A/N: Thanks for all the reviews, people. (That 'all' was kind of bittersweet) I'm just kidding. Major props to Sightlines! Yay! Also, I got a review talking about my use of OCs. ... I hardly ever use OCs, would you just go along with it for this fic? Please? I'll be sure to explain each OC before I use them, okay?
Phew, now that my venting is over, we can move on chapter-wise! I was kind of inspired by Hetalia's 'Chibitalia' sections from the anime (Oh my gosh, Hidekazu-sama, make more episodes, please!) and I decided to have a little fun with my OCs for a bit.
Explanations for each OC in the chapter. Enjoy! If not, you can go ahead and skip this chapter and head on to the randomness.
Disclaimer- I own naught but the ideas that grow in my thought garden (my brain).
A little boy falls from the ceiling and onto the floor. He groans softly before more children and some animals come. They all cheer, "The Seme-Uke Games: Children-Side!"
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In the pastel colored bus that was following the seme bus, a bunch of kids were running about and generally being children. Despite the efforts of the woman in front of the bus to calm them down, the bus was rocking on its wheels. Trying his best to act like a responsible adult, Mizuki Hoshigaki (son of Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha, age 5) was doing his best to act like all the other children weren't bothering him. He efficiently dodged a juice-box and a bag of candy that was flung his way and just sighed.
In another area of the bus, Alexandr Braginski (son of Russia and America, age 5) was currently talking to his cousin Ethan Beilschmidt (son of Prussia and Canada, age 4). For a while, Alexandr simply stare at the slightly younger boy and his pet thunder-bird. It lasted until Ethan pushed up his glasses, gulped and murmured, "Yes Alexandr?" The other boy shook his platinum-blonde hair and spoke, face showing no emotion,
"You're not supposed to say the names our your superiors, remember?" Alexandr hummed before adding, "Maybe Boris should teach that fact to your friend there."
"Non! Nein! You leave Donner alone!" Ethan ran away in tears, trying to find shelter from his scary cousin. On his way, he passed a girl with curly blonde hair talking to an albino girl with pig-tails and a girl with green skin and hair.
"Ve..." The blonde girl, Isabella (daughter of Germany and N. Italy, age 5), began, "So what are your favorite foods?" Kira, the albino girl (youngest of Kakuzu and Hidan's triplets, all aged 5), hummed before stating,
"I like cherries... But I also like any food that's red!" They all giggled before Ongakuhana, the green-skinned girl (daughter to Zetsu and Tobi Uchiha, age 5) smiled and said,
"I like birds." Isabella giggled before asking,
"Um... You mean like chicken?" Ongakuhana hummed before replying,
"Those are good too, but I mean things like black-birds, parrots, doves..."
In another area of the bus, two brunette boys with stitches on their face and green eyes were talking to each other. "I think she's pretty." Kiro (eldest of Kakuzu and Hidan's triplets) mused looking at the woman in front who was still trying to keep everyone in line. Kire (the middle-child of Kakuzu and Hidan's triplets) laughed and spoke up,
"Like you could get near her." Kiro raised an eyebrow before smirking, looking all-too much like his father, and speaking,
"I'd like to take a piece of that wager." The two agreed to a certain sum of money before shaking hands. Then Kiro went on the prowl. He stealthily snuck up behind the woman standing at the front of the bus. Just as she was about to say something about everyone sitting down, Kiro lifted up the back of her frilly, pink dress. The blonde woman yelped in shock, a rose blush growing on her face. Kiro simply looked before calling over to his brother, "I told you they'd be bloomers. You owe me ten bucks."
"THAT'S IT!!" The woman yelled. "Everyone get to a seat this instant!!!" Surprisingly, all the kids followed the instructions. Once they were all settled, the woman (Princess Peach) smoothed out her dress before taking out a paper and saying, "Now, I have to take attendance to show that you're all here." She read the paper and spoke up, "Alexandr Braginski?"
"Da?" The emotionless boy replied from his seat.
"Ethan Beilschmidt?" The timid boy, trying to avoid his cousin at all costs, spoke up from behind a chair,
"H-here…"
"Delirium and Demise Orcot?" At once, a small boy, wearing a purple kimono, with short black hair spoke up and exclaimed,
"Why did you say her name first? I'm older!" The girl next to him, also in a purple kimono, but with longer blonde hair laughed and replied,
"Ugh… We're twins! We're the same age!" As the two small ones began to argue, Peach sighed,
"They're only five and they argue this much? I don't envy Leon and Count D at all…" The blonde woman read the paper again before speaking up, "Isabella? Isabella Beilschmidt?" The curly blonde girl waved her hand excitedly. "Okay, okay sweetie… Now, how about the triplets? Kiro?" The small, stitched brunette raised his hand as he was being paid by his brother. "Hm… Kire?" The brunette paying Kiro raised his hand after putting his wallet away. "And Kira?" The albino girl called over,
"Here! Right here next to Ongakuhana-chan!" Both girls hugged each other and giggled. Peach smiled and checked them off before calling,
"Ken? Devlin?" A two year-old boy that bore an amazing resemblance to one Ben Tennyson and a 5 ½ year-old who looked like a teeny Kevin Levin only with dark brown hair looked up.
"S'up?" Devlin replied. Peach sighed and checked their names off of the list.
"Saso? Saso, you're here right?" The four year-old with blonde, blue-tinged hair sighed from his seat,
"If I wasn't, would I be sitting right here?" Peach huffed before calling out one last name,
"Hun?" A six year-old boy with mixed hair (orange, black, silver) and black dog ears jumped in front of Peach and barked out,
"Here and accounted for, heh heh!" Peach looked at Hun for a minute before cooing and rubbing at his ears.
"So cute! Who's child are you, huh?" Hun laughed and replied,
"I have no idea! Mizuki took me in!" Peach frowned and gulped.
"I knew that I forgot someone…" She called out, "Mizuki Hoshigaki?" The calm boy at the front of the bus gave a flip of his blue and black hair before stating,
"I wouldn't have expected less from someone who somehow gets kidnapped every other month." Peach blushed and yelled back,
"Bowser is very sneaky!", but she soon calmed down and said, "I mean… Well…" Looking at the paper she whispered along the lines of, "Why did I agree to this? Link owes me big time. What was I supposed to do after roll? Oh!" She brought out a poster and held it up. When all the kids eyes were on it, she announced, "You all get to choose the mascots for the games! Isn't that exciting?" The kids looked at the poster for another minute before Isabella called out,
"Doggies!" Soon, all the kids were talking about the two potential mascots on one side of the poster and Peach smiled,
"I guess that's settled. Now we can enjoy the rest of the-yipe!" She yelped when she felt her dress being lifted up again. Kiro looked and observed,
"Pink bloomers? I guess they do go with your dress."
"SIT DOWN!!!" Near Isabella, Kira, and Ongakuhana, Saya Hyuuga (daughter of Neji Hyuuga and Gaara Sabaku, age 4) sighed,
"She forgot about me..."
A/N: Heh heh… Um… Just go ahead and move onto the next chapter. Review if it wasn't too stupid.
-Tyranno's girl.