Hi there. Even though I don't really have to update on this right now, I decided to work a bit on it. That's how much I love it. (smiley face)

fan girl 666: very coolies on the chapter and the fighting between Dino and Hibari

Thanks! I usually get lazy at fight scenes but I'm glad this one turned out well.

ohlordies: The omake was...interesting.
o_o"

Lol, is that a bad thing? Because if I scarred you a bit, then my job is done. Ha-ha-ha.

Tsuki no Akebono: i lol at u...
impressive...

He-he, thanks! I 'lol' at my sheer genius sometimes, too.

SweatDrop: LOL, I LOVE THIS!! XD YOU HAVE TO WRITE MORE~!! :D Awesome, it's so cute!! Love the funny bits Yup, you mess with Tsuna WAY too much... ;D But he's too cute!! You have to do it... :D

Wow, so enthusiastic!

Ryohei: TO THE EXTREME!

Ha-ha, sorry, couldn't help myself. Anyways, thanks for you for your encouragement. Yes, it's fun to mess with main characters, isn't it? By the way, nice screen name.

-.-CL0UD-GiRL-.-: That was awesome! I loved the whole Dino saving the day part and Tsuna dressing up as a girl parts. I also love the omake!~ Ganbate!

Thanks! Those were my favorite parts too! X3

purple-flavored-gum my bear: Actually, the name of one of Dino's subordinates isn't Romanio... It's Romario... XD By the way... Why is the story called Katekyo High School HOST CLUB? (I'm sorry if you already mentioned the reason I have the knack to not read those kinds of stuff and proceed directly to reading the story) Is it because all of them are incredibly hot? XD

If you could see me now, I would be twitching uncontrollably and looking like I am ready to bitch someone out. But I understand, I do that too sometimes. Like I said, Tsuna needs to find his members before he can make a host club. But they're still hot. Or cute in Tsuna's case. Ha-ha-ha . . . You better have read this or else I will bitch some one out.

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OMFG! SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE! I HAD FINISHED THE CHAPTER… BUT ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED IT WITHOUT SAVING!!! ARGGGH TOOK ME FOREVER TO RETYPE!!!

STUPID MICROSOFT! STUPID MOUSE!!!

Chapter 7

Tsuna cried to himself as he stood in a corner, preparing to face off Ryohei, 'Why does the universe like to torment me?'

Reborn replied, "Because the world likes to pick on the weak and pathetic."

Tsuna replied sarcastically, not at all surprised that Reborn could read his mind, "Thank you for clearing that up, Reborn."

Reborn smirked, "No problem. Now go fight, No-Good Tsuna!" He shoved a protesting Tsuna into the ring.

Ryohei yelled, "Yosh! Are you extremely ready, Sawada?!"

Kyoko chided gently, "Onii-san, don't be so rough on Tsuna-kun!"

Ryohei laughed, "Don't worry, Kyoko! Sawada is made of steel!"

Tsuna thought, 'I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I'm not made of steel . . .'

Colonnello shouted, "Then let the match begin, kora!"

At once, Ryohei got into position, a fierce look in his eyes.

Tsuna made a 'meep' sound as he tried to recall all the fighting lessons Reborn taught him. He made a shaky stance, which Ryohei called out, "Your stance is weak!" He swung out and Tsuna ducked reflexively, feeling the pressure from Ryohei's punch graze his hair.

Trying to counter, Tsuna aimed for Ryohei's chest, but Ryohei crossed his arms and easily blocked Tsuna's attack. Ryohei shouted, "That can't be all you have, Sawada!" He swung out at Tsuna.

Tsuna jerked back, and while he didn't take a direct him, he did make some contact with Ryohei's fist. Tsuna winced.

Ryohei shouted, "Tsuna, show some power!"

He let out a rain of blows, which Tsuna desperately tried to block by bringing his arms into a cross. As he let the blows hit him, Tsuna thought, 'It's painful but it's nothing compared to what Reborn put me through at least . . .' He let out a small gasp, 'I can't keep this up forever . . . I might have to resign to joining the boxing club. It can't be that bad.'

Tsuna stood, cowering before the dozens of scantily-clothed and buff men.

Ryohei shouted, "Alright, to extremely celebrate Sawada's joining as well as welcome him, everyone will have a chance to box with him, including me!"

Visions of immense pain flashed through Tsuna's eyes.

"Then we will take a shower and go home!" The men's eyes lingered hungrily on Tsuna's petite body.

Visions of losing his virginity and even more pain followed.

Tsuna let out a scream, "NOOOO, I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!" Summoning all his strength, he hit Ryohei square in the chest. The force was enough to send Ryohei flying back a good distance.

Kyoko let out a worried cry, "Onii-san!"

Reborn smiled, 'Good Tsuna. You need to learn to strength and utilize your will without the use of the Dying Will Bullets.'

Ryohei looked up and grinned, "I'm fine, Kyoko." He looked at Tsuna, "I haven't felt a punch like that in a while! I'm extremely excited now (no, not like that you perverts! Don't lie, I know what you're thinking)! I won't hold back now!"

Tsuna thought desperately, 'You mean he's been holding back?! HIIII!'

Ryohei yelled, "To the extreme!!" He rushed forward.

In his haste to get out of Ryohei's way, Tsuna tripped over something (a very conveniently placed something, mu-ha-ha-ha) and fell onto his butt. He exclaimed, "Ow!"

Ryohei, caught off-guard by Tsuna's sudden movement, lost balance, "WOAH!" Ryohei came tumbling down and fell face-first . . . into Tsuna's crotch.

Kyoko blushed, "Oh my!"

Reborn and Colonnello were at a loss for words.

Ryohei quickly looked up, his face bright red. He spluttered, "I'm sorry--"

Tsuna did what any normal girl would do.

(Tsuna: I'm a guy!"

J.A.L.: Yes, but you reacted like a little girl, hence what I wrote)

He let out a high pitched shriek (a pitch that was unknown to man until this day) and, with the strength of a thousand Dying Will Bullets, slap—er punched (to save Tsuna's dying manliness (not that it was there to begin with)) Ryohei on the left cheek. The force of it sent Ryohei flying and crashing into a wall, leaving a huge dent.

Kyoko cried out, "Onii-san!!!"

Tsuna, who realized what he did, yelled, "Onii-san!" The two of them rushed to Ryohei.

Tsuna began to babble, "Oh my God, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! It was an accident! Are you ok?! Any broken—MPFH!!!"

Reborn kicked Tsuna and stood on top of his head, "Stop babbling, No-Good Tsuna."

Tsuna protested, "But Onii-san--"

At that moment, Ryohei sat up, yelling, "EXTREEEMEEE!" Needless to say, Tsuna nearly received a heart attack.

Ryohei pumped his fist (after spitting out a tooth), "I never experience such extreme power, even when Kyoya bonded with me!"

Tsuna thought, '. . . somehow I don't think bonding is the correct word."

Ryohei said, "Now, I want you on the boxing team even more!"

Reborn said, "So you admit that you lost?"

Ryohei nodded, "No way I could match that extreme punch. I'll honor the terms of the match. What club do you want me to join, Sawada?"

Tsuna said, "Well, I don't--"

Once again, Reborn's foot 'lovingly' met Tsuna's head. Reborn replied, "We will let you know at a later date."

Ryohei nodded, "I understand."

Kyoko frowned, "Onii-san, we should go to the infirmary for your injuries."

Ryohei grinned (now with one less tooth), "Don't worry, it's nothing!"

Kyoko said sadly, "Onii-san . . ."

Ryohei added quickly, "But it wouldn't hurt to get my injuries looked at! Let's go, Kyoko." He stood up unsteadily, having to be supported by Kyoko.

Tsuna said, "Kyoko-chan . . ."

Kyoko looked at him, confused. Then, she said, "Oh, don't worry, Tsuna-kun. Onii-san will be fine after a good-nights rest." She giggled, "He's been through worst."

Tsuna thought, 'R-really . .?'

Kyoko smiled, "And in case you're worried, I don't have a grudge against you. Besides, Onii-san enjoyed himself, so thank you for that. Excuse us." With that, the two siblings left the room.

Tsuna said dreamily, "Ahh, Kyoko-chan is so kind and cute."

Reborn stared at Tsuna, ". . . I see you are still in the closet."

Tsuna blinked, "What was that, Reborn?"

Reborn replied, "I said we'd better get home. After all, you have a test tomorrow." He smirked, "We have to study all night."

Tsuna cried, 'By study, you mean throw bombs at me . . . Why does Fate hate me so?' Tsuna grudgingly got up and the two walked home. Tsuna thought as they walked home, 'Still . . . Today wasn't all that bad.' He allowed himself a private smile.

(Colonnello: How come I only got one line in this entire chapter, kora?!)

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Tsuna wandered through a field of flowers. He came to stop under a large tree. He sat down beneath it and brought his legs close to his chest, his arms hugging his legs. He then rested his head on his legs and breathed in deeply, letting the sweet aroma of the flowers fill him.

"Hello again, Vongola. Ku-fu-fu."

Tsuna's head snapped up to see two teenagers with nearly identical faces. He breathed, "Mukuro, Chrome . . ?" All at once, he said, "It is you two! Have you two been doing well since I last saw you?"

Chrome blinked and said softly, "We've been well, Boss."

Mukuro looked surprised, and then smiled, "Still naïve as ever?"

Tsuna protested, "How am I being naïve?"

Mukuro replied, "We were enemies. How can you be so friendly to your foes?"

Tsuna's face crinkled, "I don't know how you feel about me," he then smiled, "but I don't have any ill will towards the both of you." He looked at Chrome and gave her a calming smile, "So don't worry."

Chrome whispered, "Boss . . ." She smiled with a hint of blush on her pale face, "Thank you."

Mukuro laughed, "You truly are interesting, ku-fu-fu." He said, "It seems we have to go now." Tsuna gave a sad face, to which Mukuro said, "Don't worry, we'll see each other again. Farewell for now."

And with that, the two vanished, leaving behind Sakura petals that were scattered into the wind.