Tokyo Mew Mew Truth or Dare!
Chapter 6
CHOCOLATE- I'M SOOO SORRY ROSA, SAKURA, AND NEW SURPRISE HOST FOR NOT DOING YOUR TOTALY AWESOME DARES IN THE LAST CHAPTER! I'M SUCH A FOOL! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M SOOO SORRY! WHILE I CRY IN THE CORNER, DEATH THE KID FROM SOUL EATER WILL DO MY DISCLAIMER! I'M SOOOO SORRY!
Kid- Where am I?
CHOCOLATE- READ THE SCRIPT, DAMMIT! MY HOSTS ARE SAD BECAUSE I FORGOT THERE REVIEWS, SO HURRY IT UP, KID!
Kid- What script? All I see is a ripped piece of paper laying on the floor...
CHOCOLATE- WELL THEN READ IT, DAMMIT!
Kid- OKAY, OKAY! Sheesh... Dear Grandma, Happy Birthday! Sorry I forgot and have to send the card to you 10 months later, but be happy you got a card at all! Anyway, happy bollated B-day, Grandama! Love, Rylee...
Random Camera Man- Sorry, Kid, that was Chocolates Grandma's birthday card... here is the script...
CHOCOLATE- ...O.o ...
Soul- Awkward...
CHOCOLATE- GET OUT OF HERE SOUL CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DEPRESSED AND THAT WE ARN'T GETTING ANY CLOSER TO MAKING MY HOSTS HAPPY!
*Throws chainsaw at Soul, making it saw right through the wall next to him, and started chasing him, with it still in the wall*
Soul- !
CHOCOLATE- JUST READ THE SCRIPT, KID!
Kid- OKAY! Chocolate doesn't own Tokyo Mew Mew or Me and Soul... WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SCRIPT IS THIS? AND THAT CHAINSAW IS MAKING THIS ROOM TOTALLY UN-SIMMETRICAL!
Soul- !
CHOCOLATE- ROSA, SAKURA!
*Hugs them with all my might*
Rosa&Sakura- Wha-?
CHOCOLATE- I'M SOO SORRY I FORGOT YOUR DARES IN THE LAST CHAPTER AND TO MKE IT UP TO YOU SAKURA YOU START NOW! NEXT WILL BE ROSA, DUTCH, THEN WE SHALL INTRODUCE A NEW HOST AND HIS/HER DARES!
Sakura- Yay! I thought you forgot about us, Chocolate!
CHOCOLATE- HOW COULD I FORGET YOU GUYS! I ONLY FORGOT YOUR DARES! WHO COULD POSSIBLY FORGET THAT BEAUTIFUL ugly FACE!
Rosa- Heard that!
CHOCOLATE- SAKURA GO I WANT TO GO SEE SOMEBODY CRY ON THERE BLEEDY KNEES BEFORE I GO GET THE HIPPIE FROM HIS INTERNATIONAL HIPPIES MEET!
Dutch- What's a-
CHOCOLATE- GO, SAKURA, I HAVE 10 MINUTES!
Sakura- OKAY! *Glare at Kisshu* Fluffy... Attack!
*A huge hound chases him*
Sakura- Nice chapter, the one after the next she be a mew mew idol
*Giggle as she watches Kish get chased by one of her hounds*
Dutch- COOL DOG! CAN I COMMAND IT TO DO SOMETHING?
Sakura- Sure! Right after it ripps Kisshu to shreds! Chocolate did want to see somebody crie on there bloody knees in less than 10 minutes!
Everybody- =.=
CHOCOLATE- Y-your so kind! And even after I forgot your dares!
Kisshu- AAAAAHHHHHHH! SINCE WHEN DID THIS GAME START ALLOWING DOGS? I'M TELLING YOU, THESE HOSTS WILL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING TO LAND US IN A HOSPITAL BED!
CHOCOLATE- Yes we do, Kisshu, yes we do... OKAY! NOW THAT I HAVE GOTTEN MY MORNING ENTERTAINMENT, WHICH IS WAY BETTER THAN THE NEWS, I MIGHT ADD, I HAVE TO START PACKING!
*Starts packing manga, anime DVD'S, clothes, shoes, phone, I-pod, live food, dead food, almost dead food, almost alive food, ect. into a small handbag*
Masaya- I'm so happy you arn't like that, Ichigo.
Ichigo- Masaya-kun! *Snuggles next to Masaya on couch*
Kisshu- Ichig- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Kisshu starts screaming as I pierce an umbrella straight through the lovebird's chests, making a lovely shish cabob*
CHOCOLATE- AND THEY SAID I COULD NEVER KILL SOMEBODY WITH AN UMBRELLA! WELL LOOK, IDIOTS, I KILLED TWO PEOPLE WITH AN UMBRELLA! AND AT ONCE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *Lightning crashes in background*
Everybody- O.O
Taruto- I never knew she was insane...
Ryou- She's been insane since the day we met her...
Pai- But she was never this insane...
Kisshu- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? AND RIGHT AFTER SHE CAME BACK!
CHOCOLATE- I was just putting Ichigo out of her misery! She was snuggling with a treehugger, and that's a sign of suicidal thoughts!
Everyone- =.=
CHOCOLATE- COME ON, GUYS! WOULD YOU HANG OUT WITH A TREEHUGGER UNLESS YOU WERE PLANNING ON DIEING!
Everyone- ...
CHOCOLATE- OKAY THAT'S MY CUE TO GET GOING! LEPrecon! I'm counting on you!
LEPrecon- Of course! I will not let you down!
Dutch- Why am I not in charge!
CHOCOLATE- Because I am NOT going to explain to my parents why the house is destroyed when I get back!
Dutch- Well, she does have a point!
CHOCOLATE- Yes I do. Anyway Rosa It's your turn! YOU CAN DO IT! YOU HAVE THE POWER WITHIN! *Runs out door*
LEPrecon- Well then... Rosa, I guess you can start now!
Rosa- YAY! Hey, wondering if Pudding and Taruto will start following Ichigo and Kisshus' examples and start making out to.
Taruto- *Blushing madly* T- THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! I'M NOT AN IDIOTIC PERV LIKE KISSHU! S- SO THAT'S YOUR ANSWER, IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, RIGHT PUDDING?
Pudding- *Starts crying* W-we wouldn't? Not ever? Not once? *Snif snif*
Rosa- You are so mean!
Dutch- Go make her feel better!
Taruto- How?
Dutch- I don't know, kiss her or something! Just stop the crying!
Sakura- She's going to break my ears... and you broke her heart...
LEPrecon- This is not a time for poetry, Sakura!
Pudding- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I HATE YOU, TARU-TARU NA-NO-DA! WHAAAAAAAAAAA!
Taruto- FINE! BUT ONLY THIS ONCE! NEVER AGAIN! *Walks up to crying pudding and kisses her on the cheeck*
CHOCOLATE- *Pops head into door* BOOOOOO! THAT SUCKED! ON THE LIPS, YOU A$$! *Leaves again*
Taruto- FINE! *Kisses on lips then quickly pulls away, blushing like a tomato*
Pudding- Thanks, Taru-Taru, Na-No-Da!I feel sooo happy now, and it's all thanks to you! *Glomps Taruto*
Hosts- AWWW! KAWII!
Taruto- HEY, YOU STUPID MONKEY! G-GET OFF ME! THAT WAS ONLY TO SHUT YOU UP! IT'S NOT LIKE I LOVE YOU OR ANYTHING!
CHOCOLATE- *Pops head into door* DENIAL! *Pops head back into door as shoe is flung at me*
Taruto- IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE, LEAVE! (One who threw shoe)
CHOCOLATE- *Pops head in again* Friendly, much? *Dissapears again*
Taruto- Why, that b-
LEPrecon- *Puts hand over Taruto's mouth* Moving on. Next, Rosa?
Rosa- Okay! Sure thing! I think Ryou should go to his cat form for awhile if he starts getting annoying or because I think he is just so KAWII in his cat form!
Dutch- I AGREE! I WANNA SEE RYOU AS A CAT! I CAN SNUGGLE WITH HIM THEN WITHOUT IT LOOKING AWKWARD!
Ryou- NO WAY IN HELL AM I DOI-
Dutch- Are you going to go against a dare? Do you want to end up like Ichigo from last chapter?
Ryou- Huh? Something happened to Ichigo last chapter?
Ichigo- YOU BASTARD OF A BOSS! YOU SUCK!
Ryou- Why, what happened?
Ichigo- I didn't do a dare so I fell into a pit of spikes and died, thats what!
Ryou- Okay, but remember I can only stay in cat form for ten minutes! *Ryou poofs into a cat*
Dutch- It sucks he isn't like Ichigo and only transforms with a kiss... well I ain't complaining! I get to snuggle with a Ryou kitty! *Grabs hold of Cat Ryou who is trying to run away and sits on the couch next to Pai, squeezing the life out of him*
LEPrecon- 8 minutes left, Dutch.
Dutch- WHAT! IT HAS SO TO NOT ALREADY BEEN 2 MINUTES!
LEPrecon- Tell the clock that.
Dutch- YOU CAN'T TLL A CLOCK SOMETHING IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY EARS!
LEPrecon- You're going to break RYOU'S ears!
*Dutch look down to see a wide-eyed Ryou cat*
Dutch- Oh, sorry Ryou! *Starts petting Cat Ryou, making him purr* KAWII!
Rosa- Well, thats all for me! Thank you all for reading! *Bows*
LEPrecon- Well, who's nex-
Dutch- *Drops Ryou cat, making him screach and poof back into a human* ME ME ME! Oh, too bad it isn't like in Fruits Basket! When the people turn back from animal form they are naked.
Everyone- O.O
Sakura- That sounds like an anime you would watch...
Dutch- Oh, I never watched that anime... any way my first dare was for Chocolate to bring Kiieechiro back so he could-
CHOCOLATE- I'M BACK WITH THE HIPPIE! *Walks through door, dragging Kiieechiro along behind me*
Sakura- Oh, how was the meeting?
Kiieechiro- Who wants muffins?
Rosa- Are you okay Kiieech-
Kiieechiro- NO I AM NOT OKAY THEY KEPT ON TALKING ABOUT LOVE AND PEACE AND LIFE!
LEPrecon- That's just what hippies do...
Dutch- NO NO NO! NOT MUFFINS, A CAKE!
Kiieechiro- But I don't wanna bake a cake! I wanna bake muffins!
*Dutch and Kiieechiro start glaring at each other. You could litteraly feel the tension that emmited from the glare*
Pudding- Lets make both!
Everyone- ...
Pudding- Lets make both!
Everyone- ...
Pudding- Lets make both!
Everyone- ...
Pudding- SAY SOMETHING YOU GUYS ARE SCARING MEEE!
Dutch- Fine! Go bake us muffins and a cake, hippie!
Kiieechiro- I AM NOT A HIPPIE! *Walks into kitchen I poofed up, rambling about the reasons why he can't be a hippie when he obviously can. I mean, what boy has long, brown hair! Let alone in a pigtail! And he bakes at a pink cafe! He is either a hippie or gay!*
Dutch- AND MAKE IT A BIG CAKE, DAMMIT! WE HAVE ALLOT OF PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM! OH, AND MAKE SURE IT HAS AT LEAST 5 LAYERS! AND-
Kiieechiro- *Walks out of kitchen with big cake and tray of muffins* ANYTHIG ELSE, OH MIGHTY GODDESS!
Dutch- *Tastes cake* BLEGH! THIS IS STRAWBERRY! I WANTED- *Gets cake smashed into face by Kiieechiro* WHAT THE HELL?
Kiieechiro- You told me to bake a cake, but you didn't say anything about what I needed to do with it. The mufins are for everybody. Enjoy!
Dutch- Before I kill you, I'm gonna start the next dare... Chocolate can you poof me up a towel?
CHOCOLATE- SURE THING, MY BRO! *Poofs up a towel with muffin designs on it* THERE YOU GO!
Dutch- You did that on purpose, didn't you...
CHOCOLATE- DO THE NEXT DARE!
Dutch- FINE! *Whipes face* Ryou! Paint. The. Cafe. Blue. And THEN gimme hug! :3
Ryou- But I don't even want to give you a hug, and if Cafe Mew Mew is blue, not as many girls will come, and those girls that walk in those doors every day is how I get my money!
Dutch- Paint. The. Cafe. Blue.
Ryou- ...
CHOCOLATE- BECAUSE I KNOW THAT RYOU IS GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT DOING IT ALONE WHICH I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR RIGHT NOW, I WILL GIVE RYOU A PERSONAL SLAVE OF CHOICE FOR THE DAY!
Ryou- D-
CHOCOLATE- AND REMEMBER, ONLY FOR THE DAY! NOT FOR LIFE! IT STATES THAT IN THE CONTRACT YOU SIGNED!
Ryou- What contract?
CHOCOLATE- JUST KIDDING YOU NEVER SIGNED A CONTRCT SO GULLABLE NOW PICK OR I KILL YOU!
Ryou- OKAY! Du-
CHOCOLATE- AND NO, IT CANNOT BE A HOST! SORRY TO BURN YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS, RYOU! LOVE YA!
Ryou- Shit... fine! Ichigo! I choose you! *Grabs Ichigo and starts dragging her out of room*
CHOCOLATE- AFTER KISSHU BUGGING ME NON-STOP BEHIND THE SCENES, I RESURECTED ICHIGO, NOT THE TREEHUGGER, THOUGH, BECAUSE NOBODY WANT HIM HERE EXEPT SAKURA AND ICHIGO AND IT IS SOO FUNNT MASAYA THINKS EVERYBODY LOVES HIM!
Ichigo- KIDNAPPER! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!
Kisshu- I'll save yo-
CHOCOLATE- *Grabs onto Kisshu's shirt collar* No you wont!
Kisshu- Hey let go of me! Who do you think you are?
CHOCOLATE- I am the hostess and you do what I tell you to do... *Dark aura while still smiling and not having eye contact with Kisshu*
Ichigo- HELP ME! MASAYA-KUN!
CHOCOLATE- MASAYA IS NOTHING BUT A SHISH KABOB AT THE MOMENT, MAYBE TOMORROW WE CAN FIT YOU INTO HIS SCHEDULE.
Kisshu- Don't worry, Ichigo, it will be fun!
Ichigo- ARE YOU MASAYA!
Kisshu- Will you like me if I am?
Ichigo- NOT ONE BIT! *Gets dragged out of room to paint cafe blue*
Dutch- While that's going on, Deep Blue!
Deep Blue- NOW WHAT? FIRST YOU HUG ME CALLING ME YOUR, "LITTLE BRO", NOW WHAT POSSIBLY CAN YOU-
Dutch- DANCE, UNDERLING!
Deep Blue- What?
Dutch- I SAID DANCE, UNDERLING!
Deep Blue- What does that have to do with any-
Dutch- Don't make me kill you, Little Bro... just do the dare...
Everyone- O.O
Deep Blue- Now what would you do if I- OWOWOWOWO!
*Dutch electrocutes Deep Blue's foot, making him hop on one leg, the she hit the other leg, repeating the cycle over and over again. Don't try this at home kids! Unless if you are homeless but if you were homeless you wouldn't have a computer, now would you?*
Dutch- DANCE, UNDERLING! MUAHAHAHAHAH- okay i'm bored now. *Stops electrocuting Deep Blue, who falls to the floor grasping his bloody feet in pain*
Sakura- Oh my!
Rosa- Wow...
LEPrecon- *facepalm*
Everybody- =.=
CHOCOLATE-HAHAHAHAHA! HE SOOOOOO DESERVED THAT!
*Everybody stares at me*
CHOCOLATE-What? Nobody liked him, anyways! Am I right? Eh? Eh? Eh? *Pokes Pai in ribs repeatedly*
Pai- If only I were not here...
CHOCOLATE- OKAY WHATEVER YOU SAY, PAI! *Snaps fingers and Pai dissapears* EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE MONITOR IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER OF THE BASEMENT!
*Everybody turns to the wron end of my basement*
CHOCOLATE- NOT THAT WAY! THE OTHER WAY!
*Eveybody looks behind them and just like I promised, a giant flat screen that I call a monitor was in the left corner, slowly showing a image, but still sorta fuzzy*
Zakuro- What the hell is that?
CHOCOLATE- GASP! LANGUAGE, ZAKURO! NO SWEARING FOR A MODEL!
Mint- You can't tell onee-sama what to do! You guys curse all the time!
CHOCOLATE- But that's because, DO IT WITH ME, DUTCH!
*Dutch and my lick our finger and slide our hair back, then clicking with our tounghs and say...*
Dutch&CHOCOLATE- BECAUSE WERE JERKS!
LEPrecon- Oh lord...
Rosa- Hey guys, check it out!
Sakura- Something showing up on the flat sc-
CHOCOLATE- MONITOR!
Sakura- Okay.. on the monitor!
*Everybody directs there attention from me to the monitor, only to see...*
CHOCOLATE- ELMO? WTF? I HATE ELMO! IF ANYTHING, TURN ON...
Everyone- BARNEY!
Barney- I love you, you love me, we're a happy family with a great big hug-
Sakura- NOOO! I HATE BARNEY! GO TO HELL! *Smashes remote on the ground, stomps on it, catches it on fire, roasts marshmellows, then resumes steping on it, then puts it out with a fire extinguisher*
Rosa- That didn't shut the T.V. off...
CHOCOLATE- MONITOR!
Barney- and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too!
Sakura- NEVER! *I give her axe and she starts smashing it into monitor*
Dutch- Okay... Aliens! Um... Chocolate- I'm gonna need Pai...
CHOCOLATE- We can do it to him when he gets back.
Taruto- THAT'S SOO NOT FAIR! ME AND KISSHU HAVE TO DO IT AND PAI DOESN'T?
Dutch- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS, DUFUS!
Kisshu- It's probably to watch a girly movie!
Dutch- How did you know?
Kisshu&Taruto- GASP!
Dutch- JK! Love the reaction, by the way! Aliens... I dare you to crossdress ;P
Kisshu- Huh?
Dutch- Crossdrss ;P
Taruto- What now?
Dutch- Crossdress ;P
Kisshu- You know, you relly arn't-
Dutch- JUST CHANGE CLOTHES, DAMMIT!
Kisshu&Taruto- FINE!
*Walk into random changing room and start to exchange clothes, then stop all of a sudden*
Kisshu- Wait...
Taruto- Umm...
Kisshu&Trauto- WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
LEPrecon- Just do it... you don't want to die, now, do you?
Pudding- Yeah, Taur-Taru, Na-No-Da!
Sakura- Yes Tart...
Rosa- For your girlfriend...
Taruto- WHY YOU-!
Kisshu- Just do it...
Taruto- ...
*Finish changing and Kisshu comes out wearing tight taruto clothes, and Taruto wearing baggy Kisshu clothes that he has to hold to keep from falling down*
CHOCOLATE- I LOVE YA, DUTCH!
Taruto- I HATE YA, DUTCH!
Dutch- Next! Pai!
Pai- Yeah, what-
*Force feeds him a love potion*
Dutch- FALL IN LOVE WITH LETTUCE, DAMMIT!
*At first Pai looks like he's in a trance, but then looked up at Sakura*
Pai- SAKURA, I LOVE YOU, DARLING! *Goes up to Sakura and hugs her, making her look very uncomftorble*
Sakura- Umm...
Lettuce- P-Pai-san...
Dutch- Don't worry, Lettuce, it will ware off by midnight... AND SHIT IT DIDN'T WORK!
Lettuce- Thank god! And what in the heavens do you mean, Dutch-san?
Dutch- *Starts whistling* NOTHIN'! ANYWAY, TRUTHS! TART!
Taruto- *In changing rooms, puting his clothes back on* SOMEBODY CALL ME? PLEASE DON'T TELL ME IT'S NOT A HOST!
Dutch- DREAMS CRUSHED! Anyway, you sure you're not a midget?
Taruto- YOU! *Runs out of changing room and tries to strangle Dutch with, thank god, all clothes on*
Everyone- Phew!
Taruto- What?
CHOCOLATE- THAT WAS FUN! NEW HOST ALERT! *Alarm starts going off and red light flicker on and off* COME IN,MKTisAwesome!
* MKTisAwesome walks in from back closet*
MKTisAwesome- Now why did Dutch get an awesome entrance and I got a closet? Oh, yes! And call me Momo!
CHOCOLATE- OKAY, MOMO! Wait, isn't that the monkey thing from avatar?
Momo- Huh?
CHOCOLATE- Whatever... oh! MACHINE GUN OF AWESOMNESS!
*Machine gun held by flying trolls on velvet pillow is given to Momo*
Momo- Cool!
CHOCOLATE- I'M GONNA FINISH NOW SUPER FAST BECAUSE ME HANDS TIRED BYE!