There were some mistakes I had to change and I was away without internet so I couldn't fix them. So now I fixed them. I am planning on five univocalic graybles. What are graybles, you ask, and What is univocality? You'll see... But here's a hint, and Possibly a spoiler. At the sixth chapter called "Oisseau", there are five univocalic versions of Legend of Mermaid. Anyways, Pitchi Pitchi Voice Live Start!
Intro
It was Japanese class. Ruby wasn't listening. She noticed Kaito dozing off. When the bell rang, Ruby went to Kaito. "Kaito, you look exhausted lately." she said "You were even sleeping a while ago." "Class is just dull..." he a. "Yeah, I wonder why we even have to come..." Kaito suddenly left saying "Sorry, I'm in a hurry." Bubble went up. "What's wrong Ruby?" she asked, "Got into a little tiff with Kaito-kun." "I wonder if I said something that made him angry..." said Ruby. "Do you suppose he's got a girlfriend." Bubble teased. Ruby gasped(AN: Did she?) "Actually, I saw him walking with a pretty girl a while ago." Bubble continued. "W-With who?" said Ruby. "No clue, But she was older than him." she said. "I saw him too!" said A background girl, Whom I'll just call her Braelyn. "He was walking with her on the beach holding a surfboard!" Braelyn continued. "I saw it too" said another background Girl, Whom I'll call Ari. "They were enjoying tea together!" "So they kind of looked like lovers, didn't they?" said a third background girl, I don't have a name for her. "HOW VEXING!" the three background girls said. Ruby was in shock "L-Lovers!?"
Episode 7: A Gem's Jealousy
As the music box turns... Ruby was in the bath. She put down the bubble maker. She sighed. Grassy was going to take a bath as well. "What's wrong, Ruby-san? You're making such big sighs." he said. "Well... Kaito seems have gotten a girlfriend." Ruby said. "Isn't that wonderful!" said Grassy. "No, it isn't wonderful at all." said Ruby. She then noticed Grassy, in human form,(AN: Ruby didn't see his face. She just knew) jump in the bathtub. "GRASSY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE WHILE I'M BATHING!?"
After that, Ruby was talking at Grassy, Back in grass form. It is implied that she Hit him. "What do you mean by "Isn't that wonderful", Grassy?" Ruby said. "Well, I've been opposed to you loving a human the whole time!" said Grassy, "If you confess and turn into dust, it'll be a problem. This is the perfect chance for you to just give up!" "no way..." Grassy then continued, "But are they really lovers?" "Everyone said that he was walking with a pretty girl..." said Ruby. "And that's it?" "Moreover, he's been really busy and always going somewhere" "Well, let's have Taki-san check the fortune!" said Grassy. "Eh? Taki-san!" said Ruby.
So they did. "Here it comes, Here it comes..." said Madame Taki. Grassy went up. "It's true! An old wrinkled face has appeared!" Taki pushed Grassy off. She continued. "How is it, Taki-san?" said Ruby. "It says this love is lifelong." answered Madame Taki. "As I thought..." said Ruby. "Isn't love usually lifelong." said Grassy, "Don't you have something more concrete?" Madame Taki turned to Grassy. "Then I'll try another method." said Taki. She pulled out a blade of grass from Grassy. "As I thought, a disaster at sea will take place..." Ruby sighed.
Ruby stared outside from her bedroom. "Kaito, the only one you like is the gem me, right?" she thought. Grassy then spoke up. "I understand, let's investigate!" "What do you mean by investigate?" said Ruby. "Investigate what Kaito-san is doing and who he's doing it with." replied Grassy, "I'll spy on Kaito-san tomorrow and find out. I'll find out whether you've guessed accurately and should give up or not." "No way!" said Ruby
In the Panthalassa castle, Puffball was flying around. "Fries, Firey, Tennis Ball, Everyone got beaten by the Object Princesses once." She Transformed red. "Now is the true fight to win Gaito-sama's Heart!" "What's wrong, Puffball." said a voice. She turned around "Ahh! Gaito-sama!" "That scary look tells me you must've thought of some good way to catch the Object Princesses!" said Gaito. Puffball turned back pink. "I have thought of a good way to capture them, but..." She shrugged. "All that's left then is to capture them." said Gaito. "That's right! That's right!" said Puffball. "Then I'll tell you something nice." said Gaito. He showed Puffball a vision of a stone. It was an oval cut gem that is both Blue and Green. "Ah! What a pretty gem!" said Puffball. "It was discovered in the Quintessence." said Gaito (AN: If you forgotten what the quintessence is, I don't know what to say. Go back to Episode 4) "The quinessence?" questioned Puffball. Gaito then showed a boat. "While this passenger boat is anchored in harbor, it's open for the general public to view." he continued. "I get it. You like this gem, right?" said Puffball. "The Object Princesses will surely be interested in that gem." he said. "I get it!" said Puffball, "When the Object Princesses come to see it, all I have to do is capture them!" "Yes." "Well then, I'm off! Wait for the good results, Gaito-sama" Puffball then left.
The next day, Ruby and Grassy were spying on Kaito, Wearing typical spy outfits. "Grassy, aren't these clothes overdoing it a bit?" said Ruby. "What are you saying? We're wearing this just because we're tailing him!" said Grassy, "More importantly, let's get moving!" Grassy ran. Ruby followed saying "Wait up!". Kaito turned around. Ruby and Grassy ran back. Ruby tripped on Grassy. They looked Kaito getting a soda."We almost blew our cover!" said Ruby. "Ruby-san, the older woman has appeared!" said Grassy. They looked at Kaito, who was giving directions to a woman. Ruby got mad. "Ugh, She was just asking him a question!" "I also thought she was pretty old for Kaito-san..." They followed Kaito to a park. "I wonder if this is the place he arranged to meet with her..." said Grassy. They watched Kaito (AN: Spoiler alert,... Nevermind) walk to a girl who said "Jeez, I was getting sick of waiting". "We... We finally caught him red handed didn't we, Ruby-san?" said Grassy. Ruby then shouted "Kaito..." She fainted on Grassy. Kaito turned around. Except it wasn't Kaito. It was a look-alike, whom I'll just call Elpretiak. "Ruby-san, that's not Kaito-san!" said Grassy. Ruby shot back up. "What's with that girl?" said that lady. "She seems dangerous..." said Elpretiak. (AN: In the american dub, all of Elpretiak's, or any lookalike's, lines are english that is translated from Belarusian so in this case, he says "She seems to be dangerous ...") "Let's go, let's go!" said that lady. "I thought my heart had stopped from the shock..." Ruby said. "Where did we go wrong?" said Grassy. "Let's quit stalking him like this." said Ruby. She took off her disguise and left. "Ruby-san, wait up!" said Grassy as he followed also not wearing his disguise.
They were then walking down the streets. "Is this okay, Ruby-san?" said Grassy, "While you're feeling like this?" "But..." "It'd be a load off my mind if you just gave up on Kaito-san already." said Grassy. "A load of your mind?" questioned Ruby. "Ah! Nonono!" said Grassy, "At this rate, you'll be totally lost, and start to imagine seeing Kaito-san's shadow and hearing his footsteps" As he said that, Kaito and Someone else, whose name is Ayaka, left the building Ruby and Grassy was in front of. "I really wonder..." said Ruby. Jut then, Kaito said "Well, if it isn't Ruby!" "It's true... I am hearing his voice subconsciously..." said Ruby. "What are you saying?" Ruby turned around. "What are you doing here" Kaito said. Ruby panicked "Umm...hmmm...err... taking Grassy for a walk!" "Grassy?" "My friend and pet!" "What is it?" "Even though he looks like this, he's just a tuft of grass." "W-what do you mean by "He looks like this"?! Oh my lawn..." Then Ayaka came up. "Kaito-kun, who's this girl?" she said. "A classmate. Her name is Ruby" answered Kaito. "I see, just a classmate." said Ayaka, "I thought she was your girlfriend for sure." Ayaka grabbed onto Kaito. This shocked Ruby. "Come on, Kaito-kun, let's go!" Ayaka said, "I really wanna treasure our time together!" "Okay, see ya Ruby!" said Kaito. He left with Ayaka. "'I really wanna treasure our time together", could... could this be!?" thought Grassy. Ayaka glared at Ruby, who said "Kaito..."
At the beach, Kaito was teaching Ayaka how to surf. Ayaka said "Hey, Kaito-kun, do you have a girlfriend!?" said Ayaka. "Not really..." "What kinda girl do you like?" Ayaka continued, "I think you'll look best with an older girl."(AN: So to answer Ruby's question, yes in the eyes of Ayaka, but actually no.) Kaito ignored her "Let's practice here." said Kaito. "Don't we go into the sea?" questioned Ayaka. Meanwhile, Grassy and Ruby watched behind a bush.(AN: considering how many times I said stalk, I should've used that) "Those two really seem like surfing friends" said Grassy. Just then, two kids saw Grassy. "How cute!" one said. "It's so fuzzy!" another said. "Let me touch it." said another. The three rubbed Grassy. Meanwhile, Ayaka and Kaito were still practicing. Ayaka stanced on the board. She noticed three girls rubbing a tuft of grass. "That's the grass from before..." thought Ayaka. She then noticed Ruby. Ayaka smiled. "That girl..." A few minutes later, they were still practicing. Ayaka (AN: deliberately) fell onto Kaito. "Are you okay?" said Kaito. "How am I, Kaito-kun?" said Ayaka, "Older girls are great, aren't they?" Ruby watched them. She grabbed Grassy and left. "Although I look pitiful, this is life and can't be helped..." Grassy thought. Ruby threw Grassy, shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "What do you mean my "Nooo", Ruby-san!?" Ping. At sunset, Ayaka thanked Kaito. "Thank's a bunch for today, Kaito-kun!" She gave him tickets. "These are tickets to the "Knowledge Eye"." she said, "There are two tickets, so why don't you invite that Ruby-chan?"
Eyecatch
"Hn, with an older girl, now?" said Bubble. "He's doing pretty well." she added in to which Grassy replies "Yep!" "Bubble, this isn't the time to be admiring him!" said Ruby. "If you like him, why don't you snatch him away!" said Bubble, "If it was me, that's what I'd do." "I can't do that!" complained Ruby. The next day at school, Ruby was just lying down on her desk. Kaito went up to her saying "Yo, Ruby." "Kaito!" "Are you free after school?" he continued. "After school?" questioned Ruby. "Wanna go see a gem called the Knowledge Eye? I scored two tickets!" said Kaito. "With me?" "Sure!" "Y-You're okay with me?" asked Ruby. "You're being strange. Do you have something to do?" asked Kaito. "No, that's fine." "Then it's decided!" Kaito left. Ruby smiled. "Kaito!" After school, Ruby met up with Bubble and Match at the school roof (AN: Yep, more Fridge Logic. You know what. Bubble uses her parasol when she's on the roof.) "I guess she was just one of his surfing friends!" said Ruby. "You can't be sure!" said Bubble. "Why?" "He might be just two timing you..." said Bubble. "Kaito wouldn't do that!" said Ruby. "But it might be a good chance to find out if he has a girlfriend." said Match. "A good chance?" To ask him if he wants you or the other girl!" said Match. "If I ask him that, hell hate me!" said Ruby.
That evening, Kaito and Ruby were at that passenger cruise. They just entered when Ayaka said "You're late, Kaito-kun!" "Ayaka-san, why are you here?" said Kaito. "I had a reservation for dinner, Kaito-kun." "A reservation for dinner..." thought Ruby. "Wait a minute, dinner?" asked Kaito. Ayaka went and spoke through Ruby's ear. "I have a date with him, so don't get in the way!" That shocked Ruby. She ran away. "Ruby, wait!" said Kaito as he ran after Ruby, "I said wait!" "Let go!" shouted Ruby, "That's what you were planning from the start!" Kaito gasped. "Why don't you just go eat dinner with Ayaka-san!?" "There is no dinner." responded Kaito. "DO WHAT YOU WANT!" shouted Ruby, then she left. "Ruby!" But Ayaka grabbed him saying "Come on, let's go to the restaurant, Kaito-kun!"
Meanwhile, The Knowledge Eye was in display. A blue and green haired girl looked at it. "So it was the one from my country..." she thought. She remembered how the knowledge eye ruled the Knowledge kingdom until suddely, there was an attack and the Knowledge eye disappeared. Meanwhile, Puffball looked at the Knowledge Eye. "The Knowledge Eye is only on display until today." she thought, "And since I didn't find the Object Princesses, I'll steal that Knowledge Eye and give it to Gaito-sama!" She smiled "And the Object Princesses might even follow me all the way back too!"
Ruby was standing on the edge of the ship. "How mean of you Kaito," she thought, "To make me watch you and Ayaka-san going on a date." Just then, the lights turned off. "This is..." said the Blue-and-green haired girl. Puffball grabbed the Knowledge Eye. "The Knowledge Eye is mine now!" she said. She flew past a bunch of guards. The Dual-haired girl went after her, seemingly half way through a Human-to-Book transformation. "What, what's happened?" Ruby said. Just then, she saw Puffball run past her. Then a Book chased her. "You're the Gem Elemental Princess, Right?" she said. "Umm, yeah." Ruby said. "Come with me!" Puffball was flying away (AN: She was singing a reversed track of her saying "Yeah who, I wanna know!" from BFDIA 1) Book chased past her. Puffball turned around. "Oh goody! You finally showed up, Object Princess" she said. "Shut up and return my Stone!" said Book. "No way. I'm gonna give this to Gaito-sama!" said Puffball. Ruby in Gem form went up. "Okay, who are you?" she said. "My name is Book, Knowledge Elemental Object Princess, but that's not important!" said Book, "That Knowledge Eye is from our object kingdom in the quintessence!" "Two Object Princesses" said Puffball. She turned red. "I shall make both of you presents for Gaito-sama!" she said. "Oh sorry, but I'm feeling a little creepy tonight..." said Book. "Knowledge Eye Voice!" "Me too," said Ruby, "Because this evening has been all messed up!" "Stone of Gems Voice!" Book's idol Form has a long Blue and Green dress with a slit on the side ending at the knee. "To preserve the peace of the quintessence and get back the Knowledge Eye," said Ruby. "We'll take you out at once with the Pitchi Pitchi Gem Live!"
(Ruby)Nanairo no kaze ni fukarete tooi misaki wo mezashiteta...
"It won't go so well for you" said Puffball, "Since this is MY stage!" She then pressed an emergency button to play loud, distorted music. (AN: The track I used was a version of Radio Martini and Overcast, Both by Kevin Macleod. Overcast was sped up to match the length of Radio martini and both were Layered, reversed, Vocoded, reversed again, reverbed, slowed down and Bass boosted) Puffball turned back pink. "I wonder why I'm so good!" she said, "This way, I can't hear you at all!" "What is this!?" shouted Ruby, as she covered her ears. "It's so that she can't hear our song!" shouted Book. "That's right!" said Puffball as she trapped Ruby with a rainbow attack. "Now, I'll take you to Gaito-sama!" "That won't happen!" said a voice. It was Bubble and Match. "I came to find out what this, like, loud music was!" said Match. She broke the emergency button. The music stopped playing. Puffball shouted "OH MY FLUFF!" (AN: Thanks Kittenwolfie for this omg moment) "Sky Pearl Voice!" "Stone of Flames Voice!" "Bubble, you came too?" said Ruby. "I came because I was worried about your date!" said Bubble. "Okay, you three. Let's go!" said Book
(Match)Yukkuri to kumo wa nagarete (Bubble)nijino hate ni kieteitta("Stop! Forgive me!" said Puffball)
(Ruby)Hoshitachi wa shinju no you ni
(Book)Tsuyoi hikari hanachi hajimeru
(Bubble)Minami no (Ruby)sora kara (Bubble and Ruby)kikoeru kuchibue
(Match)Sou, otona ni naru toki ga (Bubble, Match, Ruby and Book)kiteita
(Match)Kiseki wa meguru bouken
(Book)Yasashii haha no negai wo(Puffball started spinning in agony) (Ruby)mune ni (Match)idaki (Ruby and Match)nagara (Bubble)daremo ga tabi wo shiteru
(Book)Hoshi furu yoru no fantajia
(Match)Afureru namida to inori dare ni mo wakaranai
(Bubble, Match, Ruby and Ice Cube)Mirai wo terashiteru
"Love Shower Pitch!" "AAAAHHH! I'M SORRYYYYY!" shouted Puffball. "How about an encore!" "FORGIVE MEEEEE!" Puffball disappeared, leaving only the Knowledge Eye which fell down into the ocean. Book watched the Knowledge Eye fall. "Book, is that okay?" asked Ruby. "Yeah" said Book. "The Knowledge Eye will watch over us from the depths of the sea." she thought, "It always find it's way back."
The power at the ship turned back on. Ayaka was clinging onto Kaito. Kaito pushed her off. "It's fine now." said Kaito. He left. "Kaito-kun!" said Ayaka. "Ruby!" shouted Kaito. Ayaka continued clinging onto Kaito. "Oh leave that girl alone. We can finally be alone now!" she said. Kaito pushed away Ayaka. "So that's what you wanted from the beginning!"(AN: Deja vu anyone?) he said, "And gave me two tickets!" "It's okay! She's not your girlfriend of anything right?" said Ayaka. "I already have someone I like." said Kaito. Ruby watched the two from... wherever she was. She gasped. "Eh?" said Ayaka. Kaito looked out of the deck. "Like the Knowledge eye, she has pretty eyes." he said. "Could that be... me?" Ruby thought. "Hey, I've never heard that you had someone you liked!" said Ayaka. "There's no need for me to tell you." said Kaito, "I was only asked to teach you surfing by the surfing hop owner." Ruby smiled. "What!?" shouted Ayaka, "I'm older than you! How can you reject me!?" She slapped him and left. She then heard a twinkling noise followed by a splash. "Where are you now?" he said.
The next day at school, Kaito walked up to Ruby. "Yo, Ruby!" "Kaito." "Sorry about yesterday... and that..." "It's fine now!" said Ruby, "More importantly..." She looked at Kaito. "What is it?" "When you look into my eyes," said Ruby, "Don't you notice something?" Kaito joked, "I see a really sexy guy reflected in your eyes!" Ruby... I can't describe what she did. "No way..." "Oh well." she thought, "As long as I know that I'm the only one in Kaito's eyes"
Credits
Bubble, Match and Ruby were talking about that mysterious girl named Book. "Something tells me we'll be in a wild goose chase for the next 19 episodes." said Ruby
Okay, Yeah I know Book takes Karen's role in this AU. I just had the Idea of trying to put all the main FreeSmarters in the first volta. A volta is 13 or so episodes. Anyways. Love Shower Pitch. How about an encore!
