hell does cannabolism have to do with this?" I bite my lower lip "You think we don't know Zoro-san, but we know what happened to little Timmy."
"What the hell! Who's Timmy?" I put a hand on his shoulder "It's okay you don't have to do this alone." Zoro pushed my hand away "Do what alone!" he was now yelling which got the attention of the others, except Luffy, he was oblivious.
Sanji sauntered over "What going on, you bothering Nami-swan, shit swordsman!" I got up and left. I really didn't want to interrupt a Sanji/Zoro fight again, cause that's just rude and annoying.
I decided to clean my new room, if you could call it that. My new room was a storage closet with a bed...and books I had gotten for free at this one island. I love hippies, who love books, and hate the sales market.
Since there was nothing to clean, I reorginized my bookself. Usopp made it for me and I helped him paint it! I have orginized it eleven times since ticking Nami off, I jest not.
It's the only thing besides reading that I can do, unless of course I'm cleaning or Nami's in her room. I wish I knew how to make it up to her, I honestly...okay I some how knew it would upset her, but I didn't mean it. I've already tried apologizing but she acted like I wasn't there.
Luffy says I should give her peace meat, but I don't think that'll help. Zoro said that she's being a bitch and that she'll get over it soon. Ussop told be to hide until Nami's forgives me on her own. Sanji pertended he didn't know what I was talking about, cause he would be acknowleging tahe either Nami or I was wrong.
Sooo I have concluded that if I need advice I should go to Nami, only Nami's the one who's mad at me. I think I might be screwed.
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I woke up to "Land HO!" brought to us by our own little town crier, aka Usopp. Grrrr...Ussop must die, ws my first thought. Second thought yeah land!
I dragged myself out of bed and into a dress I had also picked up form the hippie who hated the sales market, she was such a nice little old lady.
She told me about her good old days and how she was giving away all these memories, and it saddened her. 'But!' she yelled 'I refuse to die and have all of my memories sold in some flea market!"
So I took her memories at least the books, and clothes...oh I also got a wagon to carry everything in! It's such a cute little wagon that now holds my shoes. I want to hug it...but that would be too wierd wouldn't it?
I heard a bang on my door "Jen!" yelled Luffy "It's an island! And, and they Have all these lights! Nami says it's a carnival!" If Luffy hadm't peed his pants yet he sure was. I unlocked my door so he wouldn't break it down.
"Okay Luffy I'm coming." he looked at me his eyes all big with excitment. "You'll take me on the rides right? Oh and you look pretty." he said the last part because I always ask him how I look, and one day he made th emistake of telling me bad.
He almost didn't live, but he's too cute to kill. "Of course I'm going to take you on the rides!" I think if it wasn't for Luffy I'd have gone crazy.
Reason being because I'm so used to being like an older sister to little kids that these older crew mates of mine, are boring. Luffy let's me teach him things though, and he listens when I tell him one of my many, memorized, fairy tales.
He's my new adopted little brother, dispite him being older then me. I've never been to a carnival before though. I wonder.
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I was going to have the whole carnival island in this chapter, but I want to get this up today and I can't write that now. So it'll be in the next chapter okay? Review puhlease. Also I love Sanji's noodle dance in case you haven't noticed.