Disclaimer: I don't own anything RHPS or ST, only in my dreams, but I do however own any made up characters and the song.
Mara and Roscoe arrived followed by their daughters when a motorcycle was heard.
"Phoebe, darling, you didn't tell me Peggy Sue and Axel were coming," Eli replied.
"They're part of the neighborhood too, dear, and besides they're bringing Eddie, their adorable son."
Axel strolled in wearing cowboy boots, leather pants, and a leather jacket with a white T-shirt underneath. He had sunglasses and a red bandana in his long brunette hair.
"Yo, what's up?" Axel asked shaking hands with Eli.
"Nothing much," Eli responded nervously.
Peggy Sue had long blonde hair and she wore black heels, black leather miniskirt, and a black leather jacket zipped up except to show her cleavage. She brought in Eddie who broke away from her to play with the other kids. Last to arrive was Keith, Judy, and their boys.
"The Munroes and Hapschatts won't be coming tonight which means more food for everyone," Phoebe announced.
The adults were ignoring the children who were mercilessly teasing Brad.
Loser
Eddie:
You're a loser
With four eyes
I'll make you suffer
And with my fists you'll fly
He pushed Brad back who then bumped into Riff Raff.
Riff Raff:
You're a geek
Who thinks he's smart
But I'm warning you
You'll grow up to be a lonely old fart
Brad walked backwards into a tire swing and got on it.
All:
Loser
That's what you are
A geek
Who will never go far
Loser
You'll always be one
You can't escape it
When the day is done
Columbia and Magenta took turns pushing him.
Magenta:
You're never any fun
You're such a dork
Someone please put him out of his misery
Before he pokes his eye out with a fork
Magenta swung him too fast and too high that he fell off while the others giggled. Columbia went over to him putting her foot on his stomach, preventing him from getting up.
Columbia:
Crybaby
Always crying for someone
But who will help you
When your mother's gone
All:
Loser
That's what you are
A geek
Who will never go far
Loser
You'll always be one
You can't escape it
When the day is done
She released him, but he bumped into Janet.
Janet/Rocky:
We don't hate you
But they are right
You're a good kid
But you'll never win a fight
Frank:
Don't listen to them
They don't understand you
Like I do
If only they knew
All:
Loser
That's what you are
A geek
Who will never go far
Loser
You'll always be one
You can't escape it
When the day is done
Loser
That's what you are
A geek
Who will never go far
Loser
You'll always be one
You can't escape it
When the day is done
Brad didn't say anything, but walked away with Janet while the others played spin the bottle.
"Brad, you need to lighten up," Janet gently told him.
"Why? Why can't they accept me for who I am?"
"Maybe because you cry all the time and tattle on everyone? You are such a mama's boy."
"I'm only doing what's right."
"Fine, be that way, you'll end up all alone, but my advice to you is to take a risk once in a while."
She went to join the others while Brad watched them and Columbia spun the bottle which it landed on Riff Raff. She gave him a quick kiss which made Magenta laugh and Riff Raff blush.
"Your turn to spin, Riff," Frank said.
He spun the bottle and it landed on Magenta. She looked flushed and so did he. Even though he knew they weren't related by blood she was still like a sister to him.
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" the kids chanted.
Riff Raff leaned in and kissed her on the cheek. The kids cheered and then Magenta spun the bottle. It landed on Eddie who was smiling widely while Riff Raff and Columbia kept an eye on them. Magenta kissed him lightly, but he grabbed her and kissed her back.
"Now that's a real kiss," Eddie said.
Riff Raff clenched his fists as Columbia bit her tongue when Brad finally joined the group while Eddie spun the bottle and it landed on Janet. He gave her a light kiss and it was her turn to spin the bottle. It landed on Brad and all the kids gagged, but then laughed.
"Kiss freaky boy!" Eddie shouted grinning
"Do it! Do it! Do it!" the kids chanted.
She kissed him and the parents saw what was going on.
"Janet!" Emily shouted.
"Brad!" Claudia shouted.
They were glad that their kids liked each other, but it was too early for them to be kissing.
"You kids are far too young to be playing this game," Claudia told them.
"It's time to eat anyways," Emily said.