Sempais in Distress

Chapter 7

Author's Notes:

Yo! Here's some answers to your questions….

How old are the baby kohai?

Momo and Kaidoh are three while Ryoma is two years old.

Are you still going to torture Tezuka?

About that,….Yeah…why not? It's fun. (Mwahahahahaha!)

Are there going to be Yaoi?

Sorry, but no. But there are hints to some pairings though. (If you squint hard enough)

Why are the rival teams in this fic?

You'll see in later chapiees…

Why it took you so long to update?

Sorry. I felt la-zy.

Now with the story…

"Wah Oishi!" cried Eiji. "Tezuka and Fujiko's taking a long time, nya! I'm hungry!"

Oishi was placing a blanket on the three. He then glanced at Eiji, placing his index finger in front of his lips, indicating that his partner should keep his voice down. He then stood up, walked to Eiji and the rest of his fellow third years, leading them all in the kitchen.

"They're now soundly asleep" said Oishi. "We should wait for Fuji and Tezuka quietly."

All of them nodded.

"But I'm hungry nya!" exclaimed Eiji.

"SSSSHHH!"

Eiji pouted.

"Jeez, you all sound like Kaidoh nya…"

"It's Fsssshhhhuuu" said Inui. "Not Ssssssshhhhh."

"Whatever.."

Inui then went to his refrigerator and opened it. There were lots of raw vegetables, fresh fruits, a pitcher of you now what that stinks drink, milk, bottles of water, ham, cheese, bread, leftover pizza and chocolates. On the freezer, there were raw meat and fish, ice cream and ice cubes.

Inui took out the raw tuna, cheese, ham and bread.

"What do you guys want to drink?" questioned Inui.

All of their faces were drained out of color. Becoming pale green, all of them looked down. They were expecting that Inui has lots of his juices, so then Oishi looked up to Inui and said…

"Water will be fine" he said. "Arigato."

"Okay then," replied the data man. "Though I want to test this new penal tea.."

"As suspected" thought Eiji, Oishi and Kawamura.

"No, no water will. Be. Fine" said the three.

Inui then let out a defeated sigh. He then placed the goods on a table.

"Taka" he said. "You can use these to make tuna shashimi with the rice in the rice cooker, and some vinegar in the spices rack."

"Leave it to me" said Kawamura.

"And you two can make sandwiches" he added, addressing Eiji and Oishi.

"Hai nya" said Eiji, drooling because of hunger.

"Understood" said Oishi.

"I'll just be using the bathroom" he says. "I'll be back to help you guys"

After that, he then left the three as he went off for the washroom. Inui was independent. His parents were always away, leaving him all alone in that huge house, causing him to learn live all by himself.

After he entered the washroom, he looked at himself in front of his mirror. He opened the facet, hearing the splashing of the water against the sink that was beside the toilet, he removed his glasses then scooped water with his two hands and washed his face.

His face was dripping wet, he tried to grab a face towel beside the sink. He felt that there were lots of towels. He then started to grab one, making another one fall into the toilet.

After wiping himself dry, he then wore his glasses again. He returned the face towel to its original place, but then he noticed a green face towel fell into the toilet.

Silence.

"There is a hundred percent that there are bad bacteria in there" he thought.

Maybe he can flush it?

"No, I can flush it" he thought. "There will be a ninety-six percent chance that it can cause it to clog. I have to pull it out."

He then glanced at some rubber gloves hanging on the wall. He was about to get it until…

"IT'S BURNING NYA!!!!!!"

"What the-..Eiji?!"

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Fuji and Tezuka were walking at the sidewalk along with the groceries.

Tezuka was still twitching, Fuji made fun of him!

Flashback

"I forgot my wallet Tezuka" said Fuji.

Tezuka twitched.

"Hmm…that's funny," said tensai. "I know I brought it along with me."

Fuji was searching for his wallet all over his pant's pockets, his jersey's pockets,..nothing… He searched it for an hour.

Tezuka brought out his wallet and then…

"Found it!" exclaimed Fuji. "It was in my hand all the time! Hehehehehe…how silly of me."

Twitch…

Tezuka was about to put his wallet back into his pocket but Fuji got a hold of his wrist.

The stoic captain stared at Fuji for a moment.

"Fifty-fifty" said tensai, grinning.

"Hn.." said Tezuka, pulling his wrist back, giving Fuji one thousand five-hundred yen.

Fuji gave a sadistic smile then gave his share to the cashier.

End of Flashback.

They walked quietly while the tensai was chuckling to himself.

"Fuji.." said Tezuka.

"Hai?" he said.

"Three hundred laps around Inui's house when we get back."

"That's nice."

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Inui rushed out of his bathroom, running to the kitchen to find out were the source of that scream was coming from.

The place was covered in dark smoke, he coughed a bit, charging into it.

"My sandwich burned nya" a voice said.

"Use the toaster when you want to heat up the bread" said another.

"We don't put the bread on a stick then toast it on the stove." said another.

"But I can't find a toaster nya"

The smoke was fading . Inui found himself in front of the frige with his three fellow third years.

"The toaster's just beside the spices rack." said data man. "I was ninety-eight percent sure that you are good cook, Eiji."

Eiji just stuck his tougue out cleaning up the mess, while Oishi and Kawamura sweat dropped giving forced smiles.

"The noise you caused can be a eighy percent chance that you woke one of-.." he added.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!"

Inui sighed. The three then rushed out of the kitchen and found out that Momo woke up from all that commotion.

Eiji approached Momo, hugging him.

"Aw..." the acrobatic player said. "Don't cry, Momo chan nya."

Momo snivled, Eiji smiled. Momo gave Eiji that look The look that "I'm going to poop" one.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Not again!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Eiji, rushing in the bathroom.

"Ahh! Eiji!" said Inui, trying to stop Eiji.

Too late.

Eiji pulled the cloth covering baby Momo chan's lower region briefly, then he placed the young sophomore just above the toilet. The young acrobat didn't notice the face towel in there though.

Momo made again that look.

He poops...He scores!!!

Woooooooooooooooooooh!

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"Ano...I think I'll help Eiji with Momo." said Taka. "You two can continue making lunch."

"Yeah.." said Oishi. "I think Tezuka and Fuji will be hungry. Let's go, Inui."

"But-" said the data man.

"It's okay, Inui." said Kawamura. "We'll be back there in a minute."

"..."

Kawamura then entered the bathroom. He saw Eiji, cleaning baby Momo chan up with a grimace on his face.

"I'll do that for you, Eiji." said Kawamura. "You can flush the toilet."

Eiji's eyes sparkled.

"Really, Taka-san nya?!!" said the acrobat. "Arigato!!"

Eiji then handed baby Momo-chan to Kawamura, asleep. Momo just woke up to do that after all.

Eiji pressed down the flush. The water in the toilet made a gargling sound, the water with the brownish chocolate substance, but it did not go down.

"What the-" said the young acrobat.

Kawamura went out of the bathroom then settled baby Momo chan back with baby Ryoma and Kaidoh. He then went back catching the sight of Eiji flashing the toilet again and again.

Kawamura sweat dropped.

"Ahhh...Eiji?" said Kawamura.

"It's clogged Taka-san, nya!!" exclaimed Eiji, with watery eyes.

"What?!" said Kawamura. "I think we should use a suction cup"

"It won't work" said Eiji. "I've tried nya.."

"So," said Kawamura. "What do we do now?"

"We'll use the secret weapon nya"

"Se-secret weapon? What's that?!"

"We'll pray to the gods."

"Gods? Whom?"

"The toilet god nya."

"To-toilet god?! I think there no such thing."

"Oh! Fujiko said there's one! And he's a tensai nya."

"But...ano..."

"It's worth a try! Ne, Taka-san?"

"Well...um...okay...lead."

"Yey!"

Eiji then jumped, he grabbed the suction cup used as staff, he waved it all around the room. He then looked at Kawamura.

"What?" qustioned Kawamura.

"We must do the chicken dance nya." he replied.

"Chicken dance?!!!!" Kawamura exclaimed. "What does that have to do with the toilet god?!!!"

"Fuji said so, nya."

Kawamura twitched.

"O-okay... then what?" he questioned.

"I'll chant some prayers." said the young acrobat. "While you'll be echoing them."

Let's start with the chicken dance nya."

"..."

Then the two third years made the chicken dance around the toilet. They flapped their elbows and bended their knees walking.

"Ohhhhh" said Eiji with a shaky voice. "Toilet god, hear our prayer nya."

"Prayer.." echoed Kawamura

"Please take this..um...offering."

"Offering..."

" Ohhhhh Toilet God!!!!"

"Toilet God..."

"Bring peace to this bathroom! Make the smell and offering go away nya."

"Away..."

Knock knock

"We're home."

End of Chapter...