Hellooo! I'm back! Hopefully for a long time!
Loquacious: tending to talk a great deal; talkative
You should have it by now, I don't own Merlin.
"And then Arthur said the apple wasn't red enough. How could it not be red enough? It looked like I bled all over it! Not that the color of the apple mattered since the prat won't eat the outside anyway. It has to be peeled and sliced with exact precision, or the cabbage head won't eat it! Ha! The cabbage head won't eat apples!"
Geoffrey massaged his temple, Merlin had been talking about ridiculous nonsense for the better part of an hour.
"You," he pointed at Merlin, "are the most loquacious young man I have ever met."
Merlin tilted his head. "I don't know that word. Is it a compliment?"
"It is if you leave."
Feel free to drop a word you want me to use!